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I'm next in line for the imperial throne, right?
Um, hi,uh... Mum?
No. Just, no.
Dad, that hat is so stupid; you should let me burn it.
How does this work?
I guess I'm Stormer Wayne. Can I drive the Batmobile?
Dad,please take that fedora off your head,it doesn't make you look classy at all.
BLOOD! FOR FATHER KHORNE! -murders random people-
So, like my regular dad with long hair.
You know Dad, you could have taken the night off just once to come to my graduation.
edited 10th Mar '14 8:05:15 PM by TheAirman
What's with the facepalm? You think I like being your son?
... Well, this is awkward. <.<
...I thought my Mother was a Gremlin, and my Father was the human... awkward...
Hi Mum! How much was Dad a baka today?
"Dad. You're on fire."
At least she's human.
Well my dad's a Mage. Huh.
My dad just won't shut up about his hat. Do you know how annoying it is to listen to him praising his hat day after day after day? I'm not even into hats all that much.
Gets really sick of doing daily juice runs to the supermarket.
Screw This, I'm Outta Here!!
How old am I?
I did not know my father was capable of mitosis or any other superpowers.
No, Dad, I won't show you my warface.
I'm thinking Dad here is a tsundere. Or abusive. One of the two.
Well, I guess I am a son of a bitch.
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