Enter the Arena... As Your Avatar (v4)!

excuse me? All I did was have my character walk up and try to instigate a fight? (read the title). Also, I've had my character attack randomly 5 or 6 times, and have been completely ignored. I'm pretty sure any character would be pretty mad at that point!

Host? Oh, so you're merely possessing Meta Knight? That explains it, I guess. You know, I have a friend who's also Death and destroys worlds! Shall I introduce you to her?

"no, this isn't meta knight's body. I've never even heard of him. They must just look similar or something. This was just some random guy named Cantavanda. I hear he tried to blow up the president once. Also, this isn't knight armor, per se. It used to be a cybernetic suit, but I guess it's just glorified armor, now. I kinda wrecked it in my last fight."

cringes at her last statement

"No, there is no need for me to meet my replacement. I'm sure my creators made a replacement. No need to shove it or her in my face."

edited 6th Aug '14 6:54:54 PM by PowerfulKyurem

I would recognize that glowing yellow gaze and circular body anywhere. That is definitely Meta Knight you are inhabiting.

\*shrugs at the other statement* Suit yourself.

edited 6th Aug '14 6:55:39 PM by bRaHiAn1

-Terumi grins sadistically- Look at all the destructive potential here... Now this is my kind of party!

edited 6th Aug '14 6:55:38 PM by Konkfan7

Pardon me, but... did someone mention conquering worlds?

"No, it's not. Here, look."

pops out a glowing false eye from beneath the helmet

"see, it's a cybernetic suit based off the Uggbootian Spambot 353.5 model. Although, it is perfectly reasonable that either "meta knight" or the armor was designed off of Meta Knight's appearance."

"Well, I don't conquer worlds. In my normal form I kinda am a world in a sense, god maybe? I don't know. It's difficult to describe. Anyway, I usually destroy worlds after I get anything useful out of them. You see, my creators were a bunch of gods that had created so much junk, that they needed me to retrieve the good parts and destroy the rest. That way, they'd have less clutter. Eventually, they had me infiltrate another god's creation to steal some creation of theirs. I guess it was some new thing none of them had ever done before. Something about artificial sentience or something? You guys know what I mean?"

edited 6th Aug '14 7:02:43 PM by PowerfulKyurem

Well, who gives a shit? -chuckle-

-Terumi is suddenly near Jack- I see an interesting new party has arrived.

Yup! Just checking on my assets, and holy shit are there a lot of bandits here.

Fair enough. So, if you're really set for world destroying, think you can take a few of my friends?

This place is where souls that slipped through the cracks of their realms are pulled to be pitted against each other. Very interesting people show up here.

I see them as nuisances.

So, it looks like you got a lot of power to brag about, then?

Look up.

-two Drop-Barges are circling overhead-

@Inceptiond: What's this you're accusing Kyurem of? What's gamejacking?

As long as he's playing the avatar he's wearing (which, by the sound of it, is actually just really similar to Meta Knight) and not being a dick about anything (which I don't see, although granted I haven't looked very closely at the posts yet), there shouldn't be a problem.

Sorry, I saw him as being obnoxious.

-Terumi just lets out another grin-

I should've expected as much.

-Terumi forms and X over his face with his arms- I suppose this shall be an interesting match....

-the are rumbles as Terumi spreads his arms and a huge burst of power comes from him-

-for a second, a giant phantom serpent coils around him as large text appears-

蛇双・ウロボロス

Come to that, though, the thing's filename is "someta." :/ I think it's kind of obviously a picture of Meta Knight's mask.

@Kyurem: Are you using the wrong avatar, or what?

EDIT: No other likely candidate in his gallery.

edited 6th Aug '14 7:14:04 PM by Knowlessman

-slow clap-

Oh, wow. Real impressive. Bravo, bravo...

Whoops. I guess my edit took too long. XD. sorry 'bout that. No, it's just that it got used in something else as an image of a totally different character. XD

"Well, I can give it a shot. It's very rare to find intriguing opponents. Most of the worlds I've visited have been empty and dead. Mostly just really dumb robots that acted like creepy stalkers. and then there was that blocky place. Now that wildlife was definitely creepy. Anyway, enough chit chat. LET'S BATTLE!"

edited 6th Aug '14 7:17:12 PM by PowerfulKyurem

-Terumi immediately runs over to Jack and begins slashing with both knives-

-Jack blocks with his shotgun and tries to smack Terumi in the face with the butt of the Conference Call-

*Google* Ugg Boots... Spam emails...

Is he... is he an anti-malware program or spam filter that achieved sentience? :/

Worse, he's a virus. The ugg boot and spambot stuff was more literal than you think, though. He achieved sentience through merging with a character in a very advanced (disturbing) simulation (note: "artificial sentience")

edited 6th Aug '14 7:26:04 PM by PowerfulKyurem