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You are haunted for the rest of your life by visions of white rabbits with watches accusing you of being late.
I put salt on my food before I've even tasted it.
The salt masks the taste of the poison in your soup, you eat it all. You die.
I break the lead in someone's mechanical pencil.
They break your legs.
I wish- wait... Whoops, i posted in the wrong game.
You are banned from the TV Tropes forums.
I go around tweaking a bunch of faucets until they're all dripping at annoying intervals.
You are beaten to death with said faucets.
I 'd another poster in this forum.
They don't care about martial art skills and shoot you.
I reply to spam.
You download a virus and them scammers steal all your passwords and get into your bank account and suck out all your money. One does not simply reply to spam.
I try to gently stroke my cat.
Edited by XFllo on Feb 9th 2019 at 10:40:54 AM
Your cat Hates Being Touched and claws your arm, opening a major blood vessel in your wrist. You try to call 911, but you bleed to death before the ambulance gets there.
I'm a Panty Thief.
You've been cursed by a witch so that whenever you try to steal a pair of panties, you'll feel a painful shock for a few seconds. Even trying to get a peek at someone's skirt would have the same effect.
I throw a few rolls of toilet paper to cover up someone's house with them.
A truck dumps a lifetimes supply of single-ply on your house.
I installed a nsfw skyrim mod.
You're raped by a draugr IRL.
I bullied Monika.
You are erased from existence by her the very next day.
I force Sakurai to make Metalucy canon by forcing him to watch Boku No Pico
He makes it canon in such a way that you end up throwing your brain into an incinerator to erase the horror.
I make a tpyo on this post.
roe'uy belnua ot edar owsdr ni eth ghtri drore. vfeevror.
I mess up my scrambled words above.
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