A thread to discuss My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and the tie-in media.
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Edited by Mrph1 on Aug 26th 2024 at 10:24:26 AM
literary masochist
"Do you have any red delicious?"
"I'm afraid we're out of red delicious, sir."
"Fine, then. How about Cortland?"
"Never at the end of the week, sir. Always have it fresh on Monday."
"Then, do you have any Braeburn?"
"Well, there's been an order for two weeks, sir, which I've been expecting this morning..."
"Honeycrisp, then?"
"Sorry."
"Paula Red?"
"I'd normally say yes."
edited 18th Apr '14 9:53:14 AM by IrishZombie
"Do you have any apples at all?"
"Yes sir."
"I'm going to ask you that question again, and if you say no I'm going to shoot you through the head. Now, do you have any apples at all?""
"No."
BANG.
"What a senseless waste of human life."
edited 18th Apr '14 9:55:37 AM by edvedd
Visit my Tumblr! I may say things. The Bureau ProjectI was arrested for apple smuggling. I was working for a big Apple Boss whose name I cannot say. He gave me small jobs by getting me to sell small green apples, but everybody wanted the big jobs...the red apples. Those big delicious red apples went for $4.50 a bag. Then, one day...the boss died and everyone scrambled to be the boss. However, what they didn't know was that I had made a bit of a deal with the bosses of No Frills and Shoppers Drug Mart. I get them 20 bags of red apples, I get $10.50 a bag. Soon, I was the boss of the Apple Corp. I was rich beyond my wildest dreams.
Then Fortinos came in. The boss told me that they were the best market in town and that I should shut down my business...I said no. And he threatened me so I got one of my boys to take him out. Soon, there was another boss for Fortinos and he wanted to do business with me. And this score was going to be twice as profitable then my associations with No Frills and SDM combined.
Our score was simple. A huge truck filled with red apples for tons and tons of money. After we exchanged the apples for money, I heard several police sirens and found that they quickly surrounded the area. Somebody got out of one of the cruisers and it was the original boss of Fortinos. It turns out that the guy who I sent to kill this guy was working for the Fortinos team and the replacement boss was an undercover cop who wanted to take down our operation.
In the end, I was sent to prison. I did 5 to 10...days. Then, I went to Apple Rehab due to my apple addiction while working with the Corp. And then, 12 days later, I completed rehab and everything was back to normal.
https://youtu.be/_1F5HhUvFbM?si=csgwerqELcG6615qI'm catching up on Freefall and Brony robots are apparently a thing in it
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@Star It's ok. Banned from Fortinos for the Apple Smuggling. How are you?
https://youtu.be/_1F5HhUvFbM?si=csgwerqELcG6615q@Marcen: You get arrested by the police, which is under control by the opposing apple mafia, and live? Not only that, but you manage to get 5-10 days in jail for doing the pony equivalent of drug dealing? This is starting to play out like GTA. Next thing we know you'll go on a murderous rampage throughout ponyville.
"Moody Stops Bicycle Theft, Takes No Prisoners"- Harry Potter and the Natural 20Apple smuggling? Counterfeit apples? Street-corner apple dealers?
Typical Friday afternoon.
I put my friend in a coconut! He lives in my hat! Hey, come hang out!Oh, we have a new guy. Welcome. We're all quite normal here. Have a cupcake.
I'm willing to overlook you mentioning that...thing.
I put my friend in a coconut! He lives in my hat! Hey, come hang out!
