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Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Feb 3rd 2019 at 6:16:54 PM

I'll get the ban hammer.

Waiter, there is a Vessel in my soup.

Edited by Albino_Axolotl on Feb 3rd 2019 at 9:28:27 AM

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
Emperor_Ing At The Pantheon's Peak from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
At The Pantheon's Peak
Feb 3rd 2019 at 6:24:45 PM

Pale King must have missed the Abyss by a few feet.

Waiter, there's a piece of Mekhane in my soup!

Pantheon of Hallownest is hard, mostly because of a certain moth who takes away the floor.
Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Feb 3rd 2019 at 6:31:33 PM

Call the SCP now.

Waiter there is a fly in my soup, and he is wielding a really big sword.

Edited by Albino_Axolotl on Feb 3rd 2019 at 9:31:48 AM

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
Zanreo I HAVE FURY! Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
I HAVE FURY!
Feb 9th 2019 at 4:54:02 PM

Here's a sword for you too, now fight for the soup!

Waiter, Majima is in my soup!

"And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Feb 9th 2019 at 5:12:24 PM

Thatís how mafia works.

Waiter! Thereís a missingno in my soup and ajdidiisosososjxbdjsosososososososososo&)&;&:&(&/)-&;&:)/)73$/83$:$$;&:@39:

"I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
Feb 9th 2019 at 5:52:31 PM

404 error waiter not found

Waiter! Randall Boggs is in my soup!

casioonaplasticbeach GIVE ME YOUR MONEY from Wojicki's twisted mind Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Feb 13th 2019 at 2:11:30 PM

I assure you he'll get out, just stir the soup. He's as afraid of you as your are of him.

Waiter? There's a bag of ibis meat in my soup.

Ad Server, please stop trying to make a third Google Incident with my ad spaces.
Emperor_Ing At The Pantheon's Peak from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
At The Pantheon's Peak
Feb 13th 2019 at 2:16:12 PM

You're paying for it.

Waiter, there's a picture of SCP-096 in my soup!

Pantheon of Hallownest is hard, mostly because of a certain moth who takes away the floor.
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Feb 13th 2019 at 2:49:22 PM

(snatch, hides in back pocket, touches side of nose while looking at Ing) The Foundation won't know about that one.

Waiter! There're beatniks in my soup!

Hoi, chummers.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 13th 2019 at 3:02:08 PM

[up][up]It's just a picture, ignore it.

[up]I'll put on some Rod Mc Kuen poetry and lure them away.

Waiter, there's a MAGA hat in my soup.

Fucking ninja'd.

Edited by atimnie on Feb 13th 2019 at 5:04:10 AM

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
Emperor_Ing At The Pantheon's Peak from the Path of Pain Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
At The Pantheon's Peak
Feb 13th 2019 at 3:07:58 PM

It is not just a picture, read 096ís article.

Iím not going to comment on that.

Waiter, thereís a deranged cult leader in my soup!

Pantheon of Hallownest is hard, mostly because of a certain moth who takes away the floor.
WilliamRadarStorm Made with this from [DATA CORRUPTED] Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Made with this
Feb 13th 2019 at 8:22:49 PM

...that's a bowl of Kool Aid.

Waiter! The "think up a question" game is in my soup!

Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Feb 13th 2019 at 11:25:10 AM

Hoi, chummers.
CustardAndPie You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
Feb 13th 2019 at 8:28:20 PM

Well, what are you waiting for? Think up a question!

Waiter! My soup's been made into an Urban Legend!

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
JTTWlover Smugseidon from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Smugseidon
Feb 14th 2019 at 3:45:15 AM

Well, you wanted a legendary soup.

Waiter!! Thereís a Magical Girl in my soup!

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
TalesofUnder Pirate Gal from Shipshape Aquarium Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Pirate Gal
Feb 14th 2019 at 4:32:24 AM

Ah, dang, not again.... I always get your orders mixed up with Kyubeyís.

Waiter! Thereís another waiter in my soup!

"I perform like an agile catfish in our pirate show! It'll blowfish your mind!"
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Feb 14th 2019 at 5:12:34 AM

Yo dawg, I heard you like waiters... wait, that's not how it goes...

Waiter, there's an Emo Teen in my soup!

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
Feb 14th 2019 at 7:34:59 AM

I'll take that teenager off your hands. I... uh... know a vampire who will drink from emo teens.

Waiter! There's a Tweedle Beetle Battle in my soup!

SpaceChild85 Kabong!! from Olympus Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Kabong!!
Feb 14th 2019 at 8:01:21 AM

Let them finish, and then eat it.

Waiter! There's a Crack Ship in my soup!

Quick Draw McGraw is back at it again
casioonaplasticbeach GIVE ME YOUR MONEY from Wojicki's twisted mind Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
Feb 16th 2019 at 1:56:55 PM

Iím shocked the chef put those two together, but, just go with it.

Waiter? Thereís Flex Tape in my soup!

Ad Server, please stop trying to make a third Google Incident with my ad spaces.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
Feb 17th 2019 at 12:14:45 AM

Use the flex tape to make a spoon, you can do anything with flex tape.

Waiter, there's an old typewriter with several missing keys in my soup... wait, the missing keys are also in my soup.

And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking, and racing around to come up behind you again
CustardAndPie You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
Feb 18th 2019 at 2:37:05 PM

Well, it was supposed to be the Writer's Block special, but the chef must have screwed it up. My apologies.

Waiter! There's scatological humor in my soup!

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
TroperNo9001 Special Agent Fluttershy from Sweet Feather Sanctuary Relationship Status: Brony
Special Agent Fluttershy
Feb 18th 2019 at 6:32:56 PM

Who made this crap?! (Rimshot, then mouth spray)

Waiter, there's a dwarf in my soup!

"Oh, oh dear! Rarity's dangerous mission outfit is ruined! Guess we'd better go back!"
Feb 22nd 2019 at 7:11:02 PM

That's my new coworker, apparently we're short-staffed.

Waiter! There's a tiny Tardis in my soup!

CustardAndPie You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k from 'Scansin, don'cha knoow? Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
You've been hit by you've been struck by T e r k
Feb 22nd 2019 at 9:06:26 PM

If you open it, you'll get even more soup for the price of one!

Waiter! All of the makeup products I've rejected this past year are in my soup!

Edited by CustardAndPie on Feb 22nd 2019 at 11:06:56 AM

Roses are red Violets are blue Unregistered Hypercam 2
Mar 5th 2019 at 10:45:16 AM

I'm sorry, I think I got your order mixed up with the Sad Clown over there.

Waiter! There's a water buffalo in my soup!


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