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ShirowShirow Dinosaur Hunter from Land of Maple Syrup (Old as dirt)
Dinosaur Hunter
#176: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:14:22 PM

Gimme the full plan in bullet while I lay down some sick tunes.

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Kosjurake The Wildest of Ronins from Tokyo LOCCENT Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
The Wildest of Ronins
#177: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:17:30 PM

[up][up]Sounds good to me.

Plan: OH GOD SHOOT IT! Revised

  • All normal units fire one last barrage at current targets. Tanks focus fire on Herakron's remaining arm. Then all boats, choppers, and tanks retreat.
  • Wild Ronin prepares to counter Herakron's charge with a sidestep to its weak side, aiming one punch where its arm used to be, and the other punch to slam into its upper back.

edited 2nd Aug '13 1:18:23 PM by Kosjurake

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ShirowShirow Dinosaur Hunter from Land of Maple Syrup (Old as dirt)
Dinosaur Hunter
#178: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:33:14 PM

Herakron quickly closes the distance towards Wild Ronin, and becomes the first Kaiju to manage to take a swipe at the Jaeger as it rears it's club arm back for a massive sweep... (4) But the Jaeger proves just nimble enough to dash out of the way of the giant club, the very edge of the weapon scratching Ronin's paintjob.

Another torrent of firepower lights up the night as the Patrol Boats fire the last of their rockets (4,3) and the tanks unleash another volley (6,4,7,2,9) before retreating away from the monsters. The tank shells impact more on the arm, shaving off layers of bone.

Wild Ronin maneuvers beside Herakron and brings its' fists to bear, aiming to deliver two shots to the body (7,7) and catching Herakron along the cauterized stump where its lesser limb once was (1,1,5,6) and the back (5,3,1,4). The two strikes pulp organs internally and the beast drops into the water unmoving.

Meanwhile, Mitchite ignores the rockets impacting next to it from the retreating copters (2,4) as it turns towards Wild Ronin, advancing slowly towards the killer of its companion.

CLASS II KAIJU HERAKRON DEFEATED

  • Melee Skill 3
  • Ranged 0
  • Evolution 0
  • Resilience 4
  • Mobility 3
  • Evasion 16

  • Body 20
  • Club Arm 20
  • Atrophied arm 3
  • Legs 12

Called shots to the Club arm do not take a penalty

Kaiju Hammer

  • Melee
  • +0 to hit
  • 3d6+2 blunt damage
  • Extra crit effects

80 meters

  • Low intelligence
  • Low Toxicity

edited 2nd Aug '13 1:40:30 PM by ShirowShirow

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Badwolfwho She is a brutal war machine from Stardust Road Since: Aug, 2009
She is a brutal war machine
#179: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:38:36 PM

Plan: Eat It!

  • Wild Ronin fires all remaining ammo down the crevice Mitchite stores it's ammo.

edited 2nd Aug '13 1:41:19 PM by Badwolfwho

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Kosjurake The Wildest of Ronins from Tokyo LOCCENT Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
The Wildest of Ronins
#180: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:40:43 PM

I am glad we dodged that club arm. Those extra crit effects sound like they could have been really bad.

And plan eat it sounds good to me.

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Badwolfwho She is a brutal war machine from Stardust Road Since: Aug, 2009
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#181: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:41:43 PM

Yeah the sidestep was a good call.

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Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
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#182: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:41:59 PM

Plan Eat It works for me. And it comes with a built-in one-liner, to boot!

"We're home, Chewie."
Badwolfwho She is a brutal war machine from Stardust Road Since: Aug, 2009
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#183: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:43:41 PM

Although maybe we should back up 200 meters while doing so it probably can't hit us.

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Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
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#184: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:44:33 PM

Well, the pouch is on the top of its head, right? That'll be hard to hit from a distance.

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rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor (Before Recorded History) Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#185: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:49:24 PM

Its arms might be big enough to do called shots without penalty, like the body and club on the last two.

ShirowShirow Dinosaur Hunter from Land of Maple Syrup (Old as dirt)
Dinosaur Hunter
#186: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:53:38 PM

It's funny, Herakron was nimble enough to dodge Ronin's normal attacks that roll 5 and called shots that roll 6 so of course the twin killing blows are called shots that both roll a 7.

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Kosjurake The Wildest of Ronins from Tokyo LOCCENT Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
The Wildest of Ronins
#187: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:55:45 PM

Well, the dice happened to reflect reality in this case. Swinging a huge ass club arm like that and missed would logically put the kaiju off balance making it less able to dodge blows.

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Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
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#188: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:56:01 PM

[up][up][up]Hmm. That would effectively cripple it and keep it from throwing more of those cannonballs.

Alternate plan:

Plan No Right To Bear Arms

  • Unload three rounds into each arm.

edited 2nd Aug '13 2:00:03 PM by Zarek

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Kosjurake The Wildest of Ronins from Tokyo LOCCENT Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
The Wildest of Ronins
#189: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:58:12 PM

I change vote to plan Disarm.

And it still has a built in one liner. =D

edited 2nd Aug '13 1:58:31 PM by Kosjurake

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Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
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#190: Aug 2nd 2013 at 1:59:32 PM

Actually, I'm going to edit the name of the plan, because I thought of a better one.

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Badwolfwho She is a brutal war machine from Stardust Road Since: Aug, 2009
She is a brutal war machine
#191: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:03:15 PM

Just for fun

Alternate Alternate Plan: Batter Up!

  • Tear off Herakron's hammer arm and hit Mitchite out of the park.

No Right to Bear arms is probably safer though. And less Kaiju Blue spread. So I'll go with that.

edited 2nd Aug '13 2:04:12 PM by Badwolfwho

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Kosjurake The Wildest of Ronins from Tokyo LOCCENT Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
The Wildest of Ronins
#192: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:03:31 PM

Yes. Excellent.

Plan No Right to Bear Arms. GO GO GO!

[up]Stupid kaiju blue ruining all the fun plans. tongue

edited 2nd Aug '13 2:04:18 PM by Kosjurake

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ShirowShirow Dinosaur Hunter from Land of Maple Syrup (Old as dirt)
Dinosaur Hunter
#193: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:06:14 PM

Guess that's the three regular's agreeing on a plan started by Rikalous. We calling it locked in?

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Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
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#194: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:10:33 PM

I'm sure if Bocaj were here at the time, he'd agree purely for the sake of the pun.

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Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#195: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:11:06 PM

ZOOM! I agree for the sake of a pun!

But also, I'm afk for a while so go on without me!

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Zarek Rollin' rollin' rollin' from Jakku Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
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#196: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:13:11 PM

Jeez, do you have comedic timing or what?

EDIT: I guess it is definitely locked in, then.

edited 2nd Aug '13 2:14:52 PM by Zarek

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ShirowShirow Dinosaur Hunter from Land of Maple Syrup (Old as dirt)
Dinosaur Hunter
#197: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:29:34 PM

With Herakron dead and the Military force in retreat in fear of the remaining Kaiju's ranged capabilities, Wild Ronin and Mitchite are left in the water to stare one another down.

The two both move forward briefly to get in range of one another's weapons. As Wild Ronin advances its fists transform back into the revolver cannons. Mitchite pulls another shiny rock out of its' head.

Mitchite acts first. It throws the orb across the bay with surprising speed. (10!) The glowstone scores a direct hit on Wild Ronin's right leg and explodes violently (6,5,2) tearing apart armor and hydraulics. The inside frame, too, is damaged (2) albeit not as severely. Still, the Jaeger comes perilously close to losing mobility.

Angered, the pilots raise the twin cannons towards their target and fire the remaining ammo: Three standard rounds (3,6,2) and three incendiaries (9,9,7) aimed at the left and right arms respectively. Only one round impacts into the left arm (10!) but it manages to land on the thinner tissue that connects the limb to the body, neatly severing it completely and causing a gout of Kaiju Blue to shoot off into the bay. At the same time all three incendiary rounds slam across the right arm (6,1,8) and immediately torch it, reducing the entire appendage to a crispy twig.

Reduced to little more than a giant blob of ambulatory flesh, what remains of Mitchite shudders for a few seconds before falling over and spilling out its explosive innards across the ocean floor.

  • Wild Ronin has taken 13 damage to the legs!
  • Wild Ronin has taken 2 damage to the frame!
  • Wild Ronin acquires wound: Scorched actuators! Mobility in danger of decreasing during combat!

CATEGORY II KAIJU MITCHITE DEFEATED!

  • Melee Skill 2
  • Ranged 3
  • Evolution 2
  • Resilience 2
  • Mobility 3
  • Evasion 12

  • Body 18
  • Arms 8 each

Glowstone

  • Range 5
  • +0 to hit
  • 3d6 explosive damage

Flabby Fist

  • Melee
  • +0 to hit
  • 1d6 blunt damage

50 meters

  • Moderate intelligence
  • Moderate Toxicity

edited 2nd Aug '13 2:37:20 PM by ShirowShirow

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Badwolfwho She is a brutal war machine from Stardust Road Since: Aug, 2009
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#198: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:35:24 PM

Ouch. That was a pretty damaging round. Accursed enemy 10.

We're definitely repairing during down time.

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ShirowShirow Dinosaur Hunter from Land of Maple Syrup (Old as dirt)
Dinosaur Hunter
#199: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:43:56 PM

Week Ends

  • +1000 Resources from city!
  • +575 Resources from downed cat II!
  • +575 Resources from downed cat II!
  • +300 Curbstomp bonus!
  • -100 From Environmental damage.

2550 Resources to spend!

People on the outskirts of tokyo have seen some of the military action going on, and are starting to trickle back into the city that still stands.

  • City growth! +1 action and City now generates 1500 resources!

Current Blueprints available:

  • AKV 1 Tanks: 300 per squad
  • Mechanized Infantry: 150 per squad
  • Attack choppers: 350 per squad
  • Transport choppers: 300 per squad
  • AKPT Boats: 200 per squad
  • Railgun Bunker: 500
  • Jaeger frame: 25000
  • Revolver Cannon: 500

Your preparations, commanders?

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Kosjurake The Wildest of Ronins from Tokyo LOCCENT Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
The Wildest of Ronins
#200: Aug 2nd 2013 at 2:46:57 PM

Sweet, pop increase.

Four actions?

Plan: Can't think of a name

  • Repair Wild Ronin
  • Upgrade Labs
  • Search for more survivors
  • Build two railgun bunkers

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