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Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5501: Jul 4th 2025 at 8:01:50 PM

Of course, there's a mushroom. You ordered mushroom soup.


Waiter, the customers are acting like a bunch of dolts by pointing out the painfully obvious ingredients that they ordered in their soup.

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#5502: Jul 4th 2025 at 8:07:34 PM

Are you serious?! I don't get paid 00,18€ an hour to re-explain to customers what they ordered. What're they gonna say next? "Waiter! This soup is soup!"


Waiter, you might wanna see this. After like 23 years, they made Xiao Xiao 10 and it is taking place in my soup. I ain't complaining, I'm just... whoa.

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5503: Jul 4th 2025 at 10:56:14 PM

Well, at this conjecture twenty-three years is on point for a reboot.

WAITER! There's soup in my soup! But....I don't think it's a normal soup. It seems to be....glowing....

I'm Quite Batty
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#5504: Jul 5th 2025 at 1:56:21 PM

Whoops! I think someone put a little too much power in your soup.


Waiter! There's a ladybug in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#5505: Jul 6th 2025 at 1:01:42 AM

Lucky day! Ladybugs bring good luck, you know.

Waiter! There's a sweaty shirt in my soup!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5506: Jul 6th 2025 at 3:57:59 AM

…And now I lost my appetite, fuck you, customer.


Waiter, there's a blatantly unappetizing prompt in my soup!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#5507: Jul 6th 2025 at 6:27:01 AM

Ah fuck. Shouldn't have gone to those tumblr writing prompt blogs for soup menu options...


Waiter, there's an obnoxious English teacher asking me if I could eat my soup!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#5509: Jul 6th 2025 at 10:13:54 AM

Let me check the list... ...and no, there is not.


Waiter! Who put these ROBLOX games in my soup? Forsaken? Dandy's World? Adopt Me? Pet Simulator? Grow a Garden? And even a potential condo?

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5510: Jul 6th 2025 at 9:04:05 PM

Dear customer, I'm about two seconds away from infecting your roblox worlds with a virus.

WAITER....this soup tastes like...A SHRUBBERY!!!!

I'm Quite Batty
Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5511: Jul 6th 2025 at 9:30:34 PM

Of course, dear customer!

We are the Knights who say Nii!

And we demand that all the soup is this restaurant taste like Shrubbery!


Waiter! In order to deliver this soup to your customers, you must first cross the Bridge of Death by answering three questions:

What, is your name?

What, is your quest?

What, is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Edited by Nejiiuyn on Jul 6th 2025 at 1:04:05 PM

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#5512: Jul 9th 2025 at 6:26:03 AM

Ask me the questions I'm not afraid!

It is Cassie!

To ask the next waiter about my soup!

What do you mean, an African or a European Swallow?

💥💥💥


Waiter...why is there a live grenade in my soup?

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Timthebearfan4500 Since: Oct, 2020
#5513: Jul 9th 2025 at 7:53:30 AM

Beavis and Butt-Head put it in. Boy, are they gonna get it when I catch them...


Waiter! Why my soup wants that I go to Get Help With English thread? I doesn't need no help with my English, I speaks it just fine!

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5514: Jul 9th 2025 at 8:27:37 AM

I dunno man... I smell at least 2 grammatical errors in here!


Waiter! The entire country of Indonesia is in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5515: Jul 9th 2025 at 5:49:40 PM

It's a trip complete with a meal!

WAITER! The Mayan pantheon has returned to earth through my soup! And Camazotz is with them! YO, CAMAZOTZ!!!

Edited by DorkySpaz on Jul 9th 2025 at 9:11:40 AM

I'm Quite Batty
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#5516: Jul 11th 2025 at 7:10:36 PM

We need to appease them somehow! Any willing volunteers?


Waiter! There is a French Accordion in my soup!

Currently Reading: N/A
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5518: Jul 11th 2025 at 10:50:21 PM

Bloody pirates....

WAITER! My soup and I are arguing over the pros and cons of solarpunk, and we'd like you to chime in on this matter!

I'm Quite Batty
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5519: Jul 12th 2025 at 11:46:02 PM

No thank you. I'm not much of a fan of solar punk.


Waiter! Some massive tracks of land fell into my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#5520: Jul 13th 2025 at 6:08:32 AM

Yes, pretty rich, now eat up your milk soup! (MILK soup?!!)


Waiter! There's a Guitar Hero chart in my soup!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5521: Jul 13th 2025 at 9:21:14 AM

People STILL play that thing?

WAITER! This soup tastes like Alan Moore wrote it....

I'm Quite Batty
Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5522: Jul 14th 2025 at 10:11:47 PM

Indeed sir. That soup contains Alan Moore's famous DC story, For the Man Who Has Everything, for your reading pleasure.

It also contains as a side dish the animated adaption of the story from Justice League Unlimited, which is not only equally as good as the original, but is also one of the only adaptions of his work that Moore voiced his approval.


Waiter, I'd like to order a Heartless soup special with a side dish of Nobody flavored bread.

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5523: Jul 14th 2025 at 11:20:44 PM

Ordered! Tastes like nothing but sadness and soullessness!


WAITER! Why was there milk in my previous soup?

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5524: Jul 14th 2025 at 11:30:16 PM

Because the "huge...tracks of land" in your previous soup were actually abnormally large mammary glands and NOT gigantic geological acreage.

WAITER! My soup is telling me to make a woke, live-action version of "Kpop Demon Hunters"!

I'm Quite Batty
Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5525: Jul 19th 2025 at 7:40:43 PM

Sorry sir, I'm not familiar with any kind of K-pop music.


Watier! The forum thread inside my soup talking about objects inside of people's soup went dead for the last several days!

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!

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