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Feb 6th 2019 at 5:26:31 PM

You are haunted for the rest of your life by visions of white rabbits with watches accusing you of being late.

I put salt on my food before I've even tasted it.

Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
Feb 7th 2019 at 12:51:06 PM

The salt masks the taste of the poison in your soup, you eat it all. You die.

I break the lead in someone's mechanical pencil.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Feb 7th 2019 at 4:12:26 PM

They break your legs.

I wish- wait... Whoops, i posted in the wrong game.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Feb 7th 2019 at 4:31:31 PM

You are banned from the TV Tropes forums.

I go around tweaking a bunch of faucets until they're all dripping at annoying intervals.

The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:25:51 PM

You are beaten to death with said faucets.

I [nja]'d another poster in this forum.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
Feb 8th 2019 at 5:12:22 AM

They don't care about martial art skills and shoot you.

I reply to spam.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
Feb 9th 2019 at 1:40:29 PM

You download a virus and them scammers steal all your passwords and get into your bank account and suck out all your money. One does not simply reply to spam.

I try to gently stroke my cat.

Edited by XFllo on Feb 9th 2019 at 10:40:54 AM

Feb 9th 2019 at 2:22:07 PM

Your cat Hates Being Touched and claws your arm, opening a major blood vessel in your wrist. You try to call 911, but you bleed to death before the ambulance gets there.

I'm a Panty Thief.

4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
[REDACTED]
Feb 10th 2019 at 7:04:48 AM

You've been cursed by a witch so that whenever you try to steal a pair of panties, you'll feel a painful shock for a few seconds. Even trying to get a peek at someone's skirt would have the same effect.

I throw a few rolls of toilet paper to cover up someone's house with them.

Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
vjoi We are cat & wolf!
We are cat & wolf!
Feb 10th 2019 at 6:23:39 PM

A truck dumps a lifetimes supply of single-ply on your house.

I installed a nsfw skyrim mod.

The_Dag Protect the Cinammon Bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Protect the Cinammon Bun
Feb 11th 2019 at 9:42:46 AM

You're raped by a draugr IRL.

I bullied Monika.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
VengefulBale Crimson Gale from Nuevo León, México Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Crimson Gale
Feb 11th 2019 at 9:44:52 AM

You are erased from existence by her the very next day.

I force Sakurai to make Metalucy canon by forcing him to watch Boku No Pico

Self-proclaimed monster expert.
ArgonianLorekeeper Masterpiece from Colony 9 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Masterpiece
Feb 11th 2019 at 2:27:48 PM

He makes it canon in such a way that you end up throwing your brain into an incinerator to erase the horror.

I make a tpyo on this post.

"You can see how good my painting is getting."
Aaymeirah I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN! from Passed out in a Tavern Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm a jester. NOT A CLOWN!
Feb 11th 2019 at 2:34:45 PM

roe'uy belnua ot edar owsdr ni eth ghtri drore. vfeevror.

I mess up my scrambled words above.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
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