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Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4601: Mar 24th 2025 at 7:18:08 AM

A celery stalk and daikon radish, eh? This is a restaurant. We serve food here. What did you think you were going to get here, incredibly outlandish things that would never realistically be served here ever? How absurd!


Waiter, there's a bit too much pepper in the soup. Just a bit, nothing that RUINS the overall experience, but like it was applied a little heavily.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#4602: Mar 24th 2025 at 7:31:26 AM

Ah, I see. Well, we have tweezers up in the front there so you can pick em out. Have fun with that!


Waiter! This soup is whispering strange things in my ear..

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4603: Mar 24th 2025 at 8:25:09 AM

Let me guess: Tony made a portal to the demon realm in somebody's soup? Again.


Waiter, why is Kermit the Frog swimming around in my soup?

Edited by BBGunman on Mar 29th 2025 at 3:12:01 AM

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4604: Mar 24th 2025 at 11:48:14 AM

With how The Muppets have been treated the past two or three decades? Just let him swim in the soup.

WAITER! Why is there an elaborate theatrical production being staged in my soup?

I'm Quite Batty
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#4605: Mar 24th 2025 at 3:12:01 PM

We were running low on money.


Waiter, there's a combadge in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4606: Mar 24th 2025 at 4:09:20 PM

I hope that won't lead to any time paradoxe—in borg DANG IT.

WAITER! Rey's lightsaber is in my soup!

I'm Quite Batty
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#4607: Mar 24th 2025 at 6:18:14 PM

She doesn't need it. Disney Star Wars is not welcome here.

Waiter, there's a sandwich-post in my soup.

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4608: Mar 24th 2025 at 7:16:14 PM

Agh... not the sandwiches!


Waiter! A slaughter's going on in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4609: Mar 26th 2025 at 8:24:51 AM

How...brutal. Still, it should make the soup taste better.

WAITER! For whatever reason Disney is making a live-action version of Fantasia in my soup!

I'm Quite Batty
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#4610: Mar 27th 2025 at 10:34:06 AM

That does it. We're blowing this soup up.


Waiter, there's a camera pointed at me in my soup!

WarJay77 It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000) from My Writing Cave (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000)
#4611: Mar 27th 2025 at 11:11:45 AM

That's the security. Try not to eat him, okay? That tiny camera is expensive.


Waiter, my soup has a solar system in it!

Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4612: Mar 27th 2025 at 11:31:24 AM

I hope you enjoy Saturn, the least dense planet, floating in it!

Waiter, the fish in my soup is asking me if I seek its wisdom!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#4613: Mar 28th 2025 at 4:43:52 AM

Ernie, for the eight millionth time, stop adding too much wine to our soup!


Waiter, there's too much hot sauce in my soup!

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4614: Mar 28th 2025 at 4:46:54 AM

…Oh, OH, SHOOT, A NORMAL CUSTOMER WITH A NORMAL PROBLEM FINALLY!!! I am so sorry about that, good sir, let me get you a new soup from the back that isn't overloading on the soup, okay?


Waiter, the bowl of soup is… normal. Okay, you weird fucking restaurant staff, what exactly are you guys getting at today?

[down] Translation For Other Tropers: "At? We do not know what you mean."

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Mar 28th 2025 at 5:26:28 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4615: Mar 28th 2025 at 4:53:37 AM

Ta? Ew od ton wonk tahw ouy naem.

WAITER! Why am I hearing tastes and seeing smells?

I'm Quite Batty
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#4616: Mar 28th 2025 at 4:55:30 AM

[up][up] Just some normal soup. With normal broth, in a normal bowl. No portal to the Nether Region or nuffin.


[up] SHIT, sorry, the chef's off that Mary Jane, yanno..
Waiter, there's another waiter in my soup..

Edited by alateli on Mar 28th 2025 at 7:57:29 AM

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#4617: Mar 28th 2025 at 4:56:56 AM

[up][up]Uh, I think I know… JEFF, why did you put weed in the soup!

[up]Tiny Soup Waiter, is that you? We’ve been looking for you.

Waiter, this soup tastes like a pizza. Not complaining or anything, it’s good. Is this a specialty dish that you serve here?

Edited by starmate3 on Mar 28th 2025 at 7:58:06 AM

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
SeaMonkey851 Autistic Gamer from Topeka, Kansas (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Autistic Gamer
#4618: Mar 28th 2025 at 5:12:22 AM

Oh. Nothing. Just bought ingredients from Pizza Hut.


Waiter! There's a Game Boy Advance in my soup!

My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
WarJay77 It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000) from My Writing Cave (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000)
#4619: Mar 28th 2025 at 12:00:54 PM

Pffft, you think that's bad? Last week, someone ended up with a Virtual Boy...


Waiter, my soup tastes like cough syrup :S

Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall
FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#4620: Mar 28th 2025 at 1:19:55 PM

Because of a certain incident, we have to put cough medicine in all of our soups.


Waiter, why is my soup boucing off of the wall? I didn't even throw it!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4621: Mar 28th 2025 at 1:44:40 PM

Ooohhhhh dear, I don't think that's soup.....cocks plasma disintegrator cannon

WAITER! How on Earth did you fit an ENTIRE TEXAS BAR-B-QUE DINNER into my soup?! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!

I'm Quite Batty
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4622: Mar 28th 2025 at 2:45:51 PM

Don't ask.


Waiter! Amabie is in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Mildude A Member of the Midnight Crew from the you-know-what Since: Sep, 2021 Relationship Status: is commanded to— WANK!
A Member of the Midnight Crew
#4623: Mar 28th 2025 at 2:57:11 PM

Oh, that? It's just there in case the soup's healing isn't enough.

Waiter! There is a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment in my soup!

Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my God
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#4624: Mar 28th 2025 at 4:38:04 PM

I... I'm honestly stumped. Let Us Never Speak of This Again.


Waiter! There is flint and steel in my soup!

Currently Reading: N/A
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4625: Mar 28th 2025 at 4:40:35 PM

I..AM STEVE! And I'm sorry for losing my flint in your soup!

WAITER! Zentraya is in my soup for some reason....

I'm Quite Batty

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