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Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5476: Jun 30th 2025 at 8:48:29 PM

Nah, Salmon Arm, actually.


Waiter, my soup's giving me the vibes that the next poster's gonna make their soup outlandish.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#5477: Jul 1st 2025 at 12:43:03 AM

Fantastic. Precisely what we needed. More weirdness. With all my luck someone's gonna say their soup is a gateway to an alternate dimension, summons octopus creatures that shoot gamma rays that nearly killed them, and was just too cold to be enjoyable.


Waiter! My soup is just a bit too cold for my liking. Also something happened with it. I think it's a gateway to another dimension? This weird pseudo-octopus came out and nearly killed me with what I think was gamma radiation, which isn't exactly something octopi do. What gives?!

Edited by HunterGr33n on Jul 1st 2025 at 12:43:39 PM

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
azerty04 Walking and talking library from a wide bookshelf, France. (Troper in training) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Walking and talking library
#5478: Jul 1st 2025 at 12:51:53 AM

Actually, Sir, it's better for you not knowing how this managed to happens.


Waiter! There's a talkative silly red guy with katanas and guns in my soup. And he's gonna shoot me down!

Give me books! Give me ALL YOUR BOOKS!!!!!
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5479: Jul 1st 2025 at 10:13:52 AM

Ahhh, I see you've ordered our "Saskatchewan Surprise"!

WAITER! Soup marches through my veins like GIANT, RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!

I'm Quite Batty
Timthebearfan4500 Since: Oct, 2020
#5480: Jul 1st 2025 at 3:52:01 PM

...as a show of gratitude for your exceptional love of our soup, here's a sandwich.


Waiter!... I don't even what to write about your soup this time. Do you have any ideas?

Edited by Timthebearfan4500 on Jul 1st 2025 at 1:12:07 PM

Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#5481: Jul 1st 2025 at 6:12:00 PM

No, but you can try writing us a tip instead!


Waiter! Wilkins is in my soup!

Currently Reading: N/A
Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5482: Jul 1st 2025 at 7:33:50 PM

Then you better start drinking that Wilkins coffee before he guts you.


Waiter, a psychotic puppet made by the creator of the Muppets and Sesame Street is threatening to kill the restaurant patrons if they don't drink Wilkins brand coffee even though that brand is no longer made!

Edited by Nejiiuyn on Jul 1st 2025 at 10:34:07 AM

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5483: Jul 1st 2025 at 8:09:09 PM

Shoots the "Muppet" with a sawed-off shotgun...Problem solved.

WAITER! Why can't these damn patrons just take matters into their own hands?!?!

I'm Quite Batty
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5484: Jul 2nd 2025 at 2:41:20 AM

…You've just given me an idea, dear customer.


Waiter, the tentacled eldritch horror that spawned from my soup is pinned to the wall with my own knife. The crisis is averted before it ever became a thing. There is no crisis in the soup restaurant, there is only soup… and speaking of soup…. can you please just bring me the damn New England Clam Chowder I ordered already?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#5485: Jul 2nd 2025 at 3:21:47 PM

Here is your chowder, sir.


Waiter, Claude the Cat is in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#5486: Jul 2nd 2025 at 6:04:52 PM

Sorry. Some of the chefs got pissed at all the electrical safety violations that... definitely *aren't* happening in the kitchen.


Soup! There's a waiter in my fly!

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5487: Jul 2nd 2025 at 9:11:04 PM

Yeah, those teleporter accidents are hell.

WAITER! Why is my soup blaring episodes of The Loud House?

I'm Quite Batty
Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5488: Jul 3rd 2025 at 6:36:18 PM

Because it's a popular Nickelodeon show.


Waiter, this soup is delicious. In fact, it's so delicious it's given me an idea for a new item you can add to your menu!

Cactus Juice!

Now all we need is a catchy slogan to go with this new quenchy beverage. Any ideas?

Edited by Nejiiuyn on Jul 3rd 2025 at 9:38:04 AM

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#5489: Jul 3rd 2025 at 7:31:32 PM

...whoa, hold it there, last I heard, cactus juice is a good laxative. We...do not wanna brick the bathrooms, okay?


WAITER! THERE'S CACTUS THORNS IN MY SOUP! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5490: Jul 3rd 2025 at 8:30:35 PM

Did you know cactus thorns are actually modified leaves? Now you do!

WAITER! This soup...it isn't made from the dreaded manchineel tree, is it?

Edited by DorkySpaz on Jul 3rd 2025 at 11:10:31 AM

I'm Quite Batty
Seaners Just some guy from Manila Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Just some guy
#5491: Jul 4th 2025 at 4:13:30 AM

What are you talking about?! There's no such thing as a mancinel tree or whatever the hell you called it...

Why are you staring at me like that?


Waiter, I actually enjoyed the soup, but... OHHHHH THE MIXING, I JUST CAN'T STAND THE MIXING AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH-

You're probably wondering why I'm still here.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#5492: Jul 4th 2025 at 6:38:29 AM

Alright, into the stand mixer with you. Mr. Mix has had enough, I heard.


  • You yell to the waiter that there's a bunch of malformed copies of you in your soup. They're all screaming "TAKE ME WITH YOU" and it unnerves you to no end.

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5493: Jul 4th 2025 at 7:17:05 AM

Pizza Pants (Dressed As Waiter): "W-WELL WADDAYA WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT, I JUST GOT HERE!!!"


Waiter, Deltarune memes slipped into my soup again!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
SoaringEagle A figment of your imagination from A dream you had (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
A figment of your imagination
#5494: Jul 4th 2025 at 7:28:21 AM

Get The Banana


waiter! i don’t like this soup’s name “trope launch pad soup” because it’s non-indicative. can we change it to “absurdly delicious trope launch pad soup”?

hit me up on MSN messenger! ;D
Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#5495: Jul 4th 2025 at 7:49:36 AM

Sure, but the owner is really stingy when it comes to the names she gives to her soups so you'll probably have to pay her five grand for an official name change.


Waiter, the mysterious lady who owns this bizarre soup restaurant has finally appeared in person! But the question is who is she?!

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#5496: Jul 4th 2025 at 8:14:10 AM

Your mom.

WAITER! Where is my soup of eefnofenoenoewineoi, from the planet ewjdipoejdiewj?

I'm Quite Batty
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#5497: Jul 4th 2025 at 8:41:02 AM

At Ceti Omicron III.


Waiter, this soup's got the weird mushrooms in it… feelin' kinda funky.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
HunterGr33n Let's rock! from Hudson Valley (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: P.S. I love you
Let's rock!
#5498: Jul 4th 2025 at 10:12:54 AM

I- I can't help you with that. I don't even know which mushrooms are lethal or not!


Waiter, what did y'all in the back put in this soup? Tastes like squid on a stick!

I think Zetabrand is a pretty cool guy. Eh has a license to combo and doesn't afraid of anything.
OopityDoop Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol from your imagination (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
#5499: Jul 4th 2025 at 3:41:55 PM

It's squid soup.


!puos ym ni tcafitra lasrever emit a s'erehT !retiaW

Edited by OopityDoop on Jul 4th 2025 at 6:43:48 AM

"Do you want to be the guy who pokes landmines for a living?" ~some guy in my dreams
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#5500: Jul 4th 2025 at 5:01:28 PM

Sorry, I don't speak Crispy. Or Blot.


Waiter! There is a mushroom in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...

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