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"Because he has attacked this woman-" Pohatu gestures towards bEaTrIcE. "-apparently because he wants to eat her. Also, he's not very pleasant to be around."
edited 20th May '14 4:04:58 PM by Inceptiond
Archer is still waiting for Hrunting to charge. He keeps the bow drawn, but considers instead hitting the apparently demonic figure.
Actually, it's because he wants to steal the voice in my head. Which, honestly, I would be perfectly fine with if there was another way of doing it that didn't involve me dying.
-Noting the giant fireball, Alex ignores Pohatu and refocuses on his target. He takes off at a run towards bEa, moving faster than a sportscar. The fireball collides with him, engulfing him completely, but he bursts out the other side, his body slightly singed. The burn marks begin to disappear as one of his arms becomes a giant club◊, and he flings himself through the air at 200 mph, his club-like Hammerfist aimed at bEa like a living javelin-
edited 20th May '14 4:10:42 PM by kagescorpionakki
...dibs on his soul if he has one.(twirls the gun before firing a boneshot at Alex)
Archer sees this hostile action, and looses Hrunting, which rockets forward at several times the speed of sound, heading straight towards Mercer from hundreds of meters away.
edited 20th May '14 4:22:08 PM by foxmccloud4387
"In any case, I have business to attend to..."
Now, steps are leaving the stairway to Dragonsreach, and bricks are levitating away from the Plains District. Pohatu's final attack is about ready.
\*blocks the blow with her hammer, and a huge shockwave is released upon impact*
\*she then swings the hammer toward his face with the strength of ten men*
-Alex Mercer is raises his other arm, still clawed, to grab the hammer. Then Hrunting strikes him, followed by the boneshot, causing him to roar in pain. Now angry, he uses his newly granted momentum and his surprising weight - easily half a ton despite his size due to his sheer density - to attempt to bodyslam bEa into paste-
"See, we both have our quirks. I've already seen yours; now, it's my turn to share."
All the gathered bricks in Whiterun converge overhead, partially blocking out the sun. The swirling cloud of cobblestone floats about twenty meters above Alex. Pohatu chuckles.
(switches to the broken blade before hurling it right at Alex, again spinning like a boomerang with the rest of it mysteriously there in phantasmal form)
Archer projects another copy of Hrunting, about to charge it again, but then realizes that he has to end this quickly. He dismisses Hrunting and instead pulls out Caladbolg - though the explosion and splash damage from impact may harm his allies, he sees it as his most practical choice.
I am the bone of my sword.
Nocking the sword as an arrow, Archer quickly charges it with magical energy, then looses it while aiming for Mercer. It is slower than Hrunting, but still quite fast, and far more powerful against armor.
Everybody in CQC with Mercer might need to dodge this...
edited 20th May '14 4:40:24 PM by foxmccloud4387
\*lets go of the hammer and moves away quickly, just barely avoiding certain pasty death*
\*begins floating away quickly, putting as much distance between her and Alex as possible*
(caught by a sudden explosion) Son of a-(rolls away to minimize the damage done before glaring at whoever threw the thing) Any other bright ideas, jackass?!
I strongly recommend that everyone in any sort of combat with Mercer, run away very fast right now.
Pohatu stood up, no longer needing to concentrate all of his energies on the surrounding bricks. He says to Alex, "You're evil. It's as simple as that. Never mind Teridax, you are truly the worst creature I've had the pleasure of laying eyes on. I believe that it's my duty to stop you..."
The bricks start to fall.
-Alex gets up, growling in annoyance. Then notices the glowing death behind him. He sprints away at half the speed of sound, but still gets caught up in the explosion. When the dust fades, a humanoid figure begins to walk out. Coated head to toe in strange black armor and wielding a massive blade for an arm◊, the small twisted hole in his stomach is slowly knitting itself back together-
"I've survived the heat of a NEWBORN SUN! NOTHING YOU HAVE CAN KILL ME!"
-This said (or rather, roared), Alex charges at bEa again, swiping at her with his blade with the strength of a thousand men-
edited 20th May '14 5:07:04 PM by kagescorpionakki
...as always it has to be some asshole from outer space.(sighs before getting a hold of what appears to be an egg with something still inside. Without much thought Belial chucks it right at Mercer. Said egg will get stuck to him if it hits)
All of the bricks fall at once, and they haven't landed yet.
"With the help of others, I will ensure..." Pohatu runs, banks left, and crashes into Alex at about 300mph.
Archer resists the urge to flip Belial the bird, then his attention turns to the transformed Mercer.
Damn... that thing seems as crazy as Heracles.
He takes note of the blade arm, though he finds it especially repulsive. He then projects an ornate sword Caliburn, and nocks it. As it glows with golden light, Archer notices Pohatu out of the corner of his eye...
I'll be AFK for about an hour.
-Alex is knocked over by Pohatu, but instantly leaps back up and continues his assault on bEa, swiping at her again as the strange egg sticks to his back-
\*bEa screams in agony as the blade slices through her. With her last dying breath, she bursts into flame, leaving behind nothing but a small pile of ash and a very large hammer*
Well, that was fun. But now I gotta go.
"...that it is your destiny to perish, HERE AND NOW!"
The cloud of cobblestone makes contact with the ground, completely crushing both Pohatu and Alex. With the last of his energies, Pohatu fuses the bricks together, entombing both Mercer and himself in a massive boulder.
That was fun. Good game, Kage, you played well.
edited 20th May '14 5:31:31 PM by Inceptiond
-Alex Mercer merely stared at the ashes, eye twitching as the human he was going to consume burst into flames-
-He roars, looking skyward. Then he notices the cloud of cobblestone. His arms shift rapidly, then...-
-Alex is crushed. The boulder fuses together around him. There is stillness.-
-The boulder shakes and cracks, bits of rock falling off at random intervals.-
-A large fissure goes through the boulder vertically.-
-Alex, his armor gone, bursts out of the boulder, his arms now dull grey and incredibly muscular, panting and breathing heavily, but alive. He looks up to Archer and Belial-
"IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!?"
-He bumrushes Archer, fists swinging, his super strength quadrupled to at least four thousand times what would be possible for an extremely strong human-
The game is not over yet. Alex Mercer has survived being crushed by concrete before, and the stone they used in Whiterun is comparatively primitive to the more modern building materials of Manhattan. Of course, Archer and Belial together have a pretty good chance to beat him.
edited 20th May '14 5:49:01 PM by kagescorpionakki
Happy Easter.(cue the demon fetus stuffed in the egg exploding violently right on Mercer's back)
A Hyperion Drop Barge appears on the horizon. It lands on Dragonsreach, partially crushing the roof. Off the barge steps Handsome Jack, flanked by his Protection Surveyor, a Super Badass Loader, and a fleet of Shield Surveyors.
"What's up, everybody!? Jack here!"
edited 20th May '14 6:02:41 PM by Inceptiond
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