Well, what's the hold up! Take it all before everyone else finds out!
Waiter, where the FUCK are we!? Inside the soup?!!
Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP categoryYup. Welcome to Soup Land.
Waiter! There's a theme park inside my soup! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
This soup is now a subsidiary of the Walt Disney Corporation.....
WAITER! What's this all about?
Edited by DorkySpaz on May 1st 2025 at 12:13:28 PM
I'm Quite BattyWatch Michael Kovach voice something in it.
Waiter, there isn't enough pepper in the soup, do you mind handing me a pepper grinder, please? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
What kind of pepper are we talking? Because I found this pepper man and he's being really uncooperative right now!
Waiter! My soup is low-poly! SHE'S DEFROSTING
Damn Disco Dans...
Waiter! Why is my soup so judgemental? I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
NO! BAD SOUP! BAD!!
Waiter! My soup is playing the drums, and it's getting really annoying! Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Get some headphones. Or slurp really loudly.
Waiter! There's an Eye of Providence in my soup!
"Look inside yourself and to the stars; there, you will find your answers."Oops sorry, I must have dropped my one-dollar bill there. Hence why it is missing. I will get you a new one.
Waiter! Ego-Man25 is in my soup!
Edited by LucasdaKool on May 3rd 2025 at 2:05:32 AM
https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/…How the FUCK did I get back in here?
Waiter, this soup decided to mention me for some reason.
Edited by Ego-Man25 on May 2nd 2025 at 2:27:05 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.Well, you are the most famous person in the world.
Waiter! Why is Jason Voorhees in my soup? Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Oh, sorry about that! That was supposed to be in our Friday the 13th special! I'll get you the Friday the 2nd special.
Waiter! There's an entire Hive Caste System in my soup! Now how did that happen?
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodIt appears the Moutain Dew soup from earlier is evolving a rudimentary intelligence.
OK, waiter! I'll shake your bouncy booty! HIT IT!
I'm Quite Batty...This is not Burger King. Whoever put that burger in your soup must be fired.
Waiter! There are rubies in my soup! Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3

That's because it's not soup, it's demon crap.
WAITER! Test your might....
Edited by DorkySpaz on May 1st 2025 at 10:24:26 AM
I'm Quite Batty