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DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4851: May 1st 2025 at 8:24:12 PM

That's because it's not soup, it's demon crap.

WAITER! Test your might....

Edited by DorkySpaz on May 1st 2025 at 10:24:26 AM

I'm Quite Batty
LilyTheLitten Inspector Irratino my beloved ❤️ from The Investigation Institute Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Inspector Irratino my beloved ❤️
#4852: May 1st 2025 at 8:48:27 PM

Sir, we don't serve ass-kickings here.


Waiter! The answers to all of life's questions are in my soup!

"Look inside yourself and to the stars; there, you will find your answers."
SomeLibre WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER from [SERVICE UNAVAILABLE] Since: Dec, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
WELCOME BACK MOTHERFUCKER
#4853: May 1st 2025 at 10:06:10 PM

Well, what's the hold up! Take it all before everyone else finds out!


Waiter, where the FUCK are we!? Inside the soup?!!

Cassie | they/them/he | Help needed for filling out entries on the Series X SCP category
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4854: May 1st 2025 at 10:08:20 PM

Yup. Welcome to Soup Land.


Waiter! There's a theme park inside my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4855: May 1st 2025 at 10:11:40 PM

This soup is now a subsidiary of the Walt Disney Corporation.....

WAITER! What's this all about?

Edited by DorkySpaz on May 1st 2025 at 12:13:28 PM

I'm Quite Batty
Solaris2022 Guy Incognito Since: Nov, 2022
Guy Incognito
#4856: May 1st 2025 at 10:27:10 PM

Looks like some noodles to me.


Waiter, there is a mirror in my soup, but that's not my reflection...

BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#4857: May 1st 2025 at 11:14:35 PM

The chef was a vampire, and since vampires don’t have a reflection, he threw it in there because it was useless.

Waiter, there’s a military helmet in my soup!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4858: May 1st 2025 at 11:34:30 PM

BUCKLE UP SOLDIER, IT'S THE LUNCH RUSH.

WAITER! Glitch productions is commandeering my soup for their latest animated series! IS NOTHING SACRED?!?!?!!?

I'm Quite Batty
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4859: May 2nd 2025 at 2:33:42 AM

Watch Michael Kovach voice something in it.


Waiter, there isn't enough pepper in the soup, do you mind handing me a pepper grinder, please?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
The Hostest with the Mostest
#4860: May 2nd 2025 at 3:26:16 AM

What kind of pepper are we talking? Because I found this pepper man and he's being really uncooperative right now!


Waiter! My soup is low-poly!

SHE'S DEFROSTING
Wabbawabbajack Margrave of the Marshes from Elbows out Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
Margrave of the Marshes
#4861: May 2nd 2025 at 4:07:09 AM

This is a retro charm soup.

Waiter! I have a B.O. Problem in my soup!

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#4862: May 2nd 2025 at 6:16:23 AM

Use our edible stick of deodorant.


Waiter! Why is Survivor being hosted in my soup?

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4863: May 2nd 2025 at 10:31:42 AM

Because Hollywood has well and truly run out of material. Or just sheer laziness. Hard to tell in this case.

WAITER! My soup has turned into a 70s discotheque. I have now completely lost my appetite.

I'm Quite Batty
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4864: May 2nd 2025 at 10:32:38 AM

Damn Disco Dans...


Waiter! Why is my soup so judgemental?

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4865: May 2nd 2025 at 11:46:06 AM

NO! BAD SOUP! BAD!!


Waiter! My soup is playing the drums, and it's getting really annoying!

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
LilyTheLitten Inspector Irratino my beloved ❤️ from The Investigation Institute Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Inspector Irratino my beloved ❤️
#4866: May 2nd 2025 at 12:00:10 PM

Get some headphones. Or slurp really loudly.


Waiter! There's an Eye of Providence in my soup!

"Look inside yourself and to the stars; there, you will find your answers."
LucasdaKool Cellbit, a Notpron lover from the world of Puzzle Game Since: Sep, 2022
Cellbit, a Notpron lover
#4867: May 2nd 2025 at 12:04:57 PM

Oops sorry, I must have dropped my one-dollar bill there. Hence why it is missing. I will get you a new one.

Waiter! Ego-Man25 is in my soup!

Edited by LucasdaKool on May 3rd 2025 at 2:05:32 AM

https://enigmatics.org/puzzles/
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4868: May 2nd 2025 at 12:35:07 PM

…How the FUCK did I get back in here?


Waiter, this soup decided to mention me for some reason.

[down] And I had no idea the world had such pitifully low standards.

Edited by Ego-Man25 on May 2nd 2025 at 2:27:05 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4869: May 2nd 2025 at 2:10:32 PM

Well, you are the most famous person in the world.


Waiter! Why is Jason Voorhees in my soup?

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
A Member of the Midnight Crew
#4870: May 2nd 2025 at 2:49:06 PM

Oh, sorry about that! That was supposed to be in our Friday the 13th special! I'll get you the Friday the 2nd special.


Waiter! There's an entire Hive Caste System in my soup! Now how did that happen?

Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4871: May 2nd 2025 at 4:29:10 PM

It appears the Moutain Dew soup from earlier is evolving a rudimentary intelligence.

OK, waiter! I'll shake your bouncy booty! HIT IT!

I'm Quite Batty
Solaris2022 Guy Incognito Since: Nov, 2022
Guy Incognito
#4872: May 2nd 2025 at 11:00:28 PM

Sorry, I'm not as familiar with Martial Arts movies.


Waiter, there is a bear cub in my soup.

Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#4873: May 3rd 2025 at 2:07:23 AM

This is what happens when you feed the bears, people.


Waiter, there are missing textures in my soup!

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
mii-tis I want to be wanted, is that so wrong? from You tell me (Y2: Electric Boogaloo) Relationship Status: Longing for Dulcinea
I want to be wanted, is that so wrong?
#4874: May 3rd 2025 at 2:10:04 AM

It int loading properly yet.


Waiter. theres a Burger in my soup.

I AM PREY TO NONE!
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#4875: May 3rd 2025 at 2:28:34 AM

...This is not Burger King. Whoever put that burger in your soup must be fired.


Waiter! There are rubies in my soup!

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3

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