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eternalNoob Ded from yer mum Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
Sep 24th 2013 at 5:03:12 AM

Just as the title says.

I stole a little boy's candy.

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Sep 24th 2013 at 5:11:13 AM

For that, you are mercilessly tortured for hours.

I poke a dog accidently, causing it to pay attention to me.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 24th 2013 at 5:14:10 AM

The dog bites your leg clean off.

Greg fantasises about owning a roomba.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 24th 2013 at 6:06:24 AM

The roomba turns out to be a Decepticon, who kills him at the first given chance.

Johnny has just quoted one too many a Memetic Mutation.

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Sep 24th 2013 at 6:20:04 AM

He ends up being tortured, forced to repeat the same phrases over and over constantly, with occasional begs being allowed, all for nothing.

I very nearly hugged the wrong person.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
terlwyth Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Sep 24th 2013 at 6:41:19 AM

You get the Cupcakes treatment

Burp loudly in someone's ear

Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 24th 2013 at 6:51:38 AM

You end up on the receiving end of an Offhand Backhand.

Joe said something snide to Bill.

Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
Sep 24th 2013 at 7:17:00 AM

Bill responds by insulting his family in multiple creative ways and then beating him up until he passes out.

I accidentally stepped on a Cheerio! o:

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Sep 24th 2013 at 7:36:26 AM

You end up being sued by the various companies of the world that distribute them, and you also end up being arrested for the very specific crime of 'Destruction of a Senator's Favourite Snack', which involved many years in prison.

I ate the last of the pies.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Blurring Man about fish from a potential future people archeological dig site
Man about fish
Sep 24th 2013 at 8:00:51 AM

You are to make 1000 pies, using Victorian era equipments, while wearing Victorian era maid uniform.

I pick a flower in the public park.

edited 24th Sep '13 8:19:55 AM by Blurring

No matter how good a theory is, you could never ever drop it on somebody's foot.
DingoWalley Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Sep 24th 2013 at 8:35:34 AM

The Other Flowers around your legs start pulling you underneath till only your head is above the earth, and then they stone you.

I jaywalked.

IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 24th 2013 at 9:05:03 AM

The guy at the other side of the street knocks you out with a Vulcan Nerve Pinch.

Jim attacks Bob from behind with a water balloon.

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Sep 24th 2013 at 9:27:42 AM

He sprays him with a fire hose.

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Brahian1 Maid of Time from Where Nothing Gathers Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Maid of Time
Sep 24th 2013 at 9:33:37 AM

You are promptly Avada Kedavra'd by the Wizard Police.

I took the wrong turn at the intersection!

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Sep 24th 2013 at 9:55:44 AM

You get lost for 2 hours.

I gave a somewhat realistic response.

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Bisected8 Sometimes it be that way from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Sometimes it be that way
Sep 24th 2013 at 11:00:18 AM

You're lynched for being boring.

I vocalise my indifference to a popular work.

Further edits will be done in post production.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground.
"Just as planned."
Sep 24th 2013 at 11:12:08 AM

You end up being burned by those who either love or hate it.

I said 'Meh!' while reading a news story.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 24th 2013 at 3:48:57 PM

A random person who takes the news seriously follows you around while lecturing you about how the news is Serious Business.

I cosplay as Spider-Man.

DingoWalley Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Sep 24th 2013 at 4:10:26 PM

Venom Eats you Alive!

I go to Comi-Con without Cosplaying anything.

IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 24th 2013 at 7:15:15 PM

A Loki cosplayer stabs you in the back.

I've got my suit and tie, and plan to leave it all on the floor tonight.

Trip hellp from the land of the lost horizon
hellp
Sep 24th 2013 at 7:16:36 PM

It gets infested with rats which bite your balls.

I accidentally kicked the back of someone's shoe.

WORLD'S GONE INSANE
GearLeader from Dota Hell Relationship Status: Married to the job
Sep 24th 2013 at 7:17:58 PM

Then I will be taking your feet.

I stole a loaf of bread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Sep 24th 2013 at 7:39:12 PM

The store owner blasts you with his shotgun.

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about.

GearLeader from Dota Hell Relationship Status: Married to the job
Sep 24th 2013 at 7:41:44 PM

Then I ring you up on a tree.

I just missed my due date

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Anomalocaris20 Bop from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Bop
Sep 24th 2013 at 7:43:30 PM

Thanks to some time travel, your mother missed your due date too. Better luck next ti- oh, wait.

I forgot to tip the waiter.

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch

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