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You get sent packages upon packages of literal spam.
I put a YMMV trope on a Mainspace page, on purpose.
You are permanently banned from TV Tropes and your wifi is shut off after you're kicked out of your house.
I accidentally drop a candy wrapper on the road.
The candy wrapper causes a car to skid into you, disabling you for life.
I keep turning the lights off.
You stab yourself with a knife while chopping onions because the lights went out.
I steal a penny off the ground.
A robber steals all your money, including that which you stored in a bank, and also your credit card number.
I cut class in college.
You end up as a Burger Fool employee in a dead-end job until you exit college.
I am left-handed and I doodle in someone else's notebook.
Both your hands are cut off.
"Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out." You are doused in the toilet until you drown.
I used up all the hot water in the shower when someone was waiting their turn.
I have a habit of not finishing books.
I will give your eyeballs papercuts.
Playing my Playstation Vita in front of some Nintendo 3DS owners.
You are immediately reported to Nintendo, who lock you in the dungeons beneath their headquarters. You are never heard from again.
I shoot someone with a water pistol.
Edited by ArgonianLorekeeper on Feb 1st 2020 at 8:53:35 PM
You are shot with an actual pistol for pestering them. The emoji for what used to be a realistic pistol eventually changed to a water gun by most smartphone vendors.
I attempt to make a Pokémon fangame.
Edited by leafsaber47 on Jan 31st 2020 at 3:33:38 PM
You are put in a cage and forced to fight other people for teenagers, in true Pokémon fashion.
Edited by RandomWriter413 on Jan 31st 2020 at 2:38:36 PM
I expected getting into hella legal heat by TPC/Big N/etc. but okay then.
You are immediately trampled by a semi.
I borrow a Mox Jet from someone.
You lose it and have to be a slave to pay for it.
I ate a chocolate button.
You're forcefed shirt buttons until you die.
I download a film online.
Edited by Routeferret on Feb 1st 2020 at 5:54:02 PM
You will get viruses for the rest your life
I get a coin.
You get arrested for theft and tax evasion: That coin isn't yours.
I tear off that "do not remove"-note from my blanket.
Your hands are torn off.
I stayed up past my bedtime
The roof of your house collapses on you.
You are force-fed Carolina reaper peppers soaked in Schezhuan sauce while being chased by the rabid side of the Rick and Morty fanbase.
Your computer electrocutes you.
someone pulls up on you and bashes your head into your computer
i ship raridash
Edited by VXXXN on Feb 22nd 2020 at 9:49:50 PM
People will fight a war with flamethrowers and Ships you'll burn to death.
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Feb 22nd 2020 at 8:52:03 AM
You're drowned in liquid air.
I drank a glass of water.
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