Someone must have confused the noodle soup with the Noodle Incident soup. Don't worry, correcting this mistake is covered by our Unspoken Plan Guarantee!
Waiter! Pinkie Pie is in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Pour this counter-countercultural movement soup into it. That should handle the problem.
Waiter, I think a solar system is forming in my soup.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Goddamnit, not again! Whoever keeps making these damn god soups is getting their ass fired...
Waiter! There's a payphone in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideThe lampshade is the salad bowl. I recommend not putting it over a lamp until you finish your salad.
Waiter, the Triforce Of Power is in my soup and Ganon won’t let me take it out.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Just eat all of them.
Waiter! There's a Space Marine in my soup!
Edited by Mhazard on Sep 3rd 2018 at 5:04:35 PM
That's intentional. The Emperor protects even the food that loyal Imperial citizens eat!
Waiter, I'm in my soup!
Edited by TheBlueHour on Sep 3rd 2018 at 5:40:21 AM
Then get out of your soup and out of our restaurant. Who willingly gets in their own soup?
Waiter, Keshpeth led his army of ten thousand into the realm beyond the clouds to do battle with the Devourer in my soup!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.All right, this calls for a Battle-Interrupting Shout: Hey! Fighting in the restaurant is not gentlemanly! Go settle the score outside!
Waiter! There's a rat in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight....right. Well you'll have to go to the waiting room now. (Smash Cut to a group of customers infected with the black plague, waiting outside the restaurant)
Waiter! There's a Hunter S. Thompson article in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Is that early Bart, or current Bart? If it's early Bart, then that soup should have been thrown out twenty years ago.
Waiter, there's a recurring cartoon catch phrase in my soup.
Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.Waiter, there’s an unstable planetary condition in my soup.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.We'll deal with that immediately. You may fire when ready.
Waiter! The Blues Brothers are in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Leave it. They're on a mission from God. Speaking of God, I still haven't fired whoever's making the damn god soups...
Waiter! There's edgelords in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideDon't eat it - every side is an edge! Also, try hiring the Devourer to get rid of all your gods.
Waiter, we are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of my soup!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Tell them they’ve been demoted to D-class and tasked with 682 duty.
Waiter, there’s a door to another world in my soup!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Here, I'll throw it out for you. That one got stale a long time ago.
Waiter! There's ice cubes and a note that says one of my kidneys has been stolen in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideSorry about that. This is a very expensive restaurant (we sell god soups!) so some people have been forced to resort to the black market in order to afford their meals.
Waiter, there's a Dark Fic in my soup!

Result: 682 appears unaffected by the boiling hot soup. The customer [REDACTED].
Waiter! There's Noodle Implements in my soup!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside