Damn excuses.
Waiter! There is a miniature Bertolt Fubar in my soup! ...Can I keep him?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)You've been playing too much Soul Caliber mate... You're seeing things! Oh...
Waiter, there's coriander in my soup!
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.It's going down your intestines. Like this.
Waiter, Aerosmith is in my soup!
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.Of course. It's dinner and a show.
Waiter! There's a Ood in my soup!
People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.Dammit, what have we told you! Stop standing in front of the window, Colossus! ...I need to actually GET that game.
Waiter! There's Kyary Pamyu Pamyu in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)That's actually the dessert.
Waiter, Haruhi Suzumiya is in my soup.
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.Please ma'am, don't hurt me again...
Waiter, a Bose stereo is in my soup. Speaking of which there isn't any soup. Or a bowl. Or a table...
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.This is a deplorable fanfic, isn't it?
Waiter, there's a computer restarting on its own in my soup!
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.Give it a minute. It usually takes a while to reload SOUP_8.exe
Waiter, there's a Brick Joke in my soup!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousJust rinse it off, dry it, and it's yours.
Waiter! There is a rock in my soup!
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.

I'm not really a waiter. I just wanted an excuse to get into your soup.
Waiter, there's a George Takei in my soup.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.