That seems like it would actually be a pretty awesome deconstruction of Jaws. An innocent creature of the wild is made a scapegoat for human deceit and opportunism, and must be avenged!
Cross all the Gimmick Shark movies with each other. Blend thoroughly.
Resulting in a post-apocalyptic film in which the world has been overtaken by sharks, with the twist being there is a secret race of highly-evolved humanoid ones.
Finally, a chance for the Shark Punching Center
to shine...
(For those not in on the joke, the SCP Foundation often has its acronym misspelled as SPC and a storyline got built up to explain it)
They're making a sequel.
And they're letting people suggest subtitle ideas via Twitter. Mine was "Taking a bite out of the Big Apple!"
Hey, you know that guy from Glee that died recently, Cory Monteith? Turns out his last 2 tweets happened to be about this movie before he died. Odd coincidence eh?
That'd be a casual way to speak to the Sharknado.
*The Sharknado approaches* "...ohhhhh, you're a shark-tornado. I get it now!"
Sharknado is the one movie that needs the greatest trope page ever.
edited 18th Jul '13 7:39:16 PM by Prime_of_Perfection
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I fail to see how a story of a phantom shark can bring such perils as sex and murder. Well, the murder, maybe.