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SixthSaint Dread Pirate Roberts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Dread Pirate Roberts
#351: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:21:49 PM

"I knew he was the Commie traitor!"

xenonz Questionable Citizen from The Void Since: Jul, 2013
Questionable Citizen
#352: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:22:50 PM

Hey guys, it's getting pretty late. Does any one want to stop and then start up again tomorrow?

Landers nodded his head obliviously

NaomiHansen Gun Cat Enthusiast from elsewhere Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Gun Cat Enthusiast
#353: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:27:29 PM

Depends on our time zones. Xenon and I are obviously on the west coast, and it's only 4:30 PM here, and I've just been assuming that the GM's somewhere near/in England..?

Cecilia turned her gaze to Landers.

"So," she draws out, her grin revealing barred teeth, "you're the Commie scum?"

"I do not approve of the fact that my favorite quotes are too long for this character limit." - Me
Victin Since: Dec, 2011
#354: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:29:05 PM

I think we'd only need to kill you to wrap it up today. Though probably I'll only bee free again next weekend.

"But the computer said there were more than one Commie here. Clearly Landers couldn't have worked alone."

Quantumawsome Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#355: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:30:27 PM

I'm on the US East Coast. Let's try to conclude this now.

However, I'm at a movie theater about to watch a movie, so I can only check sporadically the next 2 hours. I will decree that all laser shots hit due to close quarters.

edited 25th Aug '13 4:34:30 PM by Quantumawsome

SixthSaint Dread Pirate Roberts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Dread Pirate Roberts
#356: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:34:14 PM

[up]((Same))

I look at Steve.

"Shoot the filthy Commie bastard! DO IT NOW!"

NaomiHansen Gun Cat Enthusiast from elsewhere Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Gun Cat Enthusiast
#357: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:35:47 PM

"Just make sure you keep his blood away of us!" Cecilia says in a sharper tone while backing away from the doomed Landers quickly.

"I do not approve of the fact that my favorite quotes are too long for this character limit." - Me
Victin Since: Dec, 2011
#358: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:39:52 PM

"This is your end, commie traitor. Any last words, repenting your sins and swearing you want to be converted and praise the Computer as the divine figured it is?"

xenonz Questionable Citizen from The Void Since: Jul, 2013
Questionable Citizen
#359: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:46:06 PM

Landers isn't quite sure what's going on, but he hears Steve talk about something, so he clears his throat, and belches out-

"David Booowwwiiii EEEE! How wonderful is hEEEE! I wish I had a chesseburheeRRR!! Is that a Chesseburher Guuunnnn?!~"

Victin Since: Dec, 2011
#360: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:48:56 PM

"I'll take that as an 'yes, I repent my sins and swear to praise the Computer', so, see you later Landers-2." Steve then fires at Landers.

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#361: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:54:51 PM

"Ok, I need to know what everyone's favorite color is?! And good riddens to that Commie traitor!"

Ribosome went to the corpse. To waste materials is treason. Not eating the body would be a waste of resources. To not eat the body of the poisoned man would be treason. He took a careful taste.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Victin Since: Dec, 2011
#362: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:56:45 PM

"Umh… What are you doing?"

xenonz Questionable Citizen from The Void Since: Jul, 2013
Questionable Citizen
#363: Aug 25th 2013 at 4:58:19 PM

Kesha's "cannibal" plays in the background

TruthHurts22 You can't handle the me Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
You can't handle the me
#364: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:01:50 PM

I try not to gag.

"Would...would eating people be considered treason, Computer?"

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#365: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:02:14 PM

"Not wasting resources...for wasting is treason. Treason is not looked upon favorably by Friend Computer. And I would never do anything to disappoint Friend Computer."

Slobber began to drip down the hand in Ribosome's mouth and to the floor.

"Tsts gooo"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
NaomiHansen Gun Cat Enthusiast from elsewhere Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Gun Cat Enthusiast
#366: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:16:16 PM

"But the body of a scum Commie could have important evidence that could help us stop more of them!" Cecilia says, her voice showing her disbelief.

"I do not approve of the fact that my favorite quotes are too long for this character limit." - Me
TruthHurts22 You can't handle the me Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
You can't handle the me
#367: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:18:13 PM

"Shoot him or something!"

SixthSaint Dread Pirate Roberts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Dread Pirate Roberts
#368: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:19:25 PM

I turn away and retch.

"O-oh, God."

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#369: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:20:16 PM

Thinking quickly on my feet I moved the lawer's body between me and those resource wasters.

"Friend Computer, they attempt to force me to do treason!"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
TruthHurts22 You can't handle the me Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
You can't handle the me
#370: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:21:37 PM

"No we're not! You're obviously eating not only crucial evidence but bodies!"

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#371: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:23:22 PM

A blank stare went across Ribosome's face.

"You're right. Forgive me for I knew not what I did. I will eat them after Friend Computer finishes the investigation."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Victin Since: Dec, 2011
#372: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:29:19 PM

"Should I kill him before he digests the evidence?"

NaomiHansen Gun Cat Enthusiast from elsewhere Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Gun Cat Enthusiast
#373: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:30:05 PM

Cecilia stares intently at him. "Who's to say you haven't done enough damage already?"

She turns. "Might as well stop his digestive system," she happily suggests.

edited 25th Aug '13 5:31:13 PM by NaomiHansen

"I do not approve of the fact that my favorite quotes are too long for this character limit." - Me
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#374: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:30:48 PM

"I drooled on the man! I haven't gotten anything but the taste of him on my tongue. If we don't need the arms can I take them home with me, Friend Computer?"

I felt drool pool into my mouth as I licked my chops at the prospect of meat.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
NaomiHansen Gun Cat Enthusiast from elsewhere Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Gun Cat Enthusiast
#375: Aug 25th 2013 at 5:40:17 PM

"Even if we're allowed to eat human flesh, why would you want to?" Cecilia asks with an innocent smile. "Friend Computer already gives us all that we need, and I dont know about you, but I'm very grateful for our Friend for that. Are you ungrateful towards Friend Computer? Because you know who's also ungrateful of Friend Computer's generosity? Commie scum!"

[prays that this comes up well enough on android]

EDIT: By the way, If we're gonna have another session, when are we gonna do it? I know that barring parts of tomorrow, I'm free for the week, but it seems that some might wanna wait until the next weekend? (Anyway, off to the shower, be back in 20-30 minutes.)

edited 25th Aug '13 5:49:45 PM by NaomiHansen

"I do not approve of the fact that my favorite quotes are too long for this character limit." - Me

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