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Jul 4th 2013 at 5:01:03 PM

That's our 8-bit era soup. A winner is you!

Waiter, there's a time mage in my soup!

PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia)
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Jul 4th 2013 at 5:03:09 PM

Oh, Time Lords. That happens all the... um, time.

Waiter, there is Billy the Heretic in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
Jul 4th 2013 at 6:30:19 PM

Oh, lord. We need to cryogenically freeze it.

Waiter, there is a Demoman in my soup.

Anomalocaris20 Salty AF from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Salty AF
Jul 4th 2013 at 9:28:16 PM

Ah, yes. He wanted to bury what was left of his foes in our soup cans, and wouldn't budge. I mean, uh, all our soup is fresh, not from a can, don't be silly.

Waiter, there's a Marty McFly in my soup!

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 4th 2013 at 9:33:28 PM

Hmm?

...Great Scott!

Waiter! There's a cold compress in my soup!

KylerThatch literary masochist
literary masochist
Jul 4th 2013 at 9:48:02 PM

Didn't want you to burn your tongue like last time, sir.

Waiter! There is soup in my fly!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 4th 2013 at 9:49:37 PM

...what are you calling me for? You fed him.

Waiter! There's LSD in my soup!

ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jul 4th 2013 at 9:57:55 PM

We use acid to provide the sour flavour for the tangy soup. We ran out of the oranges and lemons that we normally use, though.

Waiter, there's a menu in my soup!

edited 4th Jul '13 9:58:34 PM by ironcommando

CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from Seattle
Definitely not a weirdo
Jul 4th 2013 at 10:03:35 PM

I see. What would you like to order Monsieur Soup?

Waiter, there's a mall Santa in my soup.

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia)
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Jul 5th 2013 at 8:29:53 AM

Leftovers. Christmas in July, after all.

Waiter, there is dysentery in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jul 5th 2013 at 10:03:19 AM

You ordered the Oregon Trail special, sir.

Waiter, there's a Honedge in my soup!

edited 5th Jul '13 10:03:25 AM by ironcommando

StephanReiken Plip from Hades Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Plip
Jul 5th 2013 at 10:08:42 AM

You ordered soup on a stick, sir.

Waiter! There is a Gyarados in my soup!

Real Life sucks, would you like to change server?
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jul 5th 2013 at 10:10:27 AM

Darn it! The Magikarp in our Karp Soup wasn't supposed to evolve!

Waiter, there's a Ditto in my soup!

edited 5th Jul '13 10:18:27 AM by ironcommando

philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall
The thing with the red gold crown.
Jul 5th 2013 at 12:33:00 PM

We are having a two for one special on soup tonight.

Waiter! There is a munchkin Red Mage in my soup!

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
KylerThatch literary masochist
literary masochist
Jul 5th 2013 at 3:56:52 PM

It is optimized for maximum taste at minimum cost, sir.

Waiter! There is a Large Hadron Collider in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Bisected8 This is what happens when you're raised by birds from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
This is what happens when you're raised by birds
Jul 5th 2013 at 4:00:50 PM

I'll handle it, I doubt the chef would be interested in such an elementary matter, sir.

Waiter, there's another person's reflection in my soup!

If you ask a baker for proof of bread, she shall rise!
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia)
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Jul 5th 2013 at 4:18:22 PM

Talk about getting the orders mixed up...

Waiter, there's laziness and impatience in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall
The thing with the red gold crown.
Jul 5th 2013 at 4:27:28 PM

This isn't a fast food restaurant.

Waiter. There is news in my soup!

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jul 5th 2013 at 5:02:04 PM

Of course. It's hot news!

Waiter, there's a wifi connection in my soup!

PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia)
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Jul 5th 2013 at 5:06:31 PM

It's Web Soup.

Waiter, there's product placement in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
Jul 5th 2013 at 5:26:53 PM

That's how we keep it affordable, sir.

Waiter! There are straws in my soup!

KylerThatch literary masochist
literary masochist
Jul 5th 2013 at 5:32:06 PM

All the better for drinking it with.

Waiter! There's a [REDACTED] in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia)
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Jul 5th 2013 at 5:34:13 PM

It's the [REDACTED] special, made lovingly with gallons of [REDACTED] and extra [REDACTED].

Waiter, there's Pokémon Y in my soup.

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
MaxwellDaring My battery is low, and it is getting dark. from Mars, Sol 5111 Relationship Status: Desperate
My battery is low, and it is getting dark.
Jul 5th 2013 at 5:44:10 PM

There's a WHAT? Gimme- Ahem. That must have fallen into the soup. It's restaurant property. Now, give it to me and no one has to get hurt.

Waiter, there's a portal to hell in my soup.

porschelemans Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Jul 5th 2013 at 5:59:24 PM

Well then, you better get the rock from the first poster's soup to plug it

Waiter, David Byrne is in my soup

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.

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