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When you get home, you find all you food at home has been spit on.
Oh no, Ive lost my keys.
You then attempt to break into your house and get arrested for your troubles.
Jim rickrolls Quinton.
Quinton hires Rick Astley to break into Jim's house and beat him to death with a lead pipe while singing the song.
Alice deliberately steps on the back of Bob's shoe while he's walking, causing him to step out of his shoe.
edited 24th Sep '13 9:15:11 PM by Anomalocaris20
Bob kicks his other shoe off at Alice's face.
Tanya attempts to start a noise war with Jane by blaring her music at maximum volume.
Her music is so much more louder and more Incomprehensible then hers, and it makes her face melt off.
I laugh at a Joke during a Funeral.
You get buried alive.
I burp loudly in your ear.
I deliver a swift and precise Groin Attack.
I dress up as Batman for Halloween.
I kill your parents.
I put my arm around your girlfriend.
We both slaughter you mercilessly.
I burped in a church.
You go straight to Hell.
I bring 11 items to a 10-item grocery count.
The 11th item gets shoved up your nose. Unlucky for you, yours happens to be a whole watermelon.
I too two mints from the mint basket at a restaurant instead of just one.
A waiter trips you up on the way out.
Simon cockblocks Sean.
Simon catches an STD from Sean's girlfriend.
Sean buys a toaster the next day.
Sean has an angry toaster which rages at him, and fires its toast every single time.
Alice and Bob playfight.
Eve overhears them doing it and misinterprets what she hears. Rumours spread.
Alice and Bob get married and have a family.
Their oldest son grows up to become an Evil Overlord.
I walk into a bar.
You get drunk.
Ichigo Montoya got drunk.
edited 25th Sep '13 5:24:30 PM by porschelemans
The freaking Hollows kill us all, nice going.
Gearleader gets thrown in jail
He breaks out and breaks your spine, forcing you to quit your job and you loose your family as you spiral down into depression.
Calvin throws a Snowball at Hobbes.
Hobbes tells him to murder his parents.
I broke a nail
I call you a Feminazi and have you shunned.
I eat your sesame cake
Nuke incoming in 3...2...1...
Stealing someone's lunch and eating it.
A ninja steals it from right under your nose.
I turn in a homework assignment one day late.
I remix a line from the Mawaru Penguindrum dub and upload it to youtube.
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