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DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4726: Apr 11th 2025 at 11:56:24 AM

Apparently Someone forgot to log in for their Zulu lessons!

WAITER! Let me be your superhero, your dynamite!

I'm Quite Batty
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
A Member of the Midnight Crew
#4727: Apr 11th 2025 at 4:50:08 PM

Here, let me be the one to hold it.


Waiter! This soup is suffering from some serious Trope Namer Syndrome!

Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
LackingEff0rt The Hostest with the Mostest from Electric Light Orchestra (The New Guy) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
The Hostest with the Mostest
#4728: Apr 11th 2025 at 5:23:49 PM

That would explain the Toblerone.note 


Waiter, my soup is a Droste Image!

Now what?
TroperNo9001 MR. NAICE GUY from The Old Man’s Study (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
MR. NAICE GUY
#4729: Apr 11th 2025 at 10:44:07 PM

It's our limited edition promo for Inception. Ever since people went crazy over szechuan sauce, we decided to bring this back, too!

Waiter, who's been double dipping in my soup?!

"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#4730: Apr 12th 2025 at 7:05:37 AM

It better not been an Egg Bomb on the Lava Piranha.


Waiter! My soup crashed because someone double dipped an Egg Bomb on the Lava Piranha in my soup! note 

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4731: Apr 12th 2025 at 1:56:35 PM

Just hit the restart button.....

Hiya, waiter! This soup is quite yummy, but it's missing a little something...

Edited by DorkySpaz on Apr 12th 2025 at 4:29:54 AM

I'm Quite Batty
BBGunman TV Tropes' resident resident Since: Aug, 2024
TV Tropes' resident resident
#4732: Apr 12th 2025 at 3:23:57 PM

sprinkles in cyanide Alright, that should do it! Oh, and before I forget, could you sign this tiny little liability waiver real quick?


Waiter! You told me that the parrot in this soup was alive when I ordered it!

Edited by BBGunman on Apr 12th 2025 at 5:24:27 AM

guys im so back
DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Mister Pendleton
#4733: Apr 12th 2025 at 5:06:09 PM

Welp... it's not alive now, is it?


Waiter! Someone put This Troper in my soup!

I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4734: Apr 12th 2025 at 5:10:08 PM

One minute. I'm about to edit that out.


Waiter, a demeaning, cynical punchline is in my soup!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4735: Apr 12th 2025 at 6:14:29 PM

Looks like you can't dish it out or take it!

WAITER! This soup turned me into a Smilodon Fatalis! AWESOME!

I'm Quite Batty
Seaners Just some guy from Manila Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Just some guy
#4736: Apr 13th 2025 at 11:22:33 AM

Okay... I suggest laying off the soup for a while, unless you're planning on turning this restaurant into a zoo (which I won't judge but would be a disastrous change of pace for our consideration).


Waiter, why is there a Sea Mine in the soup?

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4737: Apr 13th 2025 at 11:24:25 AM

Tax evasion purposes.


Waiter, why is my soup primordial?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BBGunman TV Tropes' resident resident Since: Aug, 2024
TV Tropes' resident resident
#4738: Apr 13th 2025 at 11:37:41 AM

I have no idea. Word to the wise, though: Don't look directly into it.


Waiter! Mario's fighting Bowser and calling him gay in my soup!

guys im so back
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4739: Apr 13th 2025 at 11:41:46 AM

Boy, they don't make 'em like that anymore!

WAITER! The soup is turning all the diners into prehistoric mammals!

....But not dinosaurs.

I'm Quite Batty
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#4740: Apr 13th 2025 at 2:41:35 PM

Looks like they all ordered the primordial soup!


Waiter, there's a calendar in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
WarJay77 It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (3,795/50,000) from My Writing Cave (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (3,795/50,000)
#4741: Apr 13th 2025 at 2:43:47 PM

Our chef was a bit confused about what a "soup of the day" meant...


Waiter, there's a TLP bomb in my soup!

Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4742: Apr 13th 2025 at 2:55:42 PM

This is a sign: the trope you're trying to launch isn't a good idea, valued customer. We don't make the rules.


Waiter, TNP is in my soup!

[down] Okay, but for real, I'm legit lowkey interested in that parody Forum Thread idea.

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Apr 13th 2025 at 3:10:11 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#4743: Apr 13th 2025 at 2:59:19 PM

Hello, I'm Matthew and this is "What offends you about the previous soup?"

Waiter, my soup has a generic flame war inside.

DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4744: Apr 13th 2025 at 4:19:04 PM

Only a generic flame war? Man, that's soup's old! Better toss it out.

WAITER! My soup's gone from an EF-5 tornado to a CAT-5 hurricane! I specifically asked for a soup with wind speeds greater than 200 MPH!

I'm Quite Batty
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#4745: Apr 13th 2025 at 6:56:22 PM

It’s not my fault! The chef was Poseidon, and he got real angry.

Waiter, there’s a huge glob of hand soap in my soup!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
WarJay77 It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (3,795/50,000) from My Writing Cave (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (3,795/50,000)
#4746: Apr 13th 2025 at 7:19:38 PM

Ah... Just like we used to serve back in 2020...


Waiter, there's a bunch of lemon peels in my soup!

Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
A Member of the Midnight Crew
#4747: Apr 13th 2025 at 7:34:52 PM

Really?? Lemon peels in soup are considered UNACCEPTABLE!!!!


Waiter, why is there an entire chocolate orange in my soup?

Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
Heehee47 Princess of Moonbrooke from The guy standing right in front of you. Since: Mar, 2022 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Princess of Moonbrooke
#4748: Apr 13th 2025 at 7:36:00 PM

It's a dessert.

Waiter, a brawl is surely brewing in my soup!

Edited by Heehee47 on Apr 13th 2025 at 10:36:05 AM

Wherefore comest thou here?
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4749: Apr 13th 2025 at 7:57:30 PM

This soup will get red hot!

WAITER! This isn't my Tilapia bisque! In fact, this appears to be some sort of superpower granting phlebotinum!

........Carry on.

I'm Quite Batty
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#4750: Apr 13th 2025 at 8:07:54 PM

So that’s where my blood donation went.

Waiter, there’s an unsold house that was on the market for three years in my soup!

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de

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