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I stole a little boy's candy.
For that, you are mercilessly tortured for hours.
I poke a dog accidently, causing it to pay attention to me.
The dog bites your leg clean off.
Greg fantasises about owning a roomba.
The roomba turns out to be a Decepticon, who kills him at the first given chance.
Johnny has just quoted one too many a Memetic Mutation.
He ends up being tortured, forced to repeat the same phrases over and over constantly, with occasional begs being allowed, all for nothing.
I very nearly hugged the wrong person.
You get the Cupcakes treatment
Burp loudly in someone's ear
You end up on the receiving end of an Offhand Backhand.
Joe said something snide to Bill.
Bill responds by insulting his family in multiple creative ways and then beating him up until he passes out.
I accidentally stepped on a Cheerio! o:
You end up being sued by the various companies of the world that distribute them, and you also end up being arrested for the very specific crime of 'Destruction of a Senator's Favourite Snack', which involved many years in prison.
I ate the last of the pies.
You are to make 1000 pies, using Victorian era equipments, while wearing Victorian era maid uniform.
I pick a flower in the public park.
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The Other Flowers around your legs start pulling you underneath till only your head is above the earth, and then they stone you.
The guy at the other side of the street knocks you out with a Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
Jim attacks Bob from behind with a water balloon.
He sprays him with a fire hose.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
You are promptly Avada Kedavra'd by the Wizard Police.
I took the wrong turn at the intersection!
You get lost for 2 hours.
I gave a somewhat realistic response.
You're lynched for being boring.
I vocalise my indifference to a popular work.
You end up being burned by those who either love or hate it.
I said 'Meh!' while reading a news story.
A random person who takes the news seriously follows you around while lecturing you about how the news is Serious Business.
I cosplay as Spider-Man.
Venom Eats you Alive!
I go to Comi-Con without Cosplaying anything.
A Loki cosplayer stabs you in the back.
I've got my suit and tie, and plan to leave it all on the floor tonight.
It gets infested with rats which bite your balls.
I accidentally kicked the back of someone's shoe.
Then I will be taking your feet.
I stole a loaf of bread.
The store owner blasts you with his shotgun.
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about.
Then I ring you up on a tree.
I just missed my due date
Thanks to some time travel, your mother missed your due date too. Better luck next ti- oh, wait.
I forgot to tip the waiter.
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