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Waiter, there is a Vessel in my soup.
Edited by Albino_Axolotl on Feb 3rd 2019 at 9:28:27 AM
Pale King must have missed the Abyss by a few feet.
Waiter, there's a piece of Mekhane in my soup!
Call the SCP now.
Waiter there is a fly in my soup, and he is wielding a really big sword.
Edited by Albino_Axolotl on Feb 3rd 2019 at 9:31:48 AM
Here's a sword for you too, now fight for the soup!
Waiter, Majima is in my soup!
Thatís how mafia works.
Waiter! Thereís a missingno in my soup and ajdidiisosososjxbdjsosososososososososo&)&;&:&(&/)-&;&:)/)73$/83$:$$;&:@39:
404 error waiter not found
Waiter! Randall Boggs is in my soup!
I assure you he'll get out, just stir the soup. He's as afraid of you as your are of him.
Waiter? There's a bag of ibis meat in my soup.
You're paying for it.
Waiter, there's a picture of SCP-096 in my soup!
(snatch, hides in back pocket, touches side of nose while looking at Ing) The Foundation won't know about that one.
Waiter! There're beatniks in my soup!
It's just a picture, ignore it.
I'll put on some Rod Mc Kuen poetry and lure them away.
Waiter, there's a MAGA hat in my soup.
Edited by atimnie on Feb 13th 2019 at 5:04:10 AM
It is not just a picture, read 096ís article.
Iím not going to comment on that.
Waiter, thereís a deranged cult leader in my soup!
...that's a bowl of Kool Aid.
Waiter! The "think up a question" game is in my soup!
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Feb 13th 2019 at 11:25:10 AM
Well, what are you waiting for? Think up a question!
Waiter! My soup's been made into an Urban Legend!
Well, you wanted a legendary soup.
Waiter!! Thereís a Magical Girl in my soup!
Ah, dang, not again.... I always get your orders mixed up with Kyubeyís.
Waiter! Thereís another waiter in my soup!
Yo dawg, I heard you like waiters... wait, that's not how it goes...
Waiter, there's an Emo Teen in my soup!
I'll take that teenager off your hands. I... uh... know a vampire who will drink from emo teens.
Waiter! There's a Tweedle Beetle Battle in my soup!
Let them finish, and then eat it.
Waiter! There's a Crack Ship in my soup!
Iím shocked the chef put those two together, but, just go with it.
Waiter? Thereís Flex Tape in my soup!
Use the flex tape to make a spoon, you can do anything with flex tape.
Waiter, there's an old typewriter with several missing keys in my soup... wait, the missing keys are also in my soup.
Well, it was supposed to be the Writer's Block special, but the chef must have screwed it up. My apologies.
Waiter! There's scatological humor in my soup!
Who made this crap?! (Rimshot, then mouth spray)
Waiter, there's a dwarf in my soup!
That's my new coworker, apparently we're short-staffed.
Waiter! There's a tiny Tardis in my soup!
If you open it, you'll get even more soup for the price of one!
Waiter! All of the makeup products I've rejected this past year are in my soup!
Edited by CustardAndPie on Feb 22nd 2019 at 11:06:56 AM
I'm sorry, I think I got your order mixed up with the Sad Clown over there.
Waiter! There's a water buffalo in my soup!
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