Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
The gravekeeper instructed the new guy to tie bells around the corpses' ankle to tell them apart from the living.
The new guy nodded, trying his hardest to ignore the ringing sounds the gravekeeper made as he walked.
This post is something I actually
posted in r/TwoSentenceHorror and it got received pretty darn well.
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So people who eat the flesh of monsters turn into monsters too then. ...Hey, you smell kind of delicious.
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.
The good news about the chemical imbalance in my brain is that the Dementors can't lower my mood any further than it already is. The bad news is that despite knowing the spell, I can't make a Patronus to drive them off.
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
(That Guy You Met Once)
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Edited by Wheezy on Mar 13th 2021 at 7:29:49 AM
Project progress: The Adroan (102k words), The Pigeon Witch, (40k). Done but in need of reworking: Yume Hime, (50k)
Bright red smears gazed back.
Edited by SilverCrown on May 8th 2021 at 3:53:41 PM
Why does it sound kinda like my theme and why is my name on the boss' HP bar?
...eheh
Bonnie's Artistic Cousin
They're getting better at seeming like real people. I swear, this one even sounds like it's begging me for the mercy it's never going to get.
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.
Hey.
Where's the spider?
The rumbling sound came from the drier three rows down from mine. When I opened it the girl's head stopped banging around in there, and she apologized for making such a racket.
Confounded by avatar changes
I held my left hand up to look at the time. My right hand could feel that it was starting to go cold.
I opened an eye. Inside of it was a small key.
Edited by Anarchist2 on Feb 6th 2022 at 1:11:16 AM
Am I a weirdo?
Coffin for sale. Lightly used.
Yeah, I know I'm ripping off Hemingway. I don't need as many words as he did though.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Strepsirrhine of DOOM!
They look just like us on the outside. You gotta cut them open to be sure.
Tidesson Son of the staves of time
Too old for this
She was the only hope of the human race. This was why I had to kill her.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
"Listen up, this is a crime-scene, so no touching that creepy curled-up corpse in the corner, okay?"
(Beat)"What "corpse"?"
Edited by TitanJump on Apr 3rd 2022 at 3:38:51 PM
"Wolfang, I, Frederick Wirtham, would demand that you fulfill my wish to see all those who are morally deficient burnt, melted and disposed of."
Wirtham felt at once the heat of some foreign hell as his flesh sizzled, eyes sinking into his vacuous, lain bare skull as steam arose from the fresh carcass.
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.
The World's Least Powerful Man
It never actually hurts me. But somehow, the staring is even worse...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
It hurts so good...
Bonnie's Artistic Cousin
When we came back from the patrol, our officer counted seven people.
We'd left with six.
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I guess that's a fair interpretation
Edited by WarJay77 on Apr 21st 2022 at 8:21:59 AM
Current Project: The Team
The World's Least Powerful Man
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Oh, they made a new friend; how nice!
"No," said the Commander. "You can't 'keep 'im'."
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Insert title here
Throughout history, there have been many monsters among men: Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Mussolini, bin Laden, Attila, Nero, Caligula, and so many more.
How naive we were to assume this world had already seen the greatest evil humanity could spit out.
The Unknown Unknown
Except it followed them beyond the grave.
Like reflections in the glass!
There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
Okay now for the actual post
He had fell down the hole for seven hours, yet there was no floor in sight.
His fall was soon interrupted by a large web...
Dylexic wrighter
I put on new pants. They bit me!
Explosives are not why so many skyscrapers are missing their top few floors. Can't you see the tooth marks?
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.