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burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#1526: Dec 9th 2017 at 6:11:19 PM

Oh dear me, was your waiter Ms. Leijon? We've had this problem before, she keeps writing "napa cabbage soup" as "nya-paw catpun soup". (grumbles) That last one doesn't even make sense...

I know, it's a stretch. Gimme a break, I'm tired.

Waiter! There's a tiny boat and buoys in my soup!

edited 9th Dec '17 6:11:42 PM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#1527: Dec 9th 2017 at 7:37:55 PM

You better supervise your kids when they're playing with their toys while you're eating.

Waiter, President Snow is in my soup!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
EeveeGirlChey Forever a hoopy food from Betelgeuse Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Forever a hoopy food
#1529: Dec 10th 2017 at 3:40:43 PM

Uh oh. This meal is on us, EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Waiter! There is a gerbil in my soup!

"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1530: Dec 10th 2017 at 3:43:34 PM

(takes Gerbil, goes to [REDACTED])

Apologies. The chef's into some weird shit.

Saiter! There's an oonerspism in my woup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#1531: Dec 13th 2017 at 1:28:58 PM

I'll be sure to chell the teff. Thorry about sat.

Waiter! Entire team is soup!

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Almohad Since: Jan, 2016
#1532: Dec 28th 2017 at 3:09:36 PM

Well shit, they were all noobs anyway.


Waiter! My soup seems to be influenced by baroque artistic sensibilities!

edited 28th Dec '17 3:15:48 PM by Almohad

WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1533: Dec 28th 2017 at 5:01:00 PM

(Is dressed like Bach)

Of course, dear sir. It is the finest in all of Europe!


Waiter! There's Zappa in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#1534: Dec 28th 2017 at 5:51:09 PM

You did get the St. Alphonso Special after all. Come to think, where is the margarine?

Waiter! There's a salad in my soup!

CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1535: Dec 28th 2017 at 5:56:05 PM

Isn't it a good thing that you didn't have to make the difficult decision of Soup vs. Salad? This way you get both!

Waiter... there's a Troll Fic in my soup...

burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#1536: Dec 30th 2017 at 4:36:50 PM

Lol ya u mad bro?

Waiter! There's male tears in my soup!

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1537: Dec 30th 2017 at 6:03:01 PM

Weird, that almost never happens...

Waiter! There's a strange man wearing a fish mask and a top hat in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
StarAndroidJaguar ... from a place where you dream you'd never find Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
CaliburnAbsoluteEX meow from Minerva, royal capital of Fezzite Since: Feb, 2017 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
meow
#1539: May 21st 2018 at 1:58:25 PM

yaYA! Offishul tEM-TEM supe! is very VERY populer! have tAste!

Waiter! There's a temporal paradox in my soup!

edited 21st May '18 1:58:42 PM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX

Are you ready? Go live!
Clockwork_Heart Rolling Thunder from Five Miles and Closing Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
Rolling Thunder
#1540: May 29th 2018 at 5:34:18 AM

(Time Crash results due to the paradox.)

Yeah, didn't really know how to deal with that one. Apologies if it seemed lacklustre

Waiter! There is an Angry Marine in my soup!

Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.
Huthman Queen of Neith from Unknown, Antarctica Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Queen of Neith
#1541: May 29th 2018 at 5:49:08 AM

"Who puts the Doomguy inside here?"

Waiter! There is a Xweetok in my soup!

Up in Useful Notes/Paraguay
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#1542: May 29th 2018 at 5:50:41 AM

At least you didn't forget to feed your Neopet.

Waiter, there are earphones in my soup!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
atiredonnie 70% of all deaths are catgirl related Since: May, 2018 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
70% of all deaths are catgirl related
#1543: May 29th 2018 at 8:30:15 AM

sir, you ordered beat soup. there’s going to be sick tunes in it.

huh? beetroot? what the fuck is a beetroot?

——

waiter, you’re in my soup!

edited 29th May '18 8:31:14 AM by atiredonnie

I, Furudo Erika... have duct tape..!
Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1544: May 29th 2018 at 9:26:38 AM

My apologies, this tends to happen when some Mad Scientist spontaneously hits me with a Shrink Ray.

Waiter! There's a ninja in my soup!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
PinkCelebi [screaming in the distance] from somewhere on the Internet Since: Aug, 2011 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
[screaming in the distance]
#1545: May 29th 2018 at 9:28:21 AM

I told him, we shouldn't serve turtle soup anymore, but noooo he said it'll be alright. Alright my ass.

Waiter! There's Nobody in my soup!

"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#1546: May 29th 2018 at 9:35:35 AM

Nobody, nobody, but you! (shot)

Waiter, there's a glitch in my soup!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#1547: May 29th 2018 at 9:44:44 AM

Yeah, we kind of rushed it so it's not exactly perfect. Maybe next time we'll patch these out.

Waiter! There's a fly in my... okay, I'm actually kidding. I just want someone to talk to.

Miss_Desperado https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YD2i1FzUYA from somewhere getting rained on by Puget Sound Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
#1548: May 29th 2018 at 9:46:59 AM

My shift ends in a few minutes, if you'll just be patient...

Waiter! There's a lightbulb in my soup!

If not for this anchor I'd be dancing between the stars. At least I can try to write better vampire stories than Twilight.
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#1549: May 29th 2018 at 9:52:51 AM

How many chefs did it take to screw that in?

Waiter, there's a sword in my soup!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1550: May 29th 2018 at 10:04:47 AM

Oh, sorry, that's for Mr. Pendragon over at the Round Table. Thank you for catching that.

Waiter! There's a soundboard recording in my soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

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