I shouldn’t be surprised because she’s the only one around here who makes any soup.
Waiter, there’s a Dell CPU in my soup!
Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deWhat, do you want me to give you a Poke Ball? You should've brought your own!
Waiter! Who put the Mona Lisa in my soup? Also, is it legally mine now? Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Didn't you read the sign? "No shoes, have bats, no service."
Waiter! Why in the world is Ego-Man25 in my soup? Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
I feel we're approaching "Running Gag overstaying its welcome" territory.
Waiter, the soup has dried habanero peppers in it! Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
That sounds like a "you" problem.
Waiter! A new Caddicarus video just released, and my soup is watching it! Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
No spoilers, just watch the vid.
Waiter, the Clam Chowder… it's okay, but like it isn't quite New England Clam Chowder. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Ah fuck, that's a lost cause. Run. You're gonna get dragged in it otherwise.
WAITER! WHERE IS MY SUPER SOUP!?
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryIs that a Yoshimaniac reference???
Waiter! The Incredibles have invaded our restaurant! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Madame, The Incredibles don't "invade", they ARRIVE!
WAITER! Sweet Dreams are made of soup...
Edited by DorkySpaz on May 4th 2025 at 2:05:33 PM
I'm Quite BattyIndeed, dear customer, you ordered a replay of the awsome Quicksilver scene form X-Men: Apocalypse as entertainment to go along with your turkey soup special.
Waiter, Superman and The Flash just ran past me for their annual Fastest Man Alive race and stole my soup! I want a refund!!
My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!Don't you see the "No Refunds" sign?
Waiter! Segata Sanshiro is in my soup and he's threatening to kill me if I don't buy a Sega Saturn! Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
…Whelp, it's been an honor. Nice knowin' ya.
Waiter, the soup's got too little paprika in it. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
...should've fired the Indonesians from the get go.note
Waiter, help...Godzilla has emerged from my soup and is charging his Atomic Breath...
Edited by SomeLibre on May 4th 2025 at 10:11:55 PM
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

Well what else are you going to use to buy LAMP OIL, ROPE, BOMBS?
Waiter, the soup's reeking memes. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.