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Feb 6th 2019 at 5:26:31 PM

You are haunted for the rest of your life by visions of white rabbits with watches accusing you of being late.

I put salt on my food before I've even tasted it.

Aaymeirah I'm mostly harmless! from a travelling circus near you Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm mostly harmless!
Feb 7th 2019 at 12:51:06 PM

The salt masks the taste of the poison in your soup, you eat it all. You die.

I break the lead in someone's mechanical pencil.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
Jaxfirebus Going to die from On the bus Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Going to die
Feb 7th 2019 at 4:12:26 PM

They break your legs.

I wish- wait... Whoops, i posted in the wrong game.

Crap... why'd i let HIM drive?!
Feb 7th 2019 at 4:31:31 PM

You are banned from the TV Tropes forums.

I go around tweaking a bunch of faucets until they're all dripping at annoying intervals.

The_Dag Protect the cinammon bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Protect the cinammon bun
Feb 7th 2019 at 5:25:51 PM

You are beaten to death with said faucets.

I [nja]'d another poster in this forum.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
Aaymeirah I'm mostly harmless! from a travelling circus near you Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm mostly harmless!
Feb 8th 2019 at 5:12:22 AM

They don't care about martial art skills and shoot you.

I reply to spam.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
XFllo ... from Uhr. Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
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Feb 9th 2019 at 1:40:29 PM

You download a virus and them scammers steal all your passwords and get into your bank account and suck out all your money. One does not simply reply to spam.

I try to gently stroke my cat.

Edited by XFllo on Feb 9th 2019 at 10:40:54 AM

My TV Tropes mission: to stop the misuse of Spirited Young Lady, Spoiled Sweet and English Rose.
Feb 9th 2019 at 2:22:07 PM

Your cat Hates Being Touched and claws your arm, opening a major blood vessel in your wrist. You try to call 911, but you bleed to death before the ambulance gets there.

I'm a Panty Thief.

4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
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Feb 10th 2019 at 7:04:48 AM

You've been cursed by a witch so that whenever you try to steal a pair of panties, you'll feel a painful shock for a few seconds. Even trying to get a peek at someone's skirt would have the same effect.

I throw a few rolls of toilet paper to cover up someone's house with them.

Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...Here I'm alive, Everything all of the time...
vjoi Big O Showtime!
Big O Showtime!
Feb 10th 2019 at 6:23:39 PM

A truck dumps a lifetimes supply of single-ply on your house.

I installed a nsfw skyrim mod.

The_Dag Protect the cinammon bun from bad to worse Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Protect the cinammon bun
Feb 11th 2019 at 9:42:46 AM

You're raped by a draugr IRL.

I bullied Monika.

Mankind is unlovable. No more kindness!
VengefulBale Lucy cuddles her borb from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Lucy cuddles her borb
Feb 11th 2019 at 9:44:52 AM

You are erased from existence by her the very next day.

I force Sakurai to make Metalucy canon by forcing him to watch Boku No Pico

It's Hugging Time!
ArgonianLorekeeper Munkeh from Colony 9 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Munkeh
Feb 11th 2019 at 2:27:48 PM

He makes it canon in such a way that you end up throwing your brain into an incinerator to erase the horror.

I make a tpyo on this post.

Tea time.
Aaymeirah I'm mostly harmless! from a travelling circus near you Relationship Status: Charming Titania with a donkey face
I'm mostly harmless!
Feb 11th 2019 at 2:34:45 PM

roe'uy belnua ot edar owsdr ni eth ghtri drore. vfeevror.

I mess up my scrambled words above.

If you have to cross thin ice, might as well do it in a dance.
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