Waiter! There is a [insert here] in my soup!

Welp, time to call the SCP Foundation...

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Waiter! There's a grouchy mermaid in my soup!

Edited by Miss_Desperado on May 24th 2019 at 1:17:41 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

Whoops, I thought the mermaid would make a great final touch on the soup. Anyways, just toss the mermaid out and convince her to move in with you instead.

Waiter, there's a Dionaea-class Abductor on my soup!

Edited by KJsixteen on May 24th 2019 at 2:41:22 AM

Google Snake Game.

(I don't respond, I've been abducted)

WAITER! You pulled the WROOONG LEVEEERRR in my soup!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

We're sorry. We'd fire Kronk, but he's too good of a chef for us to let him go.

Water! Are you sure this soup is sanitary? It looks questionable to me!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

It's fine, and there aren't any piranhas in it, either. (Not-So-Innocent Whistle)

I say, waiter! There's an elephant in my soup, and he seems to have nicked one of my Gratuitous Laboratory Flasks and poured the contents into my tea, without my permission!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

Just punch the Elephant on the face and get the remaining flasks back. I can also replace your soup and cup of tea, free of charge.

Waiter, there's a Temmie on my soup, and she's pouring Temmie flakes all over the place!

Edited by KJsixteen on May 24th 2019 at 4:12:19 AM

Google Snake Game.

You ordered the Temmie cereal. That's how we make it.

Waiter! There's a rage comic in my soup.

You ordered the 2007 vintage soup, sir. The spiciest memes of the day, as per our usual policy.

Waiter! There's jellyfish in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

I'll exchange that with the piranha soup a few tables over.

Waiter, there's an old sad 80s song in my soup.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.

Oh, sorry, let me change it to a Wham! song.

Waiter, there's an Aloof Dark-Haired Girl in my soup!

I can't think of a good signature.

Just tell her to get on the robot.

Waiter, there's a Lagiacrus in my soup!

Edited by KJsixteen on May 25th 2019 at 9:22:49 AM

Google Snake Game.

You're gonna need more rope.

Waiter! There's a flock of flamingos and one of them is playing with a yoyo in my soup!

Edited by Miss_Desperado on May 29th 2019 at 8:02:42 AM

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

That's strange, that's supposed to be the Flying Whale special... MICKEY! DID YOU PLAY WITH THE SPELLBOOK AGAIN?!

Waiter! Pebbles is in my soup! How'd she get there?!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

Just pluck out the hairballs and you'll be fine.

Waiter! There's a vintage computer mainframe in my soup!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside

Sorry, we thought you wanted a “retro” soup.

Waiter! There is a in my soup!

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

Well, what did you expect to find in our Naruto ramen soup?

Waiter there is a live frog in my soup!

Kiss it and see if it turns into a human!

Waiter! Dracula is in my soup and he's trying to recruit me into his harem!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

That's why we serve garlic in the soup for a reason. Now shove that garlic up Dracula's [REDACTED].

Waiter, there's a shark-looking Enemy Stand in my soup!

Google Snake Game.

Oh dear, the chef got carried away with the shark fin soup again.

Waiter, there's a fragment of a tooth in my soup, and I'm not entirely sure it's not human.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.

I think you should go have your teeth checked. What if you're not a human after all?

Waiter, Navi's in my soup!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Get her out of here! GET HER OUT OF HERE!

Waiter, there's a dancing Russian boy in my soup!

I can't think of a good signature.

Dance with him in the rhythm of the Motherland!

Waiter, there is a Radioactive Dinosaur fighting an Alien Dragon in my soup!

Edited by KJsixteen on May 31st 2019 at 12:49:11 PM

Google Snake Game.

It's the blockbuster special!

Waiter, there's a Band-Aid in my chicken noodle soup!

"Just peel the Band Aid off and throw it away."

"Waiter! There's a tiny shark swimming in my soup!"

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

We're gonna need a bigger bowl.

Waiter, there's a guitar pic in my soup.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.