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Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5651: Sep 6th 2025 at 2:55:08 PM

Because Everythings Better With Dinosaurs allegedly.


Waiter! Why does everyone always talk about the awesomeness and coolness of the Dinosaurs and their Bird descendants, yet no one ever talks about how amazing and awesome Pterosaurs are! Especially when Pterosaurs were the best of both worlds being cool prehistoric reptiles like the Dinosaurs, could fly like the Birds, and had even better adaptions for flight than Birds do!

Edited by Nejiiuyn on Sep 6th 2025 at 7:16:31 AM

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5652: Sep 6th 2025 at 5:02:26 PM

Like you said earlier, Everything's better with dinosaurs.

WAITER! Let us join forces, and fight the dinosaur menace so as to bring about a new era of interest in prehistoric mammals and pterosaurs!

I'm Quite Batty
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#5653: Sep 7th 2025 at 7:31:01 AM

No, we are not doing that!

Waiter, this letter says that you shouldn’t be here! It’s Opposite Day!

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#5654: Sep 7th 2025 at 12:38:29 PM

We don't celebrate Opposite Day here, sir. Saying, "Don't enjoy your meal" to everyone feels wrong.


Waiter, there's an insulin needle in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#5655: Sep 7th 2025 at 2:55:58 PM

The soup needed it or else it'd have an awful reaction to all the sugar in the soup.


Waiter! My soup tastes sour!

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5656: Sep 7th 2025 at 7:04:58 PM

That's because it's lemon soup, sir or madam.

WAITER! Some strange man is dressed as the lorax and singing "Let it Grow!"

I'm Quite Batty
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#5657: Sep 7th 2025 at 7:28:19 PM

I say let him die!


Waiter! There is a Fangirl in my soup!

Currently Reading: N/A
TheShattered0513 RC-1138: Boss from Wherever duty calls. (Greenhorn) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
RC-1138: Boss
#5658: Sep 7th 2025 at 9:30:12 PM

We've had an infestation of them as of late. It seems like they've found a Shrink Ray. We will escort out at once... after we restore her to her original size, of course.


Waiter! There are Originium flakes in my soup!

"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5660: Sep 7th 2025 at 9:44:32 PM

I shall now make the obligatory "canon event" comment.

WAITER! My soup is....just soup. Plain ol' chicken and dumplings. Do you by chance have any green space rocks, ancient yet advanced extraterrestrial technology or extreme science chemicals I can use to...."spice" it up?

I'm Quite Batty
Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5661: Sep 8th 2025 at 1:49:29 AM

No.


Waiter! What did you put in my soup?! A Murder of Crows is gathering outside the restaurant window and staring very intently at it!

Edited by Nejiiuyn on Sep 8th 2025 at 4:49:42 AM

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#5662: Sep 8th 2025 at 2:26:06 AM

huh? huh? huh? Nothing! Totally nothing! The crows probably just starve for soup today, totally!


WAITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! IF YOU DON'T GIMME THE SOUP ON TIME I'M PUTTING YOU ON ICE! IT'S BEEN 30 MINUTES!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#5664: Sep 8th 2025 at 1:51:36 PM

I do not watch Power Rangers, sorry. Now go. Go now.


Waiter! This soup reflects physical attacks!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#5665: Sep 8th 2025 at 3:30:32 PM

Then don't attack it.


Waiter, there's a game of Chutes and Ladders in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#5666: Sep 8th 2025 at 3:55:10 PM

We'll break out the dice and get rid of it, dear patron!


Waiter! There is a Visible Boom Mic in my soup!

Currently Reading: N/A
InjusticeFalls Tech-Hop Virtuoso from Sellin' Ice Cream (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the job
Tech-Hop Virtuoso
#5667: Sep 9th 2025 at 11:38:38 AM

We'll edit it out in post.


Waiter! There's three dollars and fifty cents in my soup!

'Cos ya can't, ya won't and ya don't stop, Ice Cream Man, come and rock the sure shot
Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5668: Sep 9th 2025 at 2:10:57 PM

That’s your change bub.


Waiter! A Pokémon and a Digimon are battling inside my soup! Who do you think will win?

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5669: Sep 9th 2025 at 6:26:34 PM

The Justice Gang

WAITER! Why does my soup have a ponderous and positively PREPOSTEROUS amount of anime and manga in it?

I'm Quite Batty
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#5670: Sep 9th 2025 at 7:21:26 PM

That's weaboo soup! Want another flavor of -boo?

(gets whispered by another waiter)

Wait no that's just the japanese media nerd-flavored soup.


waiter my soup's fuckin injured

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5671: Sep 9th 2025 at 8:21:23 PM

....HOW ON EARTH DID IT MANAGE TO DO THAT?!?!!?!

Anyways, WAITER! This soup looks and tastes like it was made by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu. Which is why I can now taste sound and hear colrororororororoejewijrwihjweifwheoifwehfoiwehfoweiuewiuo(foams rainbows at the mouth...)

I'm Quite Batty
InjusticeFalls Tech-Hop Virtuoso from Sellin' Ice Cream (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: Married to the job
Tech-Hop Virtuoso
#5672: Sep 9th 2025 at 10:23:19 PM

Goddammit, who added Skittles to the soup?!


WAITERRRR! There's a vinyl record in my soup!

'Cos ya can't, ya won't and ya don't stop, Ice Cream Man, come and rock the sure shot
NotPeppermint The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich from Laplace Scientific Computing Center (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: Mmmm...chocolate hearts
The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich
#5673: Sep 10th 2025 at 4:38:31 AM

Let the soup jam out a bit!


WAITER! There is a living mass of ferrofluid in my soup!

"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5674: Sep 10th 2025 at 11:38:23 AM

Hold on, I'll activate our electromagnet.

WAITER! This Lovecraftian Bisque is missing a few things....

I'm Quite Batty
YourEternalTroper The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
The Overlord of the Opera, Rin Penhorse
#5675: Sep 10th 2025 at 11:45:45 AM

What are you talking about? This is the entire thing.


Waiter! There is ryegrass in my soup!

The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!

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