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God DAMMIT! I swear to God, if Kyubey's behind this, I'm going to...!
Miki's other ring becomes his Soul Gem, and he wraps his fingers around it, getting ready in case he has to fight.
I feel you do not understand the power of the Infinity Blade. Should we get this over with?
The Infinity Blade teleports a few metres in front of Miki, and stops abruptly, the giant ring in its hilt almost staring at him.
"Wh-what do you want?" Miki asks nervously. He holds his Soul Gem up defiantly.
...A quick demonstration.
The Infinity Blade glows with that eerie blue aura again.
Fuck my life, why do I always rush into these things without thinking about it?
Miki places his Soul Gem to his chest, and a blue energy field covers his body. When it's gone, he's dressed as he is depicted in the avatar, a single sword gripped in a two-handed ready stance.
"N-no, really, I'm fine..."
I really should just use the actual Sayaka. I end up accidentally writing "her" every other line anyway.
edited 19th Jun '14 4:52:20 AM by MicoolTNT
Who gets to go first? How about... me.
The Infinity Blade suddenly teleports behind Miki, and launches itself blade-first towards him at high speed, a blue missile heading straight for Miki's back.
Miki barely manages to dodge, sidestepping the blue missile at the last second and raising his sword back into guard, keeping his eye on it at all times.
"Oh, come on! Who the heck are you?! What do you want with me?!"
Okay, how the hell am I supposed to fight an animated sword?! There's nothing to hit back at!
edited 19th Jun '14 4:54:11 AM by MicoolTNT
Without warning, the Blade teleports off to the side, emerging in a flash of blue light from a hidden ring in a nearby building, spinning like a buzzsaw towards Miki's flank.
Miki attempts to deflect the attack with a powerful two-handed slash, enhanced with blue magic.
The God Killer is sent flying into the sand by Miki's parry, but disappears again into the sand, and reappears back on the barge, descending at high-speed to spear Miki's head from above.
Sunder the sword, Sayaka. :| Duh.
Miki yanks his head aside, out of the way.
Fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck- I hate this place...
The Infinity Blade lodges itself in the sand.
Without warning, the Blade Teleport Spams around the arena, while launching itself into Miki as it goes, for a flurry of strikes coming from all directions.
Miki desperately blocks and evades the blade coming from all directions, spawning a second sword to help him deflect it a couple of times, only to lose it due to the sheer momentum of the Infinity Blade... He goes back to blocking with a single blade, but he can't keep up with the teleport spam entirely, and ends up taking more than a few painful gashes.
edited 19th Jun '14 5:15:06 AM by MicoolTNT
Whenever the Infinity Blade scratches him, it glows a faint blue, and he gets a faint feeling that he's being ripped apart on the inside.
Ooh, that was close. Be careful, a deep enough wound, and your soul will be disintegrated, ripped apart, beyond repair.
The Infinity Blade continues the spam-flurry, but on occasion it is parried and knocked into the sand, giving Miki a small window to recover, before the Weapon recovers and continues the assault.
edited 19th Jun '14 5:19:22 AM by TheHoboTortle
Miki tightens up his defence and abandons the idea of using a second sword, ensuring that the blade doesn't land another hit, but the pain starts to get on Miki's nerves - not in the least because he can't block it using his Soul Gem like he could with ordinary pain. So, the next time he knocks the Infinity Blade into the sand and slows it down, he gathers his strength and magical power, a blue magical seal forming beneath his feet, so that the next time the Infinity Blade comes flying at him...
...he can, in a move which appears to combine swordplay and baseball, a powerful sideways driving slash accompanied by a wave of blue magic, send the Infinity Blade flying off far into the sky.
edited 19th Jun '14 5:27:53 AM by MicoolTNT
The Infinity Blade is knocked far away, to the other side of Mos Eisley, and it embeds itself in a building, before teleporting back to the barge.
The Blade suddenly erupts from underneath Miki's feet in an explosion of blue.
Miki leaps backwards, only male instincts saving him from about the most painful death possible.
"Oh, come ON!!!!!" he bellows to the sky, blue magic flowing from his Soul Gem over his whole body, giving him a powerful-looking Battle Aura. Black taint replaces the blue flowing out of the Gem, but not enough to be concerning... yet.
"BRING IT THEN!!!" he rages, holding his sword at guard. Blue energy forms over it, making it effectively twice as big.
edited 19th Jun '14 5:36:51 AM by MicoolTNT
In a split second, the Infinity Blade AI formulates a strategy.
Hmm... Let's try this.
First, the Blade teleport spams in a small circle around Miki, trapping him in a circle of metal and blue flame. With nowhere to go, the Blade suddenly explodes beneath Miki's feet again, spinning like a chainsaw.
edited 19th Jun '14 5:48:57 AM by TheHoboTortle
Miki crouches down, and kicks off the ground at the very last second, a blue magic seal bursting beneath his feet and propelling him high into the air like a cerulean missile.
Once he's well high enough to clear the trapping circle of blades, he flips over, kicks off another blue seal he's formed in midair, and heads back towards the ground and out of the way of the presumably-still-flying-upwards Infinity Blade, skidding to a halt as he lands, still glowing with a partially-diminished blue aura.
He refreshes his aura from his Soul Gem, adding a little more corruption in the process.
The Infinity Blade, still flying up, vips back to the ground, and starts continuously firing itself at Miki using a tele-ring in a building, like a sword-shooting minigun.
Miki's speed is enhanced by his aura to the point that he's able to deflect each and every one of the blows, and eventually sends the Infinity Blade flying away with a particularly powerful block. However, each block depletes his aura slightly, forcing him to draw a little more mana from his Soul Gem every time.
Dammit! I can't keep this up, and I'm not even gonna get any Grief Cubes out of this mess! I gotta end this now before I use up too much magic! But HOW?!
edited 19th Jun '14 5:59:00 AM by MicoolTNT
The Infinity Blade is sent flying away, but it teleports behind Miki, using the momentum to throw itself into his back.
Miki doesn't see the Infinity Blade until too late... but his aura slows it down long enough for him to whip around and deflect it just as its tip pierces his skin.
His whirling block also causes the Infinity Blade to tear a ragged hole in his cape.
Miki examines the damage to his cape, eyes glowing with blue death, and pointedly ignores the new wound.
"You've done it now." Even more blue energies course over his body, heedless that his Soul Gem is now half-black.
edited 19th Jun '14 6:06:11 AM by MicoolTNT
The Blade hums and glows as it pierces Miki's skin, and pulls on his QIP again. The Weapon is deflected, embeds itself in a building, and... strangely goes still, and the glow disappears.
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