Uh oh. This meal is on us, EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Waiter! There is a gerbil in my soup!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."(takes Gerbil, goes to [REDACTED])
Apologies. The chef's into some weird shit.
Saiter! There's an oonerspism in my woup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.I'll be sure to chell the teff. Thorry about sat.
Waiter! Entire team is soup!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.(Is dressed like Bach)
Of course, dear sir. It is the finest in all of Europe!
Waiter! There's Zappa in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Isn't it a good thing that you didn't have to make the difficult decision of Soup vs. Salad? This way you get both!
Waiter... there's a Troll Fic in my soup...
Lol ya u mad bro?
Waiter! There's male tears in my soup!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Weird, that almost never happens...
Waiter! There's a strange man wearing a fish mask and a top hat in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.yaYA! Offishul tEM-TEM supe! is very VERY populer! have tAste!
Waiter! There's a temporal paradox in my soup!
edited 21st May '18 1:58:42 PM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX
Are you ready? Go live!(Time Crash results due to the paradox.)
Yeah, didn't really know how to deal with that one. Apologies if it seemed lacklustre
Waiter! There is an Angry Marine in my soup!
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly."Who puts the Doomguy inside here?"
Waiter! There is a Xweetok in my soup!
Up in Useful Notes/ParaguayMy apologies, this tends to happen when some Mad Scientist spontaneously hits me with a Shrink Ray.
Waiter! There's a ninja in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.Nobody, nobody, but you! (shot)
Waiter, there's a glitch in my soup!
Still waiting for someone to break him free...My shift ends in a few minutes, if you'll just be patient...
Waiter! There's a lightbulb in my soup!
If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.

Oh dear me, was your waiter Ms. Leijon? We've had this problem before, she keeps writing "napa cabbage soup" as "nya-paw catpun soup". (grumbles) That last one doesn't even make sense...
I know, it's a stretch. Gimme a break, I'm tired.
Waiter! There's a tiny boat and buoys in my soup!
edited 9th Dec '17 6:11:42 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.