Sharknado Vs Robo-Jaws
And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
Sharknado 2: Shark Harder.
Of course, we could just go for the simple, obvious Sharkquake. One day, the ground begins to shake, and the Earth opens up, and sharks start pouring out.
I'd say I'm being refined Into the web I descend Killing those I've left behind I have been Endarkened
Sharknados in a Plane.
All these films would be part of the Sharknado Cinematic Universe.
Does each film get a little teaser at the end of the credits, ya know, to build hype for the inevitable cross-over movie Sharknadoes Assemble?
Why let sharks have all the fun? I want a Spidercane movie!
i. hear. a. sound.
Sharknado Warning
Orcacane?
Polar Bearvalanche.
I'd say I'm being refined Into the web I descend Killing those I've left behind I have been EndarkenedSquidnami.
i. hear. a. sound.
Cat-a-clysm.
"Act of Cod"
It's about murderous Cod that murder people.
And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)
This is essential viewing.
James Rolfe makes a list of some of the worst shark movies, and managed to narrow it down to fucking forty.
I found out a while back that iOS's Messenger app's autocorrect turns "Sharknado" into all-caps.
That is not only awesome, but a sign of the phenomenon this movie became.
Nightmare Muse
Hundreds of millions of years ago, when dinosaurs ruled the land, sharks ruled the sea, from the fin-cleft waves of the surface to the depths of the Marianas Trench. Ruthless...cunning...the perfect predator. Nothing in the world could threaten them...but nothing lasts forever.
[Shot of the K-T meteor entering the atmosphere]
As the surface world met its bitter end, the sharks sought refuge in the thermal fissures of the abyss. Most died. Some survived. And some thrived. Since time immemorial, these prehistoric survivors of the apocalypse have delved deeper and deeper into the earth. Adapting. Evolving. Waiting to return.
[Shot of a volcano erupting]
Scientist, addressing a crowd: The interior of an active volcano is the most inhospitable place in the world. Nothing can survive there.
[Shot of a fin rising out of a lava flow. Soon, more fins rise up behind it.]
Nothing lasts forever.
SHARKANO
edited 4th Oct '13 6:16:17 PM by ABNDT
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Glorious.
edited 4th Oct '13 6:31:03 PM by Ekuran
So a rip off of an already really bad movie?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I'm still voting for Piranhami!
shine on
not sure if you guys know or not, but Nostalgia Critic did a review of this along with Cinema Snob. you can watch it here.
There's going to be a third movie, sometime in 2015. According to IMDB, Daniel Radcliffe is a fan of the franchise and would like to have a cameo.
That guy
Tentacle Rape! The Glorious Shadow Octopus Ninja Strikes
Your momma's so dumb she thinks oral sex means talking dirty.
Calling it, this next one will involve psychic zombie sharks.
Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.
Sharknado 2: Spinister
Sharknado 2: The Hammerhead Shark of Thor
edited 23rd Jul '13 10:38:19 AM by CobraPrime