I'll notify Chris Hansen immediately.
Waiter! There's a neo-reactionary in my soup!
My various fanfics.Eh, you know, those SJ Ws.
Waiter! There's marshmallow noses coated in chocolate, in my soup!
I am Kymicsu and I'm trying to get less obsessed to Susan.This way you'll get to enjoy both supper and dessert.
Waiter! There's a breach to an alternate dimension in my soup!
edited 8th Nov '17 5:57:45 AM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heartYou're supposed to jump into it.
Waiter! There's a Tactical Nuke in my soup!
edited 8th Nov '17 7:09:03 AM by Mhazard
Launch our new app and capture it.
Waiter! There's an app in my soup!
Check my blog: VST Plugins FreeThat's it were firing that new waitress! also if it is not broken you can keep the phone. ''phone starts ringing"
Waiter! There is HERESY in my soup!
edited 11th Nov '17 12:19:31 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.You want religion in your soup, go to Chick-Fil-A. Otherwise, shut up and eat it.
Waiter! There's a piece of paper that says "8 O'Clock" in my photo of a soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Well then, you'd better let it out, then.
Waiter, there's a glitchy as sin echidna with giant fists in my soup, and the only thing he can seem to say is a very disinterested"Oh no."
edited 11th Nov '17 3:51:56 PM by Shippudentimes
OH, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo.....!!!!
Waiter! There's Salt-N-Pepa in my soup!
edited 11th Nov '17 6:26:39 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.Im sorry the chef misinterpreted what you ment when when you ordered the exploding hellfire soup
, we'll get it fixed right away sir.
Waiter! There is a satanic cult in my soup!
edited 5th Dec '17 10:14:08 PM by vjoi
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.Then why did you order it in the first place? It's a Halloween-theme soup.
Waiter, there's a catgirl in my soup!

I know, you will ruin your life, and I will love it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Waiter, I'm in my soup.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown