Are you serious?! I don't get paid 00,18€ an hour to re-explain to customers what they ordered. What're they gonna say next? "Waiter! This soup is soup!"
Waiter, you might wanna see this. After like 23 years, they made Xiao Xiao 10 and it is taking place in my soup. I ain't complaining, I'm just... whoa.
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.Whoops! I think someone put a little too much power in your soup.
Waiter! There's a ladybug in my soup! For every low there is a high.
…And now I lost my appetite, fuck you, customer.
Waiter, there's a blatantly unappetizing prompt in my soup! Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Ah fuck. Shouldn't have gone to those tumblr writing prompt blogs for soup menu options...
Waiter, there's an obnoxious English teacher asking me if I could eat my soup!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryLet me check the list... ...and no, there is not.
Waiter! Who put these ROBLOX games in my soup? Forsaken? Dandy's World? Adopt Me? Pet Simulator? Grow a Garden? And even a potential condo? Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Of course, dear customer!
We are the Knights who say Nii!
And we demand that all the soup is this restaurant taste like Shrubbery!
Waiter! In order to deliver this soup to your customers, you must first cross the Bridge of Death by answering three questions:
What, is your name?
What, is your quest?
What, is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!Ask me the questions I'm not afraid!
It is Cassie!
To ask the next waiter about my soup!
What do you mean, an African or a European Swallow?
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Waiter...why is there a live grenade in my soup?
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryBeavis and Butt-Head put it in. Boy, are they gonna get it when I catch them...
Waiter! Why my soup wants that I go to Get Help With English thread? I doesn't need no help with my English, I speaks it just fine!
I dunno man... I smell at least 2 grammatical errors in here!
Waiter! The entire country of Indonesia is in my soup! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
We need to appease them somehow! Any willing volunteers?
Waiter! There is a French Accordion in my soup! Currently Reading: N/A
WAITER! My soup and I are arguing over the pros and cons of solarpunk, and we'd like you to chime in on this matter!
I'm Quite BattyNo thank you. I'm not much of a fan of solar punk.
Waiter! Some massive tracks of land fell into my soup! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Yes, pretty rich, now eat up your milk soup! (MILK soup?!!)
Waiter! There's a Guitar Hero chart in my soup!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryIndeed sir. That soup contains Alan Moore's famous DC story, For the Man Who Has Everything, for your reading pleasure.
It also contains as a side dish the animated adaption of the story from Justice League Unlimited, which is not only equally as good as the original, but is also one of the only adaptions of his work that Moore voiced his approval.
Waiter, I'd like to order a Heartless soup special with a side dish of Nobody flavored bread.
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!Ordered! Tastes like nothing but sadness and soullessness!
WAITER! Why was there milk in my previous soup? I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Sorry sir, I'm not familiar with any kind of K-pop music.
Watier! The forum thread inside my soup talking about objects inside of people's soup went dead for the last several days!
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!

Of course, there's a mushroom. You ordered mushroom soup.
Waiter, the customers are acting like a bunch of dolts by pointing out the painfully obvious ingredients that they ordered in their soup.
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!