Let me guess: Tony made a portal to the demon realm in somebody's soup? Again.
Waiter, why is Kermit the Frog swimming around in my soup?
Edited by BBGunman on Mar 29th 2025 at 3:12:01 AM
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.Agh... not the sandwiches!
Waiter! A slaughter's going on in my soup! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
That's the security. Try not to eat him, okay? That tiny camera is expensive.
Waiter, my soup has a solar system in it!
Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall…Oh, OH, SHOOT, A NORMAL CUSTOMER WITH A NORMAL PROBLEM FINALLY!!! I am so sorry about that, good sir, let me get you a new soup from the back that isn't overloading on the soup, okay?
Waiter, the bowl of soup is… normal. Okay, you weird fucking restaurant staff, what exactly are you guys getting at today?
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Mar 28th 2025 at 5:26:28 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.![]()
Just some normal soup. With normal broth, in a normal bowl. No portal to the Nether Region or nuffin.
Waiter, there's another waiter in my soup..
Edited by alateli on Mar 28th 2025 at 7:57:29 AM
Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!![]()
Uh, I think I know… JEFF, why did you put weed in the soup!
Tiny Soup Waiter, is that you? We’ve been looking for you.
Waiter, this soup tastes like a pizza. Not complaining or anything, it’s good. Is this a specialty dish that you serve here?
Edited by starmate3 on Mar 28th 2025 at 7:58:06 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!Oh. Nothing. Just bought ingredients from Pizza Hut.
Waiter! There's a Game Boy Advance in my soup! My mother nicknamed me, hence the username.
Pffft, you think that's bad? Last week, someone ended up with a Virtual Boy...
Waiter, my soup tastes like cough syrup :S
Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper WallBecause of a certain incident, we have to put cough medicine in all of our soups.
Waiter, why is my soup boucing off of the wall? I didn't even throw it! Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Ooohhhhh dear, I don't think that's soup.....cocks plasma disintegrator cannon
WAITER! How on Earth did you fit an ENTIRE TEXAS BAR-B-QUE DINNER into my soup?! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!
I'm Quite BattyOh, that? It's just there in case the soup's healing isn't enough.
Waiter! There is a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment in my soup!
Déjà vu, tell you what I'm gonna do, when they reminisce over you, my GodI... I'm honestly stumped. Let Us Never Speak of This Again.
Waiter! There is flint and steel in my soup! Currently Reading: N/A

A celery stalk and daikon radish, eh? This is a restaurant. We serve food here. What did you think you were going to get here, incredibly outlandish things that would never realistically be served here ever? How absurd!
Waiter, there's a bit too much pepper in the soup. Just a bit, nothing that RUINS the overall experience, but like it was applied a little heavily. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.