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I am generally considered to be one.

How bored are you right now?

Oh, I'm not too bored. Summoning new characters gets repetitive, but it's fun to watch people scream their faces off when they see who I put in.

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What's your opinion on ketchup?

hey

"Ketchup... It's all right. I haven't had any in a long time..."

-Zombie apocalypse and all...-

What would you do if you were stuck in a zombie apocalypse?

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jul 6th 2018 at 11:09:50 AM

Zombies? Ah, right, undead monstrosities. Well, I'd shoot 'em, obviously. It's what I'm trained for. Shoot 'em and wait for the bombs to fall. Or the backup to arrive. Or both. And if I ran out of ammo, I'd bunker up with the others. Buncha shambling corpses are no match for livin' soldiers with their brains still intact.

What would you do if you were conscripted into your country's military forces?

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

   "Exterminatus. Exterminatus everywhere."   

Most amusing thing you've seen/encountered so far?

"I swear, Colonel, I did not shoot at you because you called my sister slow. I would not miss if I did."

Oh boy. Okay, so, there was this one night where the guard was in a night with nothing that could kill him, but he didn't use the DD Repel power up. Really bad for him, but really good for me. At, like, 2 AM, I appeared in his office and sung one of my little songs, and he was calling me a bunch of really hurtful names cuz he was angry y'know. This made me angry (naturally) and I decided to be really brutal on him as a consequence. I summoned Nightmarionne on 20, and I was in hysterics watching him freak out and turn back and forth trying to avoid him! At 3 AM I decided to come around again just for the heck of it and I brought out the Minireenas, which couldn't kill him, but it meant that it was harder for him to see Nightmarionne and he died. Used DD Repel straight away the night after. (Even though he died that night too. He thought he could up his score by adding Afton but he kinda underestimated him.)

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Have you ever seen someone die?

hey

It seems throughout my entire existence, I have seen so many characters perish, especially the entire Polydimensional Manifold.

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What would you do if your found out you're a superhuman?

Up in Useful Notes/Paraguay

-What would Survivor Aichi do if he found out he was superhuman...?-

-He almost finds himself bitterly chuckling a little...-

-...But he never does, and a smile never emerges on his face.-

"Superhuman... If I was superhuman it'd be so much easier to fight the Youmu... and for me to find my friends..."

-He gets a determined expression, although you can see the desperation in his eyes...-

"I'd just work even harder to find them!"

-He has no idea that 'superpowers' will be granted to him in his future...-

Not even kidding. He pretty much became a magical boy warrior and once he gets home he'll still have those powers.

If given a choice between chocolate and a random non-chocolate candy you like, which would you choose?

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Jul 7th 2018 at 9:12:04 AM

Just give me a lollipop. It's got more sugar per gram than a chocolate bar.

Do you have any medical history?

Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.

Yes. However, most of them are held at the Dark Tomorrow Company as they are my creators. Also, I no longer have access to that data.

Do you get lost often?

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

Bump

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

I think I'm lost right now, actually.

How bored are you right now?

Not very much. If anything, I'm feeling quite excited!

wt ring u got bithc?

Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.

If it counts... Ruru and I have our friendship bracelets, I say!

(puffing cheeks◊) Who was that man?!

No seriously. Who the hell was he?

Edited by aNinjaWithAIDS on Jul 26th 2018 at 2:09:06 PM

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

Bumping with a new question:

Have you ever broken anything plot-related before?

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

   Making a plot thing... on the way to breaking? No... not happen unless count all their base, and seems like is not kind of thing you mean   

What are your hobbies?

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 25th 2018 at 3:19:33 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"

Really, we just travel the world.

What Flan said. We don’t have too many hobbies outside of that.

Unless killing 1cc’s counts as a hobby.

It... really doesn’t.

Largest creature you’ve ever seen?

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.

The largest creature would have to be SCP-169. Though beyond our physical perceptions are creatures of incomprehensible size or scope.

Do you obey the New World Order?

Airhorn sounds

You'll need to be more specific.

Yeah, you still got like, seven of those to go before you get to our time. Which one are we talkin', here?

Have you ever been to the zoo?

The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.

"I've been to the zoo before. It was when I was a little kid though... For a field trip."

-...-

"It was, um... fun."

-He actually had enjoyed the field trip at the time like any child would. He doesn't really think back to it much though...-

-The way he said that doesn't really imply he had fun though...-

You're given a love potion to use on anyone of your choice. Are you above the immorality of forcing someone to love you, or would you be perfectly willing to use it to win their affections?

Really random question, but it was the first thing that came to mind...

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Oct 4th 2018 at 11:38:40 AM

Immorality is of no consequence to me, but I wouldn't use the potion unless it was necessary to fulfill a separate purpose. Affection means nothing to me at the moment. If anything, I'd hand it to someone who actually wanted it.

What would you do if your planet was destroyed and you weren't there when it happened?

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.

... Why would I not be there when it happened? That's just silly. I suppose, metaphorically, that I would have to find a new home.

What's the worst crime you've ever committed?

I'm Huney B now. Okay?

"Murder. Shouldn't really be surprising, considering the line of work I'm in."

What is your opinion on your local government?

Edited by ArmoredFury on Oct 5th 2018 at 4:20:22 PM

Behind them is darkness full of peril, and in front of them are scheming wolves, apes, tigers, and leopards, waiting to plunder victory.

The Ministry of Magic is far less competent than it had been when I was a few years younger, I'll say. And they said I should have been appointed Minister for Magic. Well, you see, I'm not interested in power. But yes, the Ministry's performance is lacking nowadays. I'll say no more on the matter.

Which one is better: An excruciating death or living forever in eternal suffering? And no, there is no third option here. At all.

Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."

"An excruciating death."

If given the chance would you leave your body and become a spirit? or would you stay in your body?

Edited by HyperReal on Oct 6th 2018 at 8:59:01 AM

Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.