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RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#501: Feb 8th 2014 at 2:00:44 PM

The chef seems to have forgotten to cook your spy dumplings properly!

Waiter! There's a Troper in my soup!

"Did you expect somebody else?"
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#502: Feb 8th 2014 at 2:04:09 PM

I was having fun in that soup... I'll get out...

Waiter, there's Scout's mom in my soup!

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Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#503: Feb 8th 2014 at 9:06:24 PM

She was looking for the spy. I am terribly sorry.

Waiter! There is Leon Kuwata in my soup!

edited 8th Feb '14 9:06:34 PM by Landorkus

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
WolfMan16 Since: Sep, 2010
#504: Feb 9th 2014 at 4:12:51 AM

Yeah, I'll just toss that one in the garbage disposal, ma'am.

Waiter! My soup is served in a toilet bowl for some reason!

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#505: Feb 9th 2014 at 10:35:27 AM

Well, you ordered the Merde de Maïs soup after all...

Waiter! There's animal crackers in my soup!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#506: Feb 9th 2014 at 5:00:16 PM

I'll give you some Shirley Temple to go along with it(as in the drink)!

Waiter! There's a chicken smoothie in my soup!

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Zerofear0 from Tacoma, WA Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
#507: Feb 9th 2014 at 6:27:50 PM

Terribly sorry, our chef just came back from the meat smoothie shack next door.

Waiter! There's a spoon in my soup!

edited 9th Feb '14 6:28:14 PM by Zerofear0

PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#508: Feb 9th 2014 at 6:44:09 PM

...you're not very smart, are you, sir?

Waiter, there's a DJ in my soup!

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
KingNick1995 from Somewhere over the waynebow Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#509: Feb 9th 2014 at 6:47:19 PM

He's remixing it for you!

Waiter there is a small neutron star in my soup!

Presenting!
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#510: Feb 9th 2014 at 7:06:31 PM

I'll see what's going on h-GYAAAAAAGH! YOU'RE NOT KIDDING! IT'S BLINDING US ALL!

Waiter! There's a Gaben in my soup!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Zerofear0 from Tacoma, WA Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
#511: Feb 9th 2014 at 7:08:12 PM

Of course there is, we couldn't find out how to put 3 in there.

Waiter! Get out of my soup!

PhysicalStamina ain't nothin' but a party y'all (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
ain't nothin' but a party y'all
#512: Feb 9th 2014 at 7:41:17 PM

Pardon? You did order the Waiter Soup, did you not?

Waiter! There's a Wonderful One in my soup!

Do not spare the feelings of those who would not spare yours.
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#513: Feb 9th 2014 at 8:22:00 PM

Terribly sorry, sir, would you like the Wonderful Two?

Waiter, there is broth in my soup!

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#514: Feb 9th 2014 at 8:23:56 PM

I'm sorry, I'll replace it with some other liquid substance, but be warned. Broth tastes best with soup.

Waiter, there's a Kaiju in my soup!

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KingNick1995 from Somewhere over the waynebow Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#515: Feb 9th 2014 at 9:03:05 PM

You did order a Jaeger bomb to go with it right?

Waiter there is a lack of soup in my soup!

edited 9th Feb '14 9:07:29 PM by KingNick1995

Presenting!
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#516: Feb 9th 2014 at 9:11:06 PM

Yes, that's chowder. Yes, there's a difference.

Waiter, there is soup in my soup!

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Zerofear0 from Tacoma, WA Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
#517: Feb 9th 2014 at 9:14:20 PM

Glad you have eyes.

Waiter! Hi.

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#518: Feb 9th 2014 at 9:42:58 PM

Hello, patron! Is the food to your standards?

Waiter! There's a noneuclidean geometric shape in my soup!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#519: Feb 9th 2014 at 10:23:11 PM

Now, now, no need to be hyperbolic about this...

Waiter! There's a Deathclaw in my soup!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Zerofear0 from Tacoma, WA Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
#520: Feb 9th 2014 at 10:48:59 PM

Sorry sir, please, take the Dogmeat soup instead.

Waiter! There's a shipping and dating service in my soup!

edited 9th Feb '14 10:49:28 PM by Zerofear0

Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars Since: May, 2013
#521: Feb 10th 2014 at 10:21:48 AM

Terribly sorry, here, accept this coupon. -free Brain Bleach-

Waiter, there is a dead body in my soup!

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#522: Feb 10th 2014 at 11:45:04 AM

Of corpse there is sir. You ordered the Soylent Special.

Waiter! There's... something in my soup. I don't know what the hell that is, but it's weird, and it's pissed off.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#523: Feb 10th 2014 at 1:20:07 PM

That would be the mother bird. You DID order the bird's nest soup, after all.

Waiter! You're in my soup!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
KingNick1995 from Somewhere over the waynebow Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Browsing the selection
#524: Feb 10th 2014 at 7:46:09 PM

Why yes I am!

Waiter the 4th doctor is in my soup!

Presenting!
EndlessSea LEGENDARY GALE from oh no you don't Since: Jul, 2012 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
LEGENDARY GALE
#525: Feb 10th 2014 at 8:22:04 PM

You lucky bastard.

Waiter, there's a grenade in my soup!

but HOW?

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