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CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#151: Jul 7th 2013 at 8:10:51 PM

I'm not really a waiter. I just wanted an excuse to get into your soup.

Waiter, there's a George Takei in my soup.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#152: Jul 7th 2013 at 8:17:25 PM

Damn excuses.

Waiter! There is a miniature Bertolt Fubar in my soup! ...Can I keep him?

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
AnimeBadger Since: Jul, 2012
#153: Jul 7th 2013 at 9:11:12 PM

Why yes! He was put there as a prize!

Waiter, there is a Covenant Elite in my soup.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#154: Jul 7th 2013 at 10:19:45 PM

He has insisted on being there, to glass the bowl if you don't finish.

Waiter! There's a fragment of Soul Edge in my Soup!

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#155: Jul 8th 2013 at 7:27:29 AM

You've been playing too much Soul Caliber mate... You're seeing things! Oh...

Waiter, there's coriander in my soup!

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#156: Jul 8th 2013 at 7:43:59 AM

That is part of the recipe, sir.

Waiter, there's a giant enemy crab in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#157: Jul 8th 2013 at 7:49:36 AM

It's dead sir. You ordered crab soup. And it's not giant. I believe you might be delusional.

Waiter, there's a waitress in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#158: Jul 8th 2013 at 7:56:59 AM

Sweetheart, I told you a thousand times already, you can't go swimming there.

Waiter, there's a concussion grenade in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#159: Jul 8th 2013 at 7:57:51 AM

Watch out! (Boom)

Waiter, there's a free toy in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#160: Jul 8th 2013 at 8:05:43 AM

Nonsense! It's 0.50 extra, sir.

Waiter, there's another kind of soup in my soup, somehow not mixing.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#161: Jul 8th 2013 at 8:11:33 AM

Ah, density in action.

Waiter, there's an emulsion in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#162: Jul 8th 2013 at 8:11:50 AM

Have you tried stirring it?

Waiter! The X-Ecutioners are in my soup!

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#163: Jul 8th 2013 at 8:32:07 AM

It's going down your intestines. Like this.

Waiter, Aerosmith is in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
MurkyMuse Magical Girl Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Magical Girl
#164: Jul 8th 2013 at 8:37:07 AM

Of course. It's dinner and a show.

Waiter! There's a Ood in my soup!

People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#165: Jul 8th 2013 at 10:34:29 AM

You should take that as a compliment

Waiter, reality is occupying itself in my soup!

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Bisected8 A casual tief of punk from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
A casual tief of punk
#166: Jul 8th 2013 at 2:54:00 PM

Well, you did order your meal with everything, sir.

Waiter, there's a newspaper in my soup!

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#167: Jul 8th 2013 at 3:01:55 PM

Well, you were the one who dropped it on there... Didn't your mother tell you not to read while at the dinner table?

Waiter, there is a beetle in my soup!

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
simooo713 You better hope I just kill you. from Earth...... as far as you know Since: Jun, 2013
You better hope I just kill you.
#168: Jul 8th 2013 at 3:38:49 PM

I'm sorry sir we're all out of flys

Waiter there's a Colossus' shadow in my soup

I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#169: Jul 8th 2013 at 3:48:59 PM

Dammit, what have we told you! Stop standing in front of the window, Colossus! ...I need to actually GET that game.

Waiter! There's Kyary Pamyu Pamyu in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#170: Jul 8th 2013 at 6:06:26 PM

That's actually the dessert.

Waiter, Haruhi Suzumiya is in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#171: Jul 8th 2013 at 6:08:21 PM

Please ma'am, don't hurt me again...

Waiter, a Bose stereo is in my soup. Speaking of which there isn't any soup. Or a bowl. Or a table...

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
MaplePlatoon (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#172: Jul 8th 2013 at 6:30:19 PM

Dude, I am not a waiter. I think you're on drugs.

Waiter, there's a Mary Sue in my soup!

PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#173: Jul 8th 2013 at 6:37:34 PM

This is a deplorable fanfic, isn't it?

Waiter, there's a computer restarting on its own in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#174: Jul 8th 2013 at 8:14:46 PM

Give it a minute. It usually takes a while to reload SOUP_8.exe

Waiter, there's a Brick Joke in my soup!

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#175: Jul 8th 2013 at 8:15:51 PM

Just rinse it off, dry it, and it's yours.

Waiter! There is a rock in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.

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