Seriously though Phoenix, there's really no way for someone as low on the totem pole as PATCH and Reland to resist Anubis; who is literally as strong as a god thanks to his various space and physics-defying abilities along with his immense power.
Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation.Wes looks at the cyberdemon.
"If you can warp me at least near the mist then that is fine. Then I can certainly get to my place and recover. But don't expect any big favours from me after this, I am not that sort of guy."
Then he looks at the Tiger King.
"Sorry, I am just not thinking straight at the moment. Multiple reasons but I don't want start an argument."
Wes looks at the Cyberdemon.
"Just warp me away."
Also, PATCH is an experimental military AI and tool/weapon. The scientists were smart enough to enable manual override. Really Genre Savvy, they were. Do with Reland what you want, he's basically given up.
"Face it...we're all doomed... At least I get to go out with a...bang. Ehehehe,hehe..."
He snickers.
"I don't expect any big favors. Next time we meet, just tell me if you've seen Areui in the meantime, that's all I ask."
He grabs the Rod of Navitus.
"Navitus Warp!"
Wes should begin to glow and, after 5 seconds, should warp back to his world.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.Darum grins.
"Perhaps I should warp this man and his destructionary toy of his to a different world?"
He looks at Tiger King.
"...What do you mean... 'they'?" , he asks.
If he warps someone with the Rod of Navitus, there is nothing that can stop the warp from happening.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.Anubis then crushes Reland's shoulder before promptly being consumed by the black flames... Only to reappear behind Saucegay, completely unharmed and gives him a seven-dimensional bitchslap that he cannot get evade at all using any of his weak and inferior dimensional-hopping powers.
I didn't want to resort to this, seeing as how the payoff wouldn't be worth it...
Anubis then throws his arms out into the side, shining with an otherworldly red light as his six wings fold open and began to generate massive amounts of exotic energy as he began to do... Something.
edited 2nd Mar '15 11:53:32 AM by Questor
Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation."Split in half? What do you-"
He pauses.
"...What..."
Then he suddenly yells in anger.
"WHAT!?"
In his anger, Darum loads his cannons and begins to shoot at the fleeing Reland. Why would he get so mad about there being a devil and angel Areui?
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.And then Anubis suddenly warps in front of Reland and punches him before proceeding to savagely maul him, but ensuring that he stays alive long enough to feel his bones shatter and his muscles tear.
...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
edited 2nd Mar '15 11:56:49 AM by Questor
Foolish donkey, you would not be able to resist me if I wished your annihilation.

Sasuke is completely unaffected by Amaterasu, because it's made by his chakra. The distortions move back to Anubis.