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PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#126: Jul 5th 2013 at 6:01:51 PM

For the last time, nobody's David Byrne.

This is not our delicious soup!

Waiter, there's TNP in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#127: Jul 5th 2013 at 6:15:33 PM

Sorry about that, I think the order was for TNP.

(continued)

Waiter, there's me in my soup!

edited 5th Jul '13 6:17:19 PM by ironcommando

...eheh
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#128: Jul 5th 2013 at 6:25:10 PM

We've entered and endless recursion of time.

Waiter! There are three walls in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#129: Jul 5th 2013 at 6:27:18 PM

This is just a forum game.

Waiter, there's Haruhism in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere Since: Jan, 2012
i seee youuuu
#130: Jul 5th 2013 at 6:28:50 PM

[up][up] My bad, I guess we must have broken the fourth wall.

[turns to the right and winks]

[up] Isn't that how you wanted it?

Waiter! There's a So Bad, It's Good sci-fi movie in my soup!

edited 5th Jul '13 6:34:19 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#131: Jul 5th 2013 at 7:01:55 PM

It's from outer space. Space Soup. Would you eat it? Ed Wood.

Waiter, there's a Toyota TS020 in my soup!

(suck on that, porschelemans)

edited 5th Jul '13 7:02:22 PM by PancticeSquadCutterback

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#132: Jul 5th 2013 at 7:02:17 PM

[up][up]Well then, that's my DVD for the evening ruined...

[up]You lucky bastard...

Waiter, there's Fan Myopia in my soup

edited 5th Jul '13 7:02:47 PM by porschelemans

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#133: Jul 5th 2013 at 7:46:23 PM

You've not heard of the recipe? I thought everyone has?

Waiter! There's a time distorter in my souos ym in retrotsid emit a s'erehT !reitaW

edited 6th Jul '13 2:34:50 PM by PhysicalStamina

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#134: Jul 5th 2013 at 7:48:04 PM

The waiter never responds as time is now running in reverse

Waiter, a Mercedes-Benz CLR just landed in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#135: Jul 5th 2013 at 7:48:44 PM

[up][up] .ti ndufer ll'I .raed ,hO

[up] Well, at least it's a free car.

Waiter, there's deliciousness in my soup! wink

edited 5th Jul '13 7:49:31 PM by PancticeSquadCutterback

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#136: Jul 5th 2013 at 7:50:32 PM

Thanks! I'll forward your compliments to the chef!

Waiter, Boris Becker is in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#137: Jul 6th 2013 at 10:48:48 AM

What? I told the chef to put him in the Steak dinner! One moment...

Waiter! There's an Alternate Reality Clone of SCP-682 in my soup!

edited 6th Jul '13 10:48:58 AM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#138: Jul 6th 2013 at 2:34:00 PM

Your having a laugh, aren't you mate? Oh...

Waiter, the evil forces of Mr. E are in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#139: Jul 6th 2013 at 7:17:54 PM

I assure you we use no Mr. E meat in our soups.

Waiter! There's a soup in my soup!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
MurkyMuse Magical Girl Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Magical Girl
#140: Jul 6th 2013 at 8:06:14 PM

Would you prefer an empty bowl?

Waiter! There is a Hannabil in my soup!

People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#141: Jul 6th 2013 at 8:07:53 PM

With extra Lector... I mean, lentils.

Waiter, there's Pinkie Pie in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#142: Jul 6th 2013 at 8:22:39 PM

The chef REALLY must not like you. I'll be right back, sir.

Waiter! There's regret in my soup!

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from a place where folks put cream cheese on hot dogs (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#143: Jul 6th 2013 at 9:22:01 PM

I really wish I hadn't put it there.

Waiter, there's metafiction in my soup.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#144: Jul 7th 2013 at 3:16:38 PM

Come on, you really thought the others at your table would get that one?

Waiter, there's mushroom in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#145: Jul 7th 2013 at 3:18:47 PM

This soup's for Mario.

Waiter, there's a red link in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#146: Jul 7th 2013 at 3:24:13 PM

Sorry, let replace that with a blue one.

Waiter, TNP is in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#147: Jul 7th 2013 at 5:31:10 PM

Wait a minute... how am I in the....

$#*— -VOIP-

Waiter, there are Necromorph parts in my soup!

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#148: Jul 7th 2013 at 5:36:44 PM

Cool! Put them to good use!

TNP, the waiter is serving me my soup!

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#149: Jul 7th 2013 at 5:41:23 PM

I forgot, you requested that I serve you soup. I'll redo it.

Complaint about something abnormal in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Since: Sep, 2012 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
#150: Jul 7th 2013 at 5:49:19 PM

Oh myy...

George Takei, why are you my waiter?

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.

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