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Arachnos (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#47776: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:36:36 AM

"Oh, it seems I've missed all the action," Mystia sighs as she arrives only to find the Natural Killer Cyborg growing weaker by the second, eyeing it with disgust. "This is probably the ugliest, most repugnant... thing I have ever seen in my life."

edited 22nd Dec '14 10:36:55 AM by Arachnos

BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#47777: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:37:47 AM

Cutting more and more wires, Bandee keeps sawing away, severing more and more connections until there's only one left.

DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#47778: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:39:02 AM

Oh, Mystia is part of Sombra's army? Now there's one member I know absolutely nothing about! [lol]

The beam completely vanishes. But it still moved. Perhaps that last wire could halt it completely.

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#47779: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:40:07 AM

-Azog walks back to the robot and, not knowing he's a robot, says:-    <We're going to eat tonight.>   

The legend has returned.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#47780: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:41:54 AM

Bandee hesitates to cut the final wire, knowing what it might do to the brain inside the machine. He sighs, and makes the final swipe at the final wire, severing it.

Arachnos (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#47781: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:43:32 AM

Luckily enough for this Arena she's not, just was attracted to the commotion.

DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#47782: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:44:27 AM

Ah, ok, since the Commander called in for reinforcements I thought she was the reinforcements.

The machine stops moving completely. Then a screen message appears. It shows Porky.

"Congratulations on defeating my Natural Killer Cyborg! As a reward, here is some fireworks!"

The message disappears and a counter appears on the robot.

"TEN...NINE...EIGHT...SEVEN..."

Troll King Porky draws near...

edited 22nd Dec '14 10:45:21 AM by DevilPsyco

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#47783: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:48:01 AM

"What?"

He hops off the Cyborg, running and screaming as he tries to get the heck away from the blast radius.

DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#47784: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:49:05 AM

"SEVEN...SIX...FIVE...FOUR..."

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#47785: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:51:11 AM

"AAAaaaaaoooooohhhh nNNOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!"

He's still running, and in fact, right about now, he seems to be pretty far away, probably enough to get out of the blast radius.

edited 22nd Dec '14 10:51:26 AM by BlackMageAnolis

DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#47786: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:53:28 AM

"THREE...TWO...ONE!"

Then...

A flag pops out of the NKC. It says: 'Bang! Spankety, spankety, spankety!!'

Troll King Porky has won the battle.

edited 22nd Dec '14 10:53:50 AM by DevilPsyco

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Arachnos (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#47787: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:55:09 AM

Sombra never did give the authorization to engage the Cyborg. He would have done it if the Cyborg had been starting to put his lair in danger, but now knowing how prompt Porky is to consider everything as a personal insult, he figured it's best not to start destroying his war machine unless absolutely necessary.

"Already the second gigantic explosion I'm forced to run away from in two days," Mystia sighs as she retreats, and then looks in puzzlement as no explosion comes. "Huh." she says in an uncharacteristically un-ladylike tone.

edited 22nd Dec '14 10:56:03 AM by Arachnos

Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#47788: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:56:54 AM

   ... <I will find the punk and eat his body.>   

The legend has returned.
DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#47789: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:58:33 AM

Then...

The Natural Killer Cyborg really does explode!

Troll King Porky's on a roll!

edited 22nd Dec '14 10:58:50 AM by DevilPsyco

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#47790: Dec 22nd 2014 at 10:58:44 AM

"Huh?"

Bandee turns around, only to faintly see a small flag protruding from the NKC, almost mocking him for running away from something so stupid.

"Whaaaat?! It's just a flag, I was just running from a ''flag?!'"'

However, the explosion takes him by surprise, and he ducks into cover to get out of the way of it.

edited 22nd Dec '14 10:59:18 AM by BlackMageAnolis

Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#47791: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:00:19 AM

-He runs, cursing in dark tongue.-

The legend has returned.
Arachnos (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#47792: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:03:52 AM

The massive shockwave just barely brushes Mystia, singing her expensive dress and causing her to facepalm.

"What manner of juvenile idiot uses a machine in the shape of a pig, and then equips it with such a... crude attempt to be humorous?" she hisses.

edited 22nd Dec '14 11:04:06 AM by Arachnos

DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#47793: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:06:17 AM

Nothing is left of the cyborg...

Then a laugh was heard.

   "Pfft... HAHAHAHAHAHA!"   

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Arachnos (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#47794: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:09:10 AM

Mystia whips her head towards the source of the laugh, an annoyed expression on her face. She does her best to brush the soot and ash off her robes to look presentable.

"And what sort of juvenile imbecile would actually laugh at said crude attempt at humor?"

What... is this, exactly?

edited 22nd Dec '14 11:09:47 AM by Arachnos

DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#47795: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:11:22 AM

New avatar for Psycho!Ness. What do you think? Fits him, doesn't it?

A boy clothed in black and with an eerie grin shows himself. He's holding a bat.

   "Oh, you offend me. I'm not an imbecile. Juvenile, though... that's up for discussion."   

edited 22nd Dec '14 11:11:43 AM by DevilPsyco

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#47796: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:14:20 AM

   <Are you Sauron? I sense a lot of evil energy from you.>   

The legend has returned.
Arachnos (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#47797: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:16:03 AM

It does, though for some reason the resolution is kinda poor.

Also, missing an opportunity here to call him Dark Ness.

"Run along child. This place is dangerous for someone like you," Mystia says with an air of superiority, although in truth the boy's eerie vibe unsettles her.

DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#47798: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:19:27 AM

The reason he's called Psycho!Ness is because he's a part of Ness, not a seperate being. Well, until Pastry's R seperated them. Plus, Dark is so cliche.

   "Dangerous? I've blown up the entire Peaceful Rest Valley once, I love danger! Now it's truly a place of peaceful rest!"   

He looks at Azog.

   "I don't know who that is, but thanks. I like being complimented."   , he grins.

   "And to clear things up, I didn't laugh at that pathetic attempt of a joke, no."   

He smiles sincerely.

   "I just had no idea Pokey was even here! Now the real fun can begin when I rip out his entrails after I embarrass him! Ah, just like I always wanted..."   

edited 22nd Dec '14 11:19:58 AM by DevilPsyco

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#47799: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:21:22 AM

   <Get in line. I want to feast on that pathetic human's entrails first.>   

The legend has returned.
DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#47800: Dec 22nd 2014 at 11:22:26 AM

He shrugs.

   "Pokey will respawn anyway. So I guess it's going to be a race. Whoever gets him first, kills him first, 'aight?"   

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.

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