Fantastic. Precisely what we needed. More weirdness. With all my luck someone's gonna say their soup is a gateway to an alternate dimension, summons octopus creatures that shoot gamma rays that nearly killed them, and was just too cold to be enjoyable.
Waiter! My soup is just a bit too cold for my liking. Also something happened with it. I think it's a gateway to another dimension? This weird pseudo-octopus came out and nearly killed me with what I think was gamma radiation, which isn't exactly something octopi do. What gives?!
Edited by HunterGr33n on Jul 1st 2025 at 12:43:39 PM
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.Actually, Sir, it's better for you not knowing how this managed to happens.
Waiter! There's a talkative silly red guy with katanas and guns in my soup. And he's gonna shoot me down! Give me books! Give me ALL YOUR BOOKS!!!!!
Ahhh, I see you've ordered our "Saskatchewan Surprise"!
WAITER! Soup marches through my veins like GIANT, RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!
I'm Quite Batty...as a show of gratitude for your exceptional love of our soup, here's a sandwich.
Waiter!... I don't even what to write about your soup this time. Do you have any ideas?
Edited by Timthebearfan4500 on Jul 1st 2025 at 1:12:07 PM
Then you better start drinking that Wilkins coffee before he guts you.
Waiter, a psychotic puppet made by the creator of the Muppets and Sesame Street is threatening to kill the restaurant patrons if they don't drink Wilkins brand coffee even though that brand is no longer made!
Edited by Nejiiuyn on Jul 1st 2025 at 10:34:07 AM
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!…You've just given me an idea, dear customer.
Waiter, the tentacled eldritch horror that spawned from my soup is pinned to the wall with my own knife. The crisis is averted before it ever became a thing. There is no crisis in the soup restaurant, there is only soup… and speaking of soup…. can you please just bring me the damn New England Clam Chowder I ordered already? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Because it's a popular Nickelodeon show.
Waiter, this soup is delicious. In fact, it's so delicious it's given me an idea for a new item you can add to your menu!
Now all we need is a catchy slogan to go with this new quenchy beverage. Any ideas?
Edited by Nejiiuyn on Jul 3rd 2025 at 9:38:04 AM
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!...whoa, hold it there, last I heard, cactus juice is a good laxative. We...do not wanna brick the bathrooms, okay?
WAITER! THERE'S CACTUS THORNS IN MY SOUP! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryWhat are you talking about?! There's no such thing as a mancinel tree or whatever the hell you called it...
Why are you staring at me like that?
Waiter, I actually enjoyed the soup, but... OHHHHH THE MIXING, I JUST CAN'T STAND THE MIXING AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH-
You're probably wondering why I'm still here.Alright, into the stand mixer with you. Mr. Mix has had enough, I heard.
- You yell to the waiter that there's a bunch of malformed copies of you in your soup. They're all screaming "TAKE ME WITH YOU
" and it unnerves you to no end.
Pizza Pants (Dressed As Waiter): "W-WELL WADDAYA WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT, I JUST GOT HERE!!!"
Waiter, Deltarune memes slipped into my soup again! Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Sure, but the owner is really stingy when it comes to the names she gives to her soups so you'll probably have to pay her five grand for an official name change.
Waiter, the mysterious lady who owns this bizarre soup restaurant has finally appeared in person! But the question is who is she?!
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!Waiter, this soup's got the weird mushrooms in it… feelin' kinda funky. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I- I can't help you with that. I don't even know which mushrooms are lethal or not!
Waiter, what did y'all in the back put in this soup? Tastes like squid on a stick!
I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.Sorry, I don't speak Crispy. Or Blot.
Waiter! There is a mushroom in my soup! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...

Nah, Salmon Arm, actually.
Waiter, my soup's giving me the vibes that the next poster's gonna make their soup outlandish. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.