I don't think the soup likes you...
Waiter! There's a bunch of eyeballs in my soup! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
You said you wanted ice in it!
Waiter, there was a fly in my soup, but an old lady just swallowed it!
Still waiting for someone to break him free...Looks like you got our Joke and Receive special!
Waiter, there's sand in my soup! For every low there is a high.
...Dude, you're at a beachside soup shop, and some of the guys in the back are stoners. Do the math.
Waiter!... there are daikon radishes in my soup, and I gotta ask: is that part of the recipe? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
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Oh how I hate it! It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!
Yeah, they're pretty rad.
Waiter, there's lava in my soup!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 22nd 2025 at 5:11:40 PM
Still waiting for someone to break him free...Ughhh, that's just one of the pranksters running amok on the street. I'll get you out shortly, gimme a bit.
Waiter, there's clam in my soup. Wouldn't it be a chowder at that point? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Our cook is on a seafood diet and wants his customers to do the same.
Waiter! There is a Quirky Ukulele in my soup! Currently Reading: N/A
Oh, no. What's our chef trying to apologize for this time?
Waiter, I wanted my soup to contain exactly two cups of water. This is at least two cups and a few extra mL. Shame on you.
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…You're one of those customers, aren't you?
Waiter… you're kicking ass today. You need to hear this, and no, I'm not taking no for an answer, you're doing an amazing job. And you're good at what you do.
Edited by Ego-Man25 on Mar 23rd 2025 at 4:55:02 AM
Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.Just between you and me, I'm a waiter by day but a crimefighter at night! And I do kick ass, thank you very much!
Waiter... I would like to send my compliments to the chef, and I know he's a rat!
Still waiting for someone to break him free...Yesterday, I asked you what you would put in a soup. We're only reading the first comment as I like it the most. That comment is:
Edited by BBGunman on Mar 23rd 2025 at 7:37:01 AM
Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.Thanks for trying out our Sunday Special!
Waiter, there's a soup in my soup in my soup...
Still waiting for someone to break him free...We just had a merger with the company, and they allowed us to do that.
Waiter, this soup has tears in it, and… What’s making you so upset?
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!

Well, it was hungry for it too, so...
Waiter, there's a wedding ring in my soup!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 23rd 2025 at 1:53:34 AM
Still waiting for someone to break him free...