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-blue and black energy erupts around her-
edited 29th Sep '14 7:29:14 PM by MicoolTNT
Kids, remain calm... Also, don't go repeating that word you just heard screamed from over there.
<He says to stay calm!>
<What did that angry lady say?>
... I'm out.
-Liza flies off, feeling mad-
FM notices the blue haired chick unleashing dark energy and groans. He then pulls his earplugs out, and tosses them in her direction. "Calm the heck down. Not like you're some kind of grief-filled individual who's mentally scarred enough to want to kick the shit out of everyone." FM blinks, wondering just why the heck he said that last sentence.
-some of the students pick up broken shards of glass for self-defense; Largo is unarmed-
And then the music starts, and cartwheels suddenly appear out of the dark energy and fly everywhere, especially in the direction of FM, Largo, and his students.
-Largo ducks, his students do so shortly thereafter, a couple getting a bit hurt-
"Shi-" FM notices the students nearby and stops what he says. "Shoot!" With no immediate way to dodge the cartwheels, FM is hit dead on. If these cartwheels act like buzzsaws, well then expect lots of blood to splatter around. If it just cuts him in half...well, his insides are now part of his outsides. The worst part? He's still alive after either of these hits.
Pink light suddenly blasts away the dark energy, and an indistinct divine figure in pink-white robes descends... facepalming and sweatdropping.
"You know, Sayaka, I think this is the dumbest reason for becoming a Witch I've ever seen."
"Fuck you, Madoka."
-Largo and his students creep up to get a closer look-
"Sayaka! There are children around!"
"Can we just go?"
<Wait, we're not children...>
<She called us children?>
edited 29th Sep '14 7:21:43 PM by Inceptiond
FM blinks, realizing he hasn't been sliced in half or torn apart. Which he responds to by looking over at the magical girl. Only to see a pink one as well. "Oh god you better not bring a whole group of you in here." Though, FM can feel something...off-putting about the two. As if they aren't exactly right in the world.
Time out a minute here.
@Weirdguy: Have you read the rules in the OP? If you've left by now, as it looks like you have, please answer when you get back.
@Inceptiond: Have you read the rules? Because you're not acting like it; I saw several ignored attacks a page or so ago.
@bRaHiAn: On principle, you cannot bring anything into the Arena that is completely impervious to harm, even if it's a joke character. I don't care if you're a bug; no godmode for you. Either make Navi vulnerable or stop using her.
Now, carry on.
The light starts to grow brighter, and Sayaka can hear distant laughter, including at least a couple she recognises.
"...on second thoughts, can I just stay here and kick some ass as a Witch?"
"Come on, it'd be badass!"
"...don't make me get Mami down here."
-to FM- "...what would be wrong with that?" -smile-
Knowless, Rule of Funny. Don't be a hardass.
edited 29th Sep '14 7:25:12 PM by MicoolTNT
Unless they were updated after Mos Eisely, yes, I have read the rules.
<Whoa, is that a real magical girl?>
<They exist in real life, Shinji. I thought you knew this.>
I am reminded of that 3vil unded grrl...
edited 29th Sep '14 7:26:05 PM by Inceptiond
"Well for one you bunch are so brightly colored my eyes are starting to hurt. Wait, no, that's something else." That...wrongness, the subconscious knowledge that these two are blights on reality, was starting to set off all of FM's magical senses. "Wait a second, what's this witch thing you mentioned?"
"Uhh... nothing, gotta go, bye!"
-she vanishes in a flash, taking Sayaka with her.-
Actually, I did add a new Environment paragraph kinda recently, and I think that was after Mos Eisley. Not a whole lot important in there except that there are no NPC's in the Arena (which has basically always been a thing, but I forgot it wasn't in v4's OP somehow).
@Micool: What else do you expect of me? I don't think I ask that much of my players. :/ Just don't go too far in directions likely to annoy other people.
edited 29th Sep '14 7:31:34 PM by Knowlessman
Got it. I guess that Navi thing coulda gotten annoying if it went on much longer, though I think what he did do was well covered under the Rule of Funny, except maybe the textwalls...
D4mn magical grrls, always an 3nigma... Field trip's over, kids! Let's find an exit!
All right, Knowless, it shan't happen again. I guess I just got caught up in the moment :U
CMOF...? Oh, it's already there.
edited 29th Sep '14 7:37:40 PM by Inceptiond
Look what you've done Brahian.
It's just a precedent that I never ever never ever want to risk setting. Just in case, y'know.
EDIT: Other than that, no biggie.
edited 29th Sep '14 7:39:05 PM by Knowlessman
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