A thread to discuss My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and the tie-in media.
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apply. In addition, please remember that the thread is discussing a kids' show, and it's primarily focused on the work itself, not the fanfic — in particular, we don't want to see lewdness creeping in.
Edited by Mrph1 on Aug 26th 2024 at 10:24:26 AM
I didn't even notice it was Gilda at first, given people's tendencies to use her as an avatar.
Blind Final Fantasy 6 Let's PlayAnd with around 600 more posts, the thread will be as long as it was when I started archiving it.
Blind Final Fantasy 6 Let's PlayI know how that is. Weather in my town has been bouncing back and forth between 0 and -20C for weeks now.
Birthright: an original web novel about Dragons, the Burdens of Leadership, and Mangoes.@Gilda: your relationship status is hilarious.
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.@Gilda: you should let one of them take point for a day, see if they can do any better. then when they get lost or almost killed by a manticore, you save their lives and take over your usual duties. you will never get another complaint again.
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It's like fifty degrees, they're not going to freeze to death. And I made my terms clear before they hired me. The maid doesn't do windows. I don't do manual labor. All I do is show you the way and point out the stuff that'll kill you.
You know, that's actually a pretty good idea. 'Course, they'd probably sue me for breach of contract or something like that.
edited 16th Feb '14 4:08:32 PM by Gilda
@Gilda Oh did I say "freeze to death"? I mean getting them lost in the middle of a forest that has things that'll kill 'em in a 5 mile radius. My oh my you CERTAINLY ARE a shining example of a great tour guide oh no wait sorry my mistake an expedition guide. Why are you doing this job again?
"Transform and Roll out!" Optimus PrimeGilda, you're serving as a guide in the Everfree forest? Have you by any chance met somepony named Ivyleague Chewtoy?
Blind Final Fantasy 6 Let's Play@Story: Bah, that's nothing. Now, when we catch up to the length we used to have...
Reaction Image Repository@ Starscream: They're stuck, not lost. Big difference. If they have to, they can ditch the wagon and walk out in less than a day. And I'll have you know, it's my responsibility to keep them alive and un-lost, and I'm doing a pretty bang-up job of that. Nopony's ever died on my watch, which is a hell of a lot better than any other guide can claim.
@ Storyyeller: The pony with the pet cockatrice and a deathwish? Yeah. Don't know him well, but we've met.
edited 16th Feb '14 4:17:25 PM by Gilda
Not likely to happen given that we're much slower than during the golden days of the thread.
Blind Final Fantasy 6 Let's Play@Gilda Yeah ya know what? You ARE doing a bang up job. A bang job of leaving your customers in a middle of a deadly forest, have no concern for them if they are lost or treat them with respect in general, pretty much just leave them to be easy prey and not to mention not helping them when they need the help. Truly YOUR an expert at this.
edited 16th Feb '14 4:25:27 PM by Starscream759
"Transform and Roll out!" Optimus Prime@Story: As long as we have the time...
@Gilda: So you don't take bodyguard jobs?
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I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I didn't kiss her so it's alright. Total. Perve.