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Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Feb 3rd 2019 at 6:16:54 PM

I'll get the ban hammer.

Waiter, there is a Vessel in my soup.

Edited by Albino_Axolotl on Feb 3rd 2019 at 9:28:27 AM

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
Emperor_Ing Something Bird Magic from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Something Bird Magic
Feb 3rd 2019 at 6:24:45 PM

Pale King must have missed the Abyss by a few feet.

Waiter, there's a piece of Mekhane in my soup!

Jevil has been defeated!
Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Feb 3rd 2019 at 6:31:33 PM

Call the SCP now.

Waiter there is a fly in my soup, and he is wielding a really big sword.

Edited by Albino_Axolotl on Feb 3rd 2019 at 9:31:48 AM

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
Zanreo gizmondo best console from drawing game comic Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
gizmondo best console
Feb 9th 2019 at 4:54:02 PM

Here's a sword for you too, now fight for the soup!

Waiter, Majima is in my soup!

Hahaha! My Gizmondo has all the features you need in a console! ...Games? Uh, hang on...
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Feb 9th 2019 at 5:12:24 PM

Thatís how mafia works.

Waiter! Thereís a missingno in my soup and ajdidiisosososjxbdjsosososososososososo&)&;&:&(&/)-&;&:)/)73$/83$:$$;&:@39:

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
Feb 9th 2019 at 5:52:31 PM

404 error waiter not found

Waiter! Randall Boggs is in my soup!

casioonaplasticbeach go commit railroad spike from pg. 231 3/4 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
go commit railroad spike
Feb 13th 2019 at 2:11:30 PM

I assure you he'll get out, just stir the soup. He's as afraid of you as your are of him.

Waiter? There's a bag of ibis meat in my soup.

Get a tall glass of iced tea, sit back, and fasten your seatbelts.
Emperor_Ing Something Bird Magic from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Something Bird Magic
Feb 13th 2019 at 2:16:12 PM

You're paying for it.

Waiter, there's a picture of SCP-096 in my soup!

Jevil has been defeated!
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Feb 13th 2019 at 2:49:22 PM

(snatch, hides in back pocket, touches side of nose while looking at Ing) The Foundation won't know about that one.

Waiter! There're beatniks in my soup!

Hoi, chummers.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 13th 2019 at 3:02:08 PM

[up][up]It's just a picture, ignore it.

[up]I'll put on some Rod Mc Kuen poetry and lure them away.

Waiter, there's a MAGA hat in my soup.

Fucking ninja'd.

Edited by atimnie on Feb 13th 2019 at 5:04:10 AM

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Emperor_Ing Something Bird Magic from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Something Bird Magic
Feb 13th 2019 at 3:07:58 PM

It is not just a picture, read 096ís article.

Iím not going to comment on that.

Waiter, thereís a deranged cult leader in my soup!

Jevil has been defeated!
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Feb 13th 2019 at 8:22:49 PM

...that's a bowl of Kool Aid.

Waiter! The "think up a question" game is in my soup!

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Feb 13th 2019 at 11:25:10 AM

Hoi, chummers.
CustardAndPie Wants to be your beauty inspo from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
Wants to be your beauty inspo
Feb 13th 2019 at 8:28:20 PM

Well, what are you waiting for? Think up a question!

Waiter! My soup's been made into an Urban Legend!

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JTTWlover Reader of books from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Reader of books
Feb 14th 2019 at 3:45:15 AM

Well, you wanted a legendary soup.

Waiter!! Thereís a Magical Girl in my soup!

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
TalesofUnder Angry Werecat from Tandy Gardens Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry Werecat
Feb 14th 2019 at 4:32:24 AM

Ah, dang, not again.... I always get your orders mixed up with Kyubeyís.

Waiter! Thereís another waiter in my soup!

Who invited the angry catgirl into my avatar gallery? .......It was me.
TroperNo9001 Kris F. Dreemurr from Hometown Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Kris F. Dreemurr
Feb 14th 2019 at 5:12:34 AM

Yo dawg, I heard you like waiters... wait, that's not how it goes...

Waiter, there's an Emo Teen in my soup!

The power of Switch hype shines within you.
Feb 14th 2019 at 7:34:59 AM

I'll take that teenager off your hands. I... uh... know a vampire who will drink from emo teens.

Waiter! There's a Tweedle Beetle Battle in my soup!

SpaceChild85 Happy Valentine's Day from K! from Olympus Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Happy Valentine's Day from K!
Feb 14th 2019 at 8:01:21 AM

Let them finish, and then eat it.

Waiter! There's a Crack Ship in my soup!

See you in 2020! Happy Valentine's Day!!
casioonaplasticbeach go commit railroad spike from pg. 231 3/4 Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
go commit railroad spike
Feb 16th 2019 at 1:56:55 PM

Iím shocked the chef put those two together, but, just go with it.

Waiter? Thereís Flex Tape in my soup!

Get a tall glass of iced tea, sit back, and fasten your seatbelts.
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