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LaughterMostInsane Wicked Flight from Everything Trying to Kill You Land Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Wicked Flight
#476: Sep 7th 2013 at 2:16:25 AM

Sorry sir, our fourth wall was broken just yesterday.

Waiter! There's evidence in my soup!

Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
OH YES!!
#477: Sep 7th 2013 at 2:31:51 AM

Evidence that you did indeed commit murder. The execution should begin shortly.

Waiter! Monobear is in my soup!

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#478: Sep 7th 2013 at 6:35:33 AM

That's your reflection, "sir".

Waiter, there's a time bomb in my soup!!!

Wolfman16 Since: Sep, 2010
#479: Sep 8th 2013 at 3:24:28 PM

My mistake sir, I forgot to give you your bomb disposal case that comes with the soup. Here you go.

-Drops case and makes a run for the door, screaming all the way-

Waiter, there is a slip that says "[insert here]" in my soup!

edited 8th Sep '13 3:25:56 PM by Wolfman16

Gearleader from Dota Hell Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Married to the job
#480: Sep 8th 2013 at 6:13:43 PM

Oh that, the chef is being an ass tonight it seems.

Waiter, their is an Eldritch Abomination in my soup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#481: Sep 8th 2013 at 6:59:41 PM

-incoherent gibberish-

Waiter, there's a picture of a naked old lady in my soup!

edited 8th Sep '13 6:59:52 PM by Grounder

LaughterMostInsane Wicked Flight from Everything Trying to Kill You Land Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Wicked Flight
#482: Sep 8th 2013 at 7:14:20 PM

...So that's where that banned image of Oldbag went. So sorry for that, I'll have it removed immediately.

Waiter! There's a planeswalker in my soup!

Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#483: Sep 12th 2013 at 12:24:40 AM

I apologise, we had hoped the Planes would be less chaotic today.

Waiter! There's a motherboard in my soup!

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#484: Sep 12th 2013 at 6:58:26 AM

My apologies ma'am, we will remake it with a mother brain shortly.

Waiter, there's a Met in my soup!

edited 12th Sep '13 6:58:39 AM by Grounder

Hitman THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM from CHAMBER OF SECRETS Since: Jun, 2013
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
#485: Sep 12th 2013 at 4:26:50 PM

Whoops, we screwed it up, did we?

Waiter! There's Rule 34 flies in my soup!

MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
Grounder Main Character Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: All is for my lord
Main Character
#486: Sep 12th 2013 at 4:50:04 PM

I'll remove the flies sir, but do you think flies go around in tuxedos, or something?

Waiter, there's a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater in my soup!

LaughterMostInsane Wicked Flight from Everything Trying to Kill You Land Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Wicked Flight
#487: Sep 12th 2013 at 5:24:12 PM

Sure looks strange to me. I'll have it removed immediately.

Waiter! There's a huge egg in my soup!

Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
WolfMan16 Since: Sep, 2010
#488: Sep 14th 2013 at 12:11:08 AM

We will remove that and replace it with a much smaller egg.

Waiter, there is a whole onion in my tomato soup!

Hitman THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM from CHAMBER OF SECRETS Since: Jun, 2013
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
#489: Sep 14th 2013 at 12:12:59 AM

Don't cry it out. The chef might put a sock in it. LITERALY.

Waiter! There's Cadbury Crispellos in my soup! (don't let the MC Hammer cosplaying dog notice!)

MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
Explosivo25 How fleeting... from Beach City Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
How fleeting...
#490: Feb 8th 2014 at 3:25:31 AM

Oh no, you're not a woman? My bad.

Waiter, the Sochi Olympics are in my soup!

I don’t even know anymore.
KatanaCat Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts! from Place (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
#491: Feb 8th 2014 at 6:21:28 AM

[up] By the way, I'm female and have a large number of boxes of candy with me right now. Still wouldn't want chocolate in my soup. Bleh.

Hm. Not sure how that's even possible, so I'll have to contact the chef for details. ...And to get the Olympics out of your soup, of course.

Waiter! There are some very skewed priorities in my soup!

Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#492: Feb 8th 2014 at 11:14:57 AM

Wha- oh, I see. The chef must have forgotten the "R". I'll be right back, madam.

Waiter! There is Metal Gear Rising in my soup!

edited 8th Feb '14 11:16:52 AM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#493: Feb 8th 2014 at 1:09:53 PM

I see, I'll switch it out with Pacific Rim instead.

Waiter, there's science homework in my soup!

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#494: Feb 8th 2014 at 1:12:10 PM

You should get to work, madame.

Waiter! Teddie is in my soup!

edited 8th Feb '14 1:12:15 PM by ramuf

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#495: Feb 8th 2014 at 1:27:51 PM

My apologies, I shall see to it he is destroyed.

Waiter! There's a copy of all of Satre's works in my soup!

"Did you expect somebody else?"
DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#496: Feb 8th 2014 at 1:44:01 PM

Ah! So sorry, I must call the manager and tell him not to put his stuff in your soup again!

Waiter, there's a Necromorph in my soup!

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#497: Feb 8th 2014 at 1:45:59 PM

Oh god you're rig-

Waiter! There's a cruise missile in my soup!

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#498: Feb 8th 2014 at 1:47:47 PM

We're sending a demo team right away.

Waiter! There's a Core in my soup!

edited 8th Feb '14 1:48:12 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#499: Feb 8th 2014 at 1:48:25 PM

[up][up]Oh God dangit, Chefman! He ordered the cruise ship, not the missile!

[up] That would be the Valve soup — looks like you've won yourself a Fact core.

Waiter, it would seem that Cryoshell has somehow shown up in the soup.

edited 8th Feb '14 1:49:32 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#500: Feb 8th 2014 at 1:56:29 PM

So they weren't "Creeping in Your Soup"? Eh, joke aside we'll take care of that.

Waiter! Dumpling in soup is SPY!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

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