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CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1576: Aug 24th 2018 at 9:31:06 PM

Well, you did order the Jerry Garcpacho. Be grateful, you cheapo.

Waiter! There's snails bowling in my bisque!

Edited by CustardAndPie on Aug 24th 2018 at 11:33:39 AM

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1577: Aug 24th 2018 at 9:49:43 PM

"What the—? Lemme take a look." (I lean over and get an out-of-control bowling ball to the head) "Hey, look, now they're catching a ride with some birdies!" (thud)


Waiter! My soup appears to be comprised of a twisted little body, a bone, a severed hand, and lots and lots of blood!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#1578: Aug 24th 2018 at 9:57:51 PM

Sorry sir we appear to have gotten your order mixed up with those robed fellows who ordered the "cultist ritual special", we'll correct this right away.

Waiter! There is a Dovahkin in my soup!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1579: Aug 25th 2018 at 9:04:28 AM

We couldn't afford real dragon meat, so that'll have to do. FUS RO DAH!

Waiter! There's an Ensemble Dark Horse in my soup!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1580: Aug 25th 2018 at 9:06:13 AM

I’ll tell the fanbase about it.

Waiter, there’s a Sphere Doomer possessing my soup bowl!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1581: Aug 25th 2018 at 9:23:23 AM

I'll go get Kirby. (comes back with this)

Waiter! There's mescaline in my soup, and I only noticed when I tasted it!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1582: Aug 26th 2018 at 9:02:21 AM

Oh, that? That's the Incense and Peppermints special. You should've turned off, tuned in, and read the menu more closely instead of treating it like meaningless nouns.

Waiter! There's a Commodore VIC-20 in my soup!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#1583: Aug 26th 2018 at 9:15:16 AM

Goddammit, we were supposed to update that 20 years ago!

Waiter, there's a strange taste of diabetic piss in this soup... don't ask me how I know what diabetic piss tastes like.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1584: Aug 26th 2018 at 9:19:46 AM

Well, I didn’t put it there. When in doubt, launch it into the sun.

Waiter, there’s a Devourer Of Gods in my soup!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Playing_with_boy Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1585: Aug 26th 2018 at 11:21:18 AM

I know. We have a complaint there are too many gods in opur food.

Waiter! There's Titenic in my soup!

Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Since: Sep, 2017 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#1586: Aug 26th 2018 at 2:45:40 PM

I'll better get a rapping dog in to get it out.

Waiter, there is an elf ear in my soup!

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
Some_Person Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#1587: Aug 26th 2018 at 6:31:04 PM

Don't worry, you can eat it. In fact, I hear they give you magic powers.

Waiter! There's a portal to another dimension in my soup!

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1588: Aug 26th 2018 at 6:38:28 PM

Jump in, you might find an egg wizard.

Waiter, the Devourer Of Gods from earlier is fighting Supreme Calamitas, and it’s getting soup all over the place!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1589: Aug 26th 2018 at 6:55:16 PM

Here's your complementary popcorn. I should have brought it out with your soup, but I forgot. My mistake.

Waiteeeerrrrr! There's a Queen album in my soup!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Since: Sep, 2017 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#1590: Aug 27th 2018 at 8:36:21 PM

Let me clean it and give it to you for free.

Waiter! There is a Witcher medallion in my soup.

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1591: Aug 27th 2018 at 8:40:39 PM

Just shut up and PRAISE GERALDO.

Waiter! There's talcum powder in my soup, and lots of it! Whatever did I do to the chefs to deserve this?

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
MvflG [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_RiXBxNA4E ce from Jakarta Kota railway station Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#1592: Aug 29th 2018 at 10:23:08 AM

Let me just blow off some of the powder, wash the soup with soap, water and paint thinner and you're all set. Alternatively I can bring you a new soup while you use the one you have on your baby.

Waiter! There's tert-butyl hydroperoxide in my soup!

I'm no longer a forumgoer. Please contact me through Discord instead.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1593: Aug 29th 2018 at 10:26:46 AM

Well, don’t touch it.

Waiter, somebody made a religion out of my soup!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1594: Aug 29th 2018 at 10:32:07 AM

Are they discordians? If so, it's probably a joke, but if not, run.

Waiter! The Pimp Your Ride meme is in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
atimnie The Video Guy from Chicago Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
The Video Guy
#1595: Aug 29th 2018 at 11:47:53 AM

Damn it, that was supposed to be the Condescending Wonka meme.

Waiter, my alphabet soup just made a very rude suggestion. And misspelled too.

Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God's away, god's away, god's away on business... business.
Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1596: Aug 29th 2018 at 11:49:20 AM

That’s probably random, but just in case, call the SCP Foundation about sentient soup.

Waiter, I broke my soup bowl and CD-i Link came out.

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1597: Aug 29th 2018 at 1:58:19 PM

WOW I'm so hungry I could eat an Octorok! *Gulps down soup*

Waiter! There's a bunch of obscure references in my soup!

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
iloveserperior Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Less than three
#1598: Aug 30th 2018 at 4:07:48 PM

That bowl of liquid isn't soup, sir. It's a small reference pool.

Waiter! There is a unicorn horn in my soup!

Some_Person Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#1599: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:24:58 PM

Ah jeez, we were only supposed to put the unicorn meat there.

Waiter! There's a glass eye in my soup!

Emperor_Ing The Senate from Lunar Area 32 Since: Jun, 2018 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
The Senate
#1600: Aug 30th 2018 at 7:34:14 PM

Oh, that’s because you ordered the glass shard soup. Just eat it and you’ll see what I mean.

Waiter, somebody’s trying to kill SCP-682 in my soup!

How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.

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