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NASCARLOVER427 why u hurt Stockcar-chan? from Wherever He Wants Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
why u hurt Stockcar-chan?
#1501: Sep 15th 2017 at 6:00:00 PM

I know, you will ruin your life, and I will love it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Waiter, I'm in my soup.

I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
GrafVonTirol We can be heroes, just for one day from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
We can be heroes, just for one day
#1502: Sep 15th 2017 at 6:52:22 PM

You're the special, sir.

Waiter! Stop eating my soup!

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1503: Sep 15th 2017 at 7:58:19 PM

No, you ARE the soup.

Waiter, there's an Excalibur in my soup!

ActualBeatrice Raygun from the Salt Mines Since: Jul, 2016 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
#1504: Sep 15th 2017 at 11:36:42 PM

Is your name Arthur, per chance? If so, just pull it out or something.

Soup! There's a soup in my soup!

edited 15th Sep '17 11:37:40 PM by ActualBeatrice

The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
SonOfSharknado Love is Love is Love Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Love is Love is Love
#1506: Sep 16th 2017 at 12:22:56 AM

I'll notify Chris Hansen immediately.

Waiter! There's a neo-reactionary in my soup!

My various fanfics.
Gaia_Nicolosi Helping myself from an obsession with Susan from Palermo Since: Oct, 2017 Relationship Status: I know
Helping myself from an obsession with Susan
#1507: Nov 8th 2017 at 5:49:35 AM

Eh, you know, those SJ Ws.

Waiter! There's marshmallow noses coated in chocolate, in my soup!

I am Kymicsu and I'm trying to get less obsessed to Susan.
cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
#1508: Nov 8th 2017 at 5:57:24 AM

This way you'll get to enjoy both supper and dessert.

Waiter! There's a breach to an alternate dimension in my soup!

edited 8th Nov '17 5:57:45 AM by cake1

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1509: Nov 8th 2017 at 7:08:21 AM

You're supposed to jump into it.

Waiter! There's a Tactical Nuke in my soup!

edited 8th Nov '17 7:09:03 AM by Mhazard

vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#1510: Nov 8th 2017 at 3:00:15 PM

Get to the bunker!

Waiter! There is a Druid in my soup!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Albino_Axolotl from NC, United States Since: Sep, 2017 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#1511: Nov 9th 2017 at 6:09:30 PM

Sigh, I'll get the agent orange.

Waiter, there is a humanity sprite in my soup.

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1512: Nov 9th 2017 at 6:16:05 PM

Use it, it's yours.

Waiter! There's a JavaScript in my soup!

TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#1513: Nov 10th 2017 at 3:43:35 PM

Goddann Java fans, tampering with the Apple Resturant.

Waiter! There appears to be a Latios in my soup! If you can’t tell I prefer digimon.

(I actually prefer pokemon

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
NathanBros Luigi Time!!! from Mario World Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Luigi Time!!!
#1514: Nov 10th 2017 at 5:46:44 PM

Launch our new app and capture it.

Waiter! There's an app in my soup!

Check my blog: VST Plugins Free
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#1515: Nov 10th 2017 at 7:53:03 PM

Soup? There's an app for that.

Waiter, there's a cellphone in my soup!

edited 10th Nov '17 7:53:12 PM by TroperNo9001

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#1516: Nov 11th 2017 at 12:19:19 PM

That's it were firing that new waitress! also if it is not broken you can keep the phone. ''phone starts ringing"

Waiter! There is HERESY in my soup!

edited 11th Nov '17 12:19:31 PM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1517: Nov 11th 2017 at 3:08:42 PM

You want religion in your soup, go to Chick-Fil-A. Otherwise, shut up and eat it.

Waiter! There's a piece of paper that says "8 O'Clock" in my photo of a soup!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Shippudentimes Since: Dec, 2012
#1518: Nov 11th 2017 at 3:50:07 PM

Well then, you'd better let it out, then.

Waiter, there's a glitchy as sin echidna with giant fists in my soup, and the only thing he can seem to say is a very disinterested"Oh no."

edited 11th Nov '17 3:51:56 PM by Shippudentimes

burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#1519: Nov 11th 2017 at 6:25:06 PM

OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo.....!!!!

Waiter! There's Salt-N-Pepa in my soup!

edited 11th Nov '17 6:26:39 PM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Shippudentimes Since: Dec, 2012
#1520: Nov 12th 2017 at 2:42:18 PM

Well, better give it some... [puts sunglasses on] TLC, then.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Waiter, there's a Kylo Ren sulking in my soup.

edited 19th Nov '17 5:41:13 AM by Shippudentimes

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1522: Nov 19th 2017 at 9:20:43 AM

Show him the way of the force.

Waiter, there's a road roller in my soup! Wryyyyyyyyyyyy!

burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#1523: Dec 5th 2017 at 7:57:02 PM

Well, you DID order the Dio Brando special, hold ZA WARUDO.

Waiter! There's a lit stick of dynamite in my soup!

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#1524: Dec 5th 2017 at 10:13:27 PM

Im sorry the chef misinterpreted what you ment when when you ordered the exploding hellfire soup, we'll get it fixed right away sir.

Waiter! There is a satanic cult in my soup!

edited 5th Dec '17 10:14:08 PM by vjoi

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#1525: Dec 8th 2017 at 12:18:54 AM

Then why did you order it in the first place? It's a Halloween-theme soup.

Waiter, there's a catgirl in my soup!


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