Man up and Face Your Fears son!
Waiter! There's a letter in my soup!
Let's see here.
(Reads Letter aloud)
"Greetings, You are hereby ordered for induction into the Armed Forces..."
Edited by Nejiiuyn on Aug 31st 2025 at 8:31:49 AM
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!give me a few years, i’ll be riiiiiight back
waiter! a man drank 5 gallons of my soup! this is what happened to his brain! hit me up on MSN messenger! ;D
I have seen this shit ONE THOUSAND TIMES i am too tired and apathetic to have my attention fazed by this shit now. Go order a new batch!
Uh.
Waiter?
There's a massive number of human arms coming out of my soup...help?
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryCharges up proton pack "All right everybody! Hands up!"
WAITER! Heave ho for rock and stone!
Edited by DorkySpaz on Sep 1st 2025 at 1:29:55 PM
I'm Quite BattySorry, we only serve soup here. You may leave now.
Waiter! There is an alien egg in my soup! The stage is my opera! The race is my play! This performance is my drama! I am...T.M. Opera O!
Don't worry, we've planned for contingencies such as this....activates flamethrower
WAITER! This soup pulls down my pants and humiliates me.
I'm Quite BattyI think we added a bit too much jerky in your soup. You'll get a refund and a free naked grandma. Have fun with her.
Waiter, why is my soup pie-flavored?
Edited by pyromancingsandwich on Sep 5th 2025 at 6:45:27 PM
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)cue the asdfmovie2 theme
Waiter, are you... tampering with TNP's soup? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I think there is a flaw in your programming.
Waiter! There is a Roblox spawnpoint in my soup! I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Oh ''goody'', now we have to deal with a bunch of meme-addled tweens running around this restaurant.
WAITER! My soup is gazing at me in a creepy, almost...predatory manner.
Edited by DorkySpaz on Sep 5th 2025 at 1:07:59 PM
I'm Quite BattyHere's some pepper spray in case it tries to make unwanted advances.
Waiter, the soup is fine but you look like a wanted criminal... Wait, aren't you Blase Son Of A Gun 1988!?
Oh, sorry, no I'm not, I just came in with my hair greased up for once. Just came from my other job at the car shop.
That's a customer who hasn't been here in some time... wonder how they're doing.
Waiter, there are chunks of grilled cheese sandwich in my soup! Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I think someone wants to play with you....
WAITER! This isn't soup! It's a Class 5 Free Roaming Vapor! A REAL nasty one, too!
I'm Quite BattyWaiter, how crazy do you think this next soup can be? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
That all depends on how wild the imaginations of our chefs are.
Waiter! There are blamite shards in my soup! "An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"
Let me get those out for yo-(blows up).
Waiter! There is a Deleted Scene in my soup! Currently Reading: N/A
Be grateful you got the Hilarious Outtakes instead of… that stuff.
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WAITER! Why is there a parking lot in my soup?!
Trying out Random Avatar Month (Main interest: Objectified)

No. (Evil Laugh)
Waiter I'm scared - my soup is having a crashout what do i do
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category