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Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
Jun 26th 2013 at 1:02:16 AM

That means it's hot. It won't leave until it's cool.

Waiter! There are various genitals in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
simooo713 You better hope I just kill you. from Earth...... as far as you know
You better hope I just kill you.
Jun 26th 2013 at 1:10:05 AM

An orgy of flavour

Waiter there's a bowl of soup in a bowl of soup in a bowl of soupin my soup

I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
Jun 26th 2013 at 1:22:11 AM

You did order the Insouption Special.

Waiter! There's a lame pun in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
simooo713 You better hope I just kill you. from Earth...... as far as you know
You better hope I just kill you.
Jun 26th 2013 at 1:24:11 AM

Sorry we were trying to be punny

Waiter there's a forumn in my soup

I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jun 26th 2013 at 7:02:04 AM

You said you wanted to have somebody to talk to when waiting for your friend, so here you og.

Waiter, there's a Roll to Dodge in my soup!

KylerThatch literary masochist
literary masochist
Jun 26th 2013 at 8:26:00 AM

[6] "I'm terribly sorry, sir. I'll have it replaced immediately."

Four waiters come back carrying sixteen large bowls of soup. And then there's still the rest of the meal to go...

Waiter! There's a 16 kiloton warhead in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall
The thing with the red gold crown.
Jun 26th 2013 at 2:48:49 PM

You did comment that you wanted an explosion of flavor, sir.

Waiter! There is a troper in my soup!

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Trip my heart goes out to all you sinners from the land of the lost horizon
my heart goes out to all you sinners
Jun 26th 2013 at 2:49:39 PM

Well it looks like his life was ruined.

Waiter! There's a Soul Gem in my soup!

SAVIOR - BLOODSTAIN - HELLFIRE - SHADOW
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
Jun 26th 2013 at 2:55:20 PM

Yes, you ordered the Incubator Special.

Waiter, there's a Dalek in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
MurkyMuse Magical Girl Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Magical Girl
Jun 26th 2013 at 2:56:06 PM

[up][up]Well, you did wish for the best soup in the world. You got your wish.

[up]Of course. You ordered Egg-terminate Soup.

Waiter! There is a forum game in my soup!

edited 26th Jun '13 2:57:12 PM by MurkyMuse

People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.
CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from Seattle
Definitely not a weirdo
Jun 26th 2013 at 11:38:06 PM

Perhaps I set it a bit too close to the fourth wall.

Waiter, there's Kevin Bacon in my soup.

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall
The thing with the red gold crown.
Jun 26th 2013 at 11:47:39 PM

You did ask for potato and Bacon soup.

Waiter. There is a Time Lord stewing in my soup!

edited 26th Jun '13 11:48:08 PM by philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
KylerThatch literary masochist
literary masochist
Jun 27th 2013 at 1:04:35 AM

You did order the extra-extra-large serving, so we had to put it in a bowl that was bigger on the inside.

Waiter, why are you in my soup?

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
StephanReiken Plip from Hades Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Plip
Jun 27th 2013 at 2:47:13 AM

You did say you were a Humanitarian.

Waiter, there's an Eldritch Abomination in my soup!

Real Life sucks, would you like to change server?
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jun 27th 2013 at 12:36:39 PM

Hmm? Let me check it ouUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!

Waiter, there's a physics anomaly in my soup!

edited 27th Jun '13 12:37:39 PM by ironcommando

simooo713 You better hope I just kill you. from Earth...... as far as you know
You better hope I just kill you.
Jun 27th 2013 at 12:41:41 PM

What Do you expect from singularity soup?

Waiter, there's nothing in my soup

I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jun 27th 2013 at 1:35:21 PM

...you haven't ordered yet, sir.

Waiter! There's Narm in my soup!

ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jun 27th 2013 at 1:43:58 PM

I believe you ordered cream of Cheese, sir.

Waiter, there's uranium in my soup!

edited 27th Jun '13 1:44:06 PM by ironcommando

Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
Jun 27th 2013 at 11:45:54 PM

You wanted a soup that would last a while.

Waiter, there's a booty in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from Seattle
Definitely not a weirdo
Jun 27th 2013 at 11:56:19 PM

Damn. Now there's a product I can stand behind.

Waiter, there's an innuendo in my soup.

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
KylerThatch literary masochist
literary masochist
Jun 28th 2013 at 12:06:59 AM

Well, you did say you wanted it "spicy". wink

Waiter! There is a singularity in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall
The thing with the red gold crown.
Jul 1st 2013 at 4:17:06 PM

You did say you wanted a single soup.

Waiter! There is time in my soup!

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
Jul 1st 2013 at 4:39:19 PM

You wanted it wibbly-wobbly.

Waiter! There is a smutty fanfic in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Anomalocaris20 Salty AF from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Salty AF
Jul 1st 2013 at 4:59:22 PM

Indeed. Now you can have shipping shoved down your throat literally, too.

Waiter! There's a spoon in my soup!

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
Jul 1st 2013 at 5:18:25 PM

That's so you can eat it.

Waiter! There is a woman who looks almost exactly like Trisha Elric in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)

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