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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1601: Aug 31st 2018 at 6:36:12 PM

Result: 682 appears unaffected by the boiling hot soup. The customer [REDACTED].

Waiter! There's Noodle Implements in my soup!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1602: Sep 1st 2018 at 3:02:52 PM

Someone must have confused the noodle soup with the Noodle Incident soup. Don't worry, correcting this mistake is covered by our Unspoken Plan Guarantee!

Waiter! Pinkie Pie is in my soup!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1603: Sep 1st 2018 at 5:36:51 PM

Glad you noticed! (blows party horn, entire restaurant staff comes out to sing either 'happy birthday' or 'a very merry unbirthday')

Waiter! There's a countercultural movement in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1604: Sep 1st 2018 at 5:38:56 PM

Pour this counter-countercultural movement soup into it. That should handle the problem.

Waiter, I think a solar system is forming in my soup.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1605: Sep 1st 2018 at 7:16:36 PM

Goddamnit, not again! Whoever keeps making these damn god soups is getting their ass fired...

Waiter! There's a payphone in my soup!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1606: Sep 2nd 2018 at 8:46:00 AM

No, it's cuz iPhones are too modern.

Waiter! There is a lampshade in my salad!

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1607: Sep 2nd 2018 at 8:48:06 AM

The lampshade is the salad bowl. I recommend not putting it over a lamp until you finish your salad.

Waiter, the Triforce Of Power is in my soup and Ganon won’t let me take it out.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1608: Sep 3rd 2018 at 2:02:11 PM

Just eat all of them.

Waiter! There's a Space Marine in my soup!

Edited by Mhazard on Sep 3rd 2018 at 5:04:35 PM

TheBlueHour Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#1609: Sep 3rd 2018 at 5:40:20 PM

That's intentional. The Emperor protects even the food that loyal Imperial citizens eat!

Waiter, I'm in my soup!

Edited by TheBlueHour on Sep 3rd 2018 at 5:40:21 AM

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1610: Sep 3rd 2018 at 5:44:15 PM

Then get out of your soup and out of our restaurant. Who willingly gets in their own soup?

Waiter, Keshpeth led his army of ten thousand into the realm beyond the clouds to do battle with the Devourer in my soup!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1611: Sep 3rd 2018 at 6:35:11 PM

All right, this calls for a Battle-Interrupting Shout: Hey! Fighting in the restaurant is not gentlemanly! Go settle the score outside!

Waiter! There's a rat in my soup!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1612: Sep 3rd 2018 at 7:09:00 PM

...right. Well you'll have to go to the waiting room now. (Smash Cut to a group of customers infected with the black plague, waiting outside the restaurant)

Waiter! There's a Hunter S. Thompson article in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Ooglyeye Hanako from Jacksonville, NC Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Hanako
#1613: Sep 6th 2018 at 3:43:15 PM

Ay, Caramba! Who the heck is that, besides he needs to get OUT of your soup.

Waiter! There's a Bart Simpson in my soup!

When given a choice between right or kind. Choose Kind. - Wonder by RJ Pallacio.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#1614: Sep 6th 2018 at 4:03:26 PM

Is that early Bart, or current Bart? If it's early Bart, then that soup should have been thrown out twenty years ago.

Waiter, there's a recurring cartoon catch phrase in my soup.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1616: Sep 6th 2018 at 4:27:05 PM

We'll deal with that immediately. You may fire when ready.

Waiter! The Blues Brothers are in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1617: Sep 6th 2018 at 5:25:21 PM

Leave it. They're on a mission from God. Speaking of God, I still haven't fired whoever's making the damn god soups...

Waiter! There's edgelords in my soup!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1618: Sep 6th 2018 at 5:26:46 PM

Don't eat it - every side is an edge! Also, try hiring the Devourer to get rid of all your gods.

Waiter, we are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of my soup!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
TheBlueHour Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#1619: Sep 6th 2018 at 6:29:54 PM

I don't get the reference so unfortunately I can't help you. I'll just take this soup bowl back and have the chef make you something else. My apologies.

Waiter, there's a reference in my soup but I don't know what it's supposed to be referencing!

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1620: Sep 6th 2018 at 7:00:53 PM

...eh, give it to Captain America. He'll get it.

Waiter! The rest of the waitstaff is in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1621: Sep 6th 2018 at 7:02:33 PM

Tell them they’ve been demoted to D-class and tasked with 682 duty.

Waiter, there’s a door to another world in my soup!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Ooglyeye Hanako from Jacksonville, NC Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
Hanako
#1622: Sep 7th 2018 at 8:35:42 AM

This is a Door-Jammed isn't It. No, I don't think so.

WAITER! There's a Stewie Griffin in my SOUP!

When given a choice between right or kind. Choose Kind. - Wonder by RJ Pallacio.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
TheBlueHour Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#1624: Sep 7th 2018 at 2:56:01 PM

Sorry about that. This is a very expensive restaurant (we sell god soups!) so some people have been forced to resort to the black market in order to afford their meals.

Waiter, there's a Dark Fic in my soup!

Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Since: Sep, 2017 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#1625: Sep 8th 2018 at 9:06:04 AM

Don't read while you eat it.

Waiter! There is a warpstone in my soup.

Edited by Albino_Axolotl on Sep 8th 2018 at 12:05:31 PM

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.

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