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Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4876: May 3rd 2025 at 3:41:21 AM

Well what else are you going to use to buy LAMP OIL, ROPE, BOMBS?


Waiter, the soup's reeking memes.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#4877: May 3rd 2025 at 4:55:10 AM

I shouldn’t be surprised because she’s the only one around here who makes any soup.

Waiter, there’s a Dell CPU in my soup!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Solaris2022 Guy Incognito Since: Nov, 2022
Guy Incognito
#4878: May 3rd 2025 at 10:58:40 AM

Oh, thanks! I need that formy new pc.


Waiter, there is a Zorua in my soup.

BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4879: May 3rd 2025 at 11:31:00 AM

What, do you want me to give you a Poke Ball? You should've brought your own!


Waiter! Who put the Mona Lisa in my soup? Also, is it legally mine now?

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
LilyTheLitten Inspector Irratino my beloved ❤️ from The Investigation Institute Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Inspector Irratino my beloved ❤️
#4880: May 3rd 2025 at 11:36:10 AM

No. Now give it back.


Waiter! There's a zombie apocalypse in my soup!

"Look inside yourself and to the stars; there, you will find your answers."
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4881: May 3rd 2025 at 11:52:49 AM

That's the fifth time today that's happened! Can't the chef be more original in their apocalypses?

WAITER! Me and my colony of bats would like to order a variety of soups, mostly insect based!

Edited by DorkySpaz on May 3rd 2025 at 1:53:04 PM

I'm Quite Batty
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4882: May 3rd 2025 at 11:54:12 AM

Didn't you read the sign? "No shoes, have bats, no service."


Waiter! Why in the world is Ego-Man25 in my soup?

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4883: May 3rd 2025 at 11:55:56 AM

I feel we're approaching "Running Gag overstaying its welcome" territory.


Waiter, the soup has dried habanero peppers in it!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4884: May 3rd 2025 at 11:58:31 AM

DRIED habaneros?!?! What kind of joker uses DRIED HABENEROS?!??!? THIS ANGERS MY SOUTHWESTERN NATURE!!!!!!

WAITER! Since you won't let me and my colony of bats enjoy our insect medly soups, we're taking our business over to that bat-friendly restaurant across the street!

I'm Quite Batty
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#4885: May 3rd 2025 at 12:48:25 PM

The health inspector was going to shut us down if we served that.

Waiter, there’s a thorn bush in my soup!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4886: May 3rd 2025 at 1:15:20 PM

Who knows, we might get a thornberries instead.


Waiter, there's a "Waiter, Ego-Man25 is in my soup" joke in my soup!

Edited by Ego-Man25 on May 3rd 2025 at 1:15:31 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4887: May 3rd 2025 at 1:19:19 PM

I guess that means you've always been a joke?

WAITER! My soup is playing epic trailer music!

I'm Quite Batty
Veemo888 RAM Day 8: Cat Ranma from Nerima, Tokyo (Troper Youngling)
RAM Day 8: Cat Ranma
#4888: May 3rd 2025 at 1:26:43 PM

Oh, that would be a promotion for The Soup Movie.

Waiter! My soup just won't cool down! It's been a day, and it's still hot!

(Ironically he's scared of cats.)
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4889: May 3rd 2025 at 1:37:04 PM

That sounds like a "you" problem.


Waiter! A new Caddicarus video just released, and my soup is watching it!

No, seriously.

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4890: May 3rd 2025 at 1:39:16 PM

No spoilers, just watch the vid.


Waiter, the Clam Chowder… it's okay, but like it isn't quite New England Clam Chowder.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#4891: May 3rd 2025 at 2:53:16 PM

Well, we're not in New England. Don't be picky.


Waiter, there's a horse in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4892: May 3rd 2025 at 3:03:09 PM

Oh, you ordered the "Kentucky Derby Delight"!

WAITER! This restaurant is beginning to look like a furry convention....and is that Pepper Coyote playing on your speakers?

Edited by DorkySpaz on May 3rd 2025 at 5:05:36 AM

I'm Quite Batty
Solaris2022 Guy Incognito Since: Nov, 2022
Guy Incognito
#4893: May 3rd 2025 at 11:22:48 PM

Uh, meow?


Waiter, there is a flame war in my soup.

SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#4894: May 3rd 2025 at 11:36:59 PM

Ah fuck, that's a lost cause. Run. You're gonna get dragged in it otherwise.


WAITER! WHERE IS MY SUPER SOUP!?

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4895: May 4th 2025 at 12:00:40 AM

Is that a Yoshimaniac reference???


Waiter! The Incredibles have invaded our restaurant!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4896: May 4th 2025 at 12:04:59 AM

Madame, The Incredibles don't "invade", they ARRIVE!

WAITER! Sweet Dreams are made of soup...

Edited by DorkySpaz on May 4th 2025 at 2:05:33 PM

I'm Quite Batty
Nejiiuyn Kaiser der Anonymität from The Mysterious Beyond Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Kaiser der Anonymität
#4897: May 4th 2025 at 7:24:32 AM

Indeed, dear customer, you ordered a replay of the awsome Quicksilver scene form X-Men: Apocalypse as entertainment to go along with your turkey soup special.


Waiter, Superman and The Flash just ran past me for their annual Fastest Man Alive race and stole my soup! I want a refund!!

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it! Search for it! I left in that place!
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4898: May 4th 2025 at 7:26:37 AM

Don't you see the "No Refunds" sign?


Waiter! Segata Sanshiro is in my soup and he's threatening to kill me if I don't buy a Sega Saturn!

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4899: May 4th 2025 at 7:44:11 AM

…Whelp, it's been an honor. Nice knowin' ya.


Waiter, the soup's got too little paprika in it.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#4900: May 4th 2025 at 8:11:36 AM

...should've fired the Indonesians from the get go.note 


Waiter, help...Godzilla has emerged from my soup and is charging his Atomic Breath...

Edited by SomeLibre on May 4th 2025 at 10:11:55 PM

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category

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