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GearLeader from Dota Hell Relationship Status: Married to the job
Sep 24th 2013 at 7:45:43 PM

When you get home, you find all you food at home has been spit on.

Oh no, Ive lost my keys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 24th 2013 at 8:07:46 PM

You then attempt to break into your house and get arrested for your troubles.

Jim rickrolls Quinton.

Anomalocaris20 Salty AF from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Salty AF
Sep 24th 2013 at 9:14:55 PM

Quinton hires Rick Astley to break into Jim's house and beat him to death with a lead pipe while singing the song.

Alice deliberately steps on the back of Bob's shoe while he's walking, causing him to step out of his shoe.

edited 24th Sep '13 9:15:11 PM by Anomalocaris20

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 24th 2013 at 11:48:45 PM

Bob kicks his other shoe off at Alice's face.

Tanya attempts to start a noise war with Jane by blaring her music at maximum volume.

DingoWalley Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Sep 25th 2013 at 5:22:31 AM

Her music is so much more louder and more Incomprehensible then hers, and it makes her face melt off.

I laugh at a Joke during a Funeral.

terlwyth Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Sep 25th 2013 at 8:22:05 AM

You get buried alive.

I burp loudly in your ear.

Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 25th 2013 at 11:41:13 AM

I deliver a swift and precise Groin Attack.

I dress up as Batman for Halloween.

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Sep 25th 2013 at 12:21:17 PM

I kill your parents.

I put my arm around your girlfriend.

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Sep 25th 2013 at 12:22:12 PM

We both slaughter you mercilessly.

I burped in a church.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 25th 2013 at 12:53:39 PM

You go straight to Hell.

I bring 11 items to a 10-item grocery count.

Anomalocaris20 Salty AF from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Salty AF
Sep 25th 2013 at 12:59:06 PM

The 11th item gets shoved up your nose. Unlucky for you, yours happens to be a whole watermelon.

I too two mints from the mint basket at a restaurant instead of just one.

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 25th 2013 at 1:45:16 PM

A waiter trips you up on the way out.

Simon cockblocks Sean.

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 25th 2013 at 1:58:43 PM

Simon catches an STD from Sean's girlfriend.

Sean buys a toaster the next day.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Sep 25th 2013 at 2:02:28 PM

Sean has an angry toaster which rages at him, and fires its toast every single time.

Alice and Bob playfight.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 25th 2013 at 2:07:29 PM

Eve overhears them doing it and misinterprets what she hears. Rumours spread.

Alice and Bob get married and have a family.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 25th 2013 at 4:55:59 PM

Their oldest son grows up to become an Evil Overlord.

I walk into a bar.

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 25th 2013 at 5:24:07 PM

You get drunk.

Ichigo Montoya got drunk.

edited 25th Sep '13 5:24:30 PM by porschelemans

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
GearLeader from Dota Hell Relationship Status: Married to the job
Sep 25th 2013 at 5:25:40 PM

The freaking Hollows kill us all, nice going.

Gearleader gets thrown in jail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
DingoWalley Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Sep 25th 2013 at 5:42:08 PM

He breaks out and breaks your spine, forcing you to quit your job and you loose your family as you spiral down into depression.

Calvin throws a Snowball at Hobbes.

GearLeader from Dota Hell Relationship Status: Married to the job
Sep 25th 2013 at 5:45:34 PM

Hobbes tells him to murder his parents.

I broke a nail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
terlwyth Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
MstrNovaX The Professional Amateur from A couch
The Professional Amateur
Sep 25th 2013 at 6:36:56 PM

Nuke incoming in 3...2...1...

Jaywalking.

"If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap. Me."
ramuf Manta from the Shining Throne
Manta
Sep 25th 2013 at 6:38:05 PM

Electric chair.

Stealing someone's lunch and eating it.

IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 25th 2013 at 7:45:06 PM

A ninja steals it from right under your nose.

I turn in a homework assignment one day late.

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Sep 25th 2013 at 9:18:05 PM

You're expelled.

I remix a line from the Mawaru Penguindrum dub and upload it to youtube.


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