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You gonna play a Metatron robot, or do something different? 'cause if it's another Metatron robot, I might have a plan...
Mine's a somewhat superhuman medieval warrior. A very odd one though, So having a high-power character wouldn't make for a fair fight.
Alright, then this should be a relatively fair fight.
An ordinary-looking blue-haired schoolboy spawns in.
"Alright, where the heck am I... ugh, let me guess, this shit again..."
edited 29th Sep '14 3:12:14 AM by MicoolTNT
FEE FI FO FUM! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A CASUL!
What's this Magical boy? Some loudmouthed giant of a man clad in Brass armor and wearing a goofy mask just sauntered over to where you are and does a very arrogant gesture.
edited 29th Sep '14 3:22:11 AM by Questor
"Fuckin' hell, just give me an ordinary Witch fight over this shit..." he grumbles, before noticing his probable opponent and scratching his head.
"Uh... what do you want?"
edited 29th Sep '14 3:21:53 AM by MicoolTNT
MY FOOT. UP UR GIRLYBOI ASSPUSSY. GET REDY, I'M GOING IN HOLLOW.
And then the Giant man charges with speed that belies his size and heavy armor and swings his massive sword in a cleaving motion.
This is very related to my character.
edited 29th Sep '14 3:28:46 AM by Questor
"What the hell, man?"
Miki jumps backwards from the slash, and does a backwards cartwheel. As he lands on his hands, something rises from his finger and plants itself into his stomach, surrounding his body in a blue glow and transforming him. He lands, the blue aura falling away and revealing him dressed as he is in my avatar, and draws a sword from a magic seal.
"Alright, jackass, let's dance!"
edited 29th Sep '14 3:34:39 AM by MicoolTNT
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT. NOW YOU LOOK THE PART OF A SISSYBOI GIGOLO WHO TAKES 30 CASUL DICKS UP THE ASS EVERY DAY.
The Giant man makes a running start before making a leaping downwards slash with his massive sword, the Magical boy would notice that the steel was wreathed in flames as it hurtled towards him.
NINJAFLIPS ARE FOR CASULS!!!
edited 29th Sep '14 3:38:44 AM by Questor
The boy sighs as a blue magic seal forms beneath him - are those music notes in it? - and lunges forward, practically Flash Stepping underneath the giant, before hurling his sword at its back.
"...I don't even know what you're talking about, but at least I don't need 30 tons of metal to compensate for something."
I'm gonna punish you for every point you didn't put into that 10 dexterity :p.
edited 29th Sep '14 3:43:09 AM by MicoolTNT
The Sword throw only causes the giant man to flinch, that's some seriously hard armor he's wearing...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BACKSTABBED NUB.
And then the Giant whirled back and attempted to run the Magical boy through with his Zweihander.
Actually, Dexterity is only a damage modifier in DS. What really determines speed is the Endurance stat. But what the hell, I'll make him a slow hitting but relatively agile juggernaut.
edited 29th Sep '14 3:47:37 AM by Questor
Drawing a new sword out of thin air, the Magical Boy powers up another magic seal beneath his feet, a blue aura forming around him, before attempting to deflect the thrust with a powerful magic-enhanced two-handed slash.
The Giant man fittingly enough, hits like a train; but the attack is parried successfully.
I'm kidding, play him however you want.
Miki follows through with a similarly enhanced two-handed upwards slash, switching his sword to reverse grip to cut up at the giant.
"Well if you don't like magic, maybe you shouldn't have challenged a Mahou Shounen, genius!"
edited 29th Sep '14 3:52:12 AM by MicoolTNT
The Slash lands without a hitch and the Giant takes a stumbling step backwards from the damage, guess that armor isn't just for show.
SORCERY IS 4 SCRUBS!
And the giant man retaliates with a relatively quick slash of his massive sword.
edited 29th Sep '14 3:54:08 AM by Questor
Miki parries, preventing damage, but losing his sword, which is sent flying out of his hands by the force.
"Ugh, what are you, some kind of dumb-fuck gamer? Well I got some dumb leetspeak for you: STFU and fight!"
edited 29th Sep '14 3:55:55 AM by MicoolTNT
Taking advantage of the disarmament of the Magical boy, the Giant's free hand explodes into flame and with a punching motion, lets loose a short-ranged explosion of black flames at his foe.
BLACK FLAME, THAT MEANS NG+ BITCH.
Miki can't really stop the flames, and is set on fire, but he stops, drops, and rolls with surprising composure - what, didn't he feel any pain from that? - getting some distance from his foe in the process.
"Well, that means nothing 2 me. Now..." -he wraps his cloak around himself, spinning once on the spot, and when he throws it open again there are several swords lodged in the ground at his feet- "...try these on for size!"
-he proceeds to throw the swords one after another in quick succession at the giant-
edited 29th Sep '14 4:08:53 AM by MicoolTNT
The Giant quickly unslings a shield with an ornate grass and leaves pattern emblazoned on its front and weathers the storm of blades as he makes a slow advance towards his foe.
Miki sighs and does an exaggerated yawn, while simultaneously charging himself with magic and preparing to move.
The Giant picks up speed and tries to seize the initiative by charging first.
Miki leaps to the side, jumps into - and off - the wall, and attempts to hit the Giantdouche in the side with a powerful two-handed slash, hoping the Giant can't stop his charge in time.
edited 29th Sep '14 4:22:53 AM by MicoolTNT
The Giant brings up his Shield to parry the blow, if he succeeds; he will follow up with a lunging thrust with his sword.
Miki is parried, but whips around, continuing his momentum into another powerful two-handed slash which deflects the Giant's own attack.
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