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An Ambiguously Human cult leader who lives in a van down by the river. Most of what's known of him comes from rumors pieced together after he mysteriously disappears and his followers commit mass suicide by drowning themselves.
The Cross-Eyed Judge You can't prove it won't happen.
A... uhh... thing with crosses for eyes that works as a judge. He specializes in cases of the paranormal since his cross eyes allow him to burn supernatural creatures with just his stare.
Radish Woman I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
A demon who brutally kills dragons (who are a protected species; in this universe dragons are dangerous but not sapient and thus not really evil, sort of like tigers). Some say he is feeding off dragon parts, and others say he is just doing it For the Evulz.
The Ethereal Screamer For every low there is a high.
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
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Bump Is it because no one knows who Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds
are?
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Were an aspiring musical trio, Hamilton Reynolds, Josef Frank, and Reynolds Hamilton, until a car crash near the home a Mad Scientist causing the loss of limbs resulted in Josef Frank with the upper bodies of Hamilton and Reynolds for arms.
Crying Mothers You can't prove it won't happen.
If you go near a hospital, during silent nights, you could hear a chorus of spectral wailing coming from the maternity section. Not much else is known about them, but it's unclear if this is because nobody is interested in researching the Crying Mothers... or if the ones that do, never lived enough to tell what they've discovered.
Literally A Fist On Legs? Oo oo ah ah
Exactly What It Says On The Tin.
Bee-hemoth
Edited by The21zonz on Dec 4th 2024 at 11:51:43 AM
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUTA gigantic flying jaguar that haunts houses in Latin America every Christmas. He has sleigh bells adorning his forelegs, and shakes them in order to lure impressionable children outside, thinking it's Santa come to visit, whereupon he then eats those children.
The Stamford Hole-Hider
Edited by Sammael29 on Dec 4th 2024 at 4:13:47 AM
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
Fast Tunneling, Mole Men-like ambush predators that live in western Connecticut.
Big Rock Candy Mountain of Madness You can't prove it won't happen.
A giant, hulking monster that resembles a giant pile of candy. It sings a song that sends people insane (and I'm talking literally, not just in an "annoying song" way) when they hear it.
The Baker's Enemy For every low there is a high.
Danny Trejo Believes in You!!
As the name implies, a dragon that guards Titanium Fruit. The real mystery is what, exactly, is Titanium Fruit, since nobody has successfully gotten past the Guardian Dragon. The only reason anyone knows about the fruit is because the dragon shouts "I am the Guardian of the Titanium Fruit" before attacking.
One adventurer was able to get past the Guardian just far enough to confirm it is actually guarding something before being incinerated.
Pip Pip and Cheerio. You can't prove it won't happen.
Pip Pip is a bizarre, fuzzy-looking creature and Cheerio is a sentient grain of Cheerio cereal. Both speak in thick, unintelligible RP.
Fuzzy McLeggs, All-Seeing Devourer of Dragons
A giant, fuzzy spider that crawls through dungeons and eats dragons for breakfast. Despite its intimidating appearance, it has the mind of a benevolent protector.
Not-So-Lucky Star I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
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A large, furry monster that has foul-smelling pheromones that come from glands in its abdominal region.
Sting Lizard For every low there is a high.
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Aggressively territorial, invasive, dachshund-sized reptiles with Hollywood Acid in the many spines covering their body.
Skin Mittens You can't prove it won't happen.
There's Brazil, and then there's "Brazil", known in Brazilian Portuguese as "A Terra dos Sonhos Proibidos". It's a parallel dimension reminiscent of a warped and twisted version of Brazil; those who have made it out with their sanity intact say the air there is always uncomfortably warm and humid and smells faintly of guarana. Something within this living dimension (perhaps the dimension itself) devours the memories and inhibitions of the foolish mortals who venture in, turning them into stereotypical "Brazilian" versions of themselves, akin to this.
The Hurgler
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
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The Hurgler hurgls.
This Pokémon Speaking, yeti-like creature fractures every bone in its victim's torso. Nobody has actually seen the Hurgler hurgl, and the victim is left too physically and mentally traumatized to tell what happened.
The Thin Man in the Grey Flannel Suit with One Red Shoe You can't prove it won't happen.

Polar Opposite Twins who have been tethered together since birth. They each only have one arm and share three legs. Attempts to separate the two would only lead to death, so they are stuck like this forever. Gem is headstrong, but is cursed to be socially awkward. Nye is a natural talker, but never has anything to talk about. Together, the duo live in awkward silence, often stared or gawked at in the streets.
He Who Lives By The River
Do not mess with creatures which you do not understand.