-in comes Largo, obviously very drunk-

-notices Largo-

Hello.

-Largo turns around-

Huh...!?

Who are you?

That dun' matter... hey, aren't you that fire d00d I met while h4x0ring Piro's account?

... I'm sorry, what?

-looks closely at Liza's chest-

Oh, you's a chix0r. My bad.

Ah.

Hey buddy. -snaps fingers in his face and points at eyes-

-Largo completely fails to notice Liza trying to get his attention until a few seconds after the fact-

Ugh, I am fsking k3rsn4ck3r3d!!

...You are f*cking what?

Drunk. I see you are not educated in l33t... Lemme tell you, b33r is the devil!

Oh. You're drunk.

Like I just said, grrl. I need to piss....

...

To h3ll with it.

-turns away from Liza, drops pants right there and urinates on the floor-

Liza must be a patient woman, seriously.

edited 29th Sep '14 6:05:48 PM by Inceptiond

... DAMMIT! GGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....!

-Liza creates two fireballs in her hands, glares at him with murderous intent, and chucks them- I'll teach you how to greet a Pyromancer!

-Largo ducks, his hair singed-

Aw, hell, as if this day could get any worse...

-runs away, leaving pants behind-

{FACILITY FLOOR DEFILED}

{SENDING JANITOR TO CLEAN}

"...Last time I get a bloody job at a place that gets attacked by giant robots on a daily basis..." In comes FM with a mop and bucket full of water. "Alright, which one of you made a stain and is that pee I smell? If that's pee one of you is getting hit."

Hit her, I don't have t3h 3vil m4gics!

-A gnome comes in and pukes on the floor.-

-and then some idiot throws a bunch of gunpowder on the floor-

-in an effort to counterattack, Largo strikes a match and tries to ignite the gunpowder-

FM turns to the gnome, staring at the vomit constantly coming out of its mouth. For a few moments, he seems to be frozen in place. Pondering how in the heck this gnome can survive vomiting that much rainbow liquid at once. Only for blind rage to take over. "DAAAAAMNIIIIIIIIT!" FM holds the mop up high, and runs towards the Gnome. If he manages to catch it, he'll give it a good thrashing!

"No! That's my gunpowder!"

Dammit, d00d, I am unarmed and a b4tshit cr4zy chix0r is trying to kill me!