Suddenly, the Scout is seized by a powerful feeling
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Gojira turns to look at him, shifting slightly as he does so. Well, he made a mistake on that front.
Its beady, grubby, reptilian eyes are staring him down. It's a Mexican standoff, except one party has a gun, and the other has atomic breath. So basically, not like a Mexican standoff.
He twirls his Scattergun twice. It occurs to him that his power is practically limitless at this point. Is he a god? Probably not. But he's still pretty cocksure regardless.
The beast roars at him.
He fires twice. One for each eye. It probably won't work, but might as well, right?
Now for the fun part. The Scout rushes headlong into Gojira's open mouth, uncaring of whether his shots might have hit or missed. He allows himself to be swallowed up, whole.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Goji is slightly disoriented from the eye shots, and is hit by the creature's spear shot. Instead of eating the Scout, he fires his atomic breath at the feisty human, sending a beam of radiation barrelling straight towards the Scout and the abomination at breakneck speed.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha noRadiation? He drinks radioactive beverages
and likes the taste. Who cares about a little atomic breath? He dives in regardless.
Scout is op, pls nerf Valve. Anyway, I think this might work out this way. I mean, he DOES drink beverages that are repeatedly stated to be irradiated like plutonium. He might as well be the Hulk for how much that sort of thing effects him now.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Hey, if it thrusts his mouth towards the Scout, that's what he wants! He's barreling towards the monster's throat like a train at this point.
Godzilla really doesn't want me in his mouth, huh.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."No, no, not that! Read the rules. He fires the shot at the scout, and the person being fired at says whether it hit or not. It doesn't have to miss. It's basically the Golden Rule. I'm sure you'd be unhappy if I said that you were hit by my gunfire and killed, so we just ask you treat the other players with the same respect.
The shot is well aimed, but couldn't possibly hit a blur like The Scout, especially as he's inside Godzilla's mouth at this point. It's much stickier than he expected.
edited 30th Apr '14 6:06:28 PM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Godzilla is hit with the force of an irradiated lanky Hulk-like Scout punch, and another serpent from Raphael (which scratches Goji and leaves a visible wound, but falls off immediately), and strangely, Goji goes down, and a gargantuan hand the size of a road intersection falls towards Jumba, shakes up Hikage and Katsuragi, and sends the Scout falling to the ground out of his mouth, covered in irradiated saliva.
@Bigg: Just make sure you word your attack correctly next time.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha noDamn. I even had a scene planned out for him in the windpipe, dangling precariously over a pit of stomach acid. We may never see that scene. Never mind, the mark of a good roleplayer is his ability to adapt.
The Scout is falling.
He is falling.
He is also covered in saliva, which makes it twice as terrible.
There is a saving grace to this situation. Hidden away on his person is a small, concealable pistol which doesn't see a lot of use in firefights.
It's the Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol, and it negates all fall damage. Don't ask him how. It just does, just as it increases the damage he takes from fire. Then again, who's throwing fire around today? Not Godzilla, that's for sure.
He fires his Scattergun wildly at Godzilla, even though it probably wouldn't be more than a minor annoyance to the great kaiju. The bright side is Gojira is basically impossible to miss.
Good Lord is the Scout OP. I guess giving him most of his secondary weapons simultaneously would do that, but come on, what fun is it with just one like in the games?
edited 30th Apr '14 6:20:09 PM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."He is falling. In midair, he catches it. He doesn't even know what it is, and he picks it up anyway. Then again, he was never the cleverest member of the RED team. It's a big...ball.
He must have touched it in some weird way, because it starts to glow and beep. He doesn't recognize alien technology, but he recognizes a bomb when he hears it tick.
Also, it's a ball. He knows what you do with balls-you hit them.
He tosses the ball up into the air. Not too high, you understand. He grips his baseball bat tightly.
"Batter up!"
Swing. Connection. The plasma bomb is knocked in the vague direction of Godzilla's head.
He falls into the leafy embrace of the Gildergreen. Could have been worse, all things considered. Would have hurt immensely without that Pocket Pistol on him.
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@Jinx: Heh, I like a challenge.
The bullets do absolutely nothing to Goji's skin, not even at least scratching his tongue. The plasma bomb however, burns his mouth slightly, and pisses him off. Goji raises his arm, and swings it down on Jumba and the Scout, for once agreeing with Raphael.
edited 30th Apr '14 6:27:13 PM by TheHoboTortle
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no

"How're ya holdin' up there, Hikage?!" *keeps climbing*
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.