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TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4576: Mar 22nd 2025 at 10:53:17 AM

Well, it was hungry for it too, so...

Waiter, there's a wedding ring in my soup!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 23rd 2025 at 1:53:34 AM

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4577: Mar 22nd 2025 at 11:00:51 AM

.......Wait, where's the finger that went with it?

WAITER! Divorce papers are in my soup! AND I'M NOT EVEN MARRIED!

I'm Quite Batty
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4578: Mar 22nd 2025 at 12:34:19 PM

I don't think the soup likes you...


Waiter! There's a bunch of eyeballs in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4579: Mar 22nd 2025 at 12:36:24 PM

You said you wanted ice in it!

Waiter, there was a fly in my soup, but an old lady just swallowed it!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4580: Mar 22nd 2025 at 12:38:43 PM

Yes, that old lady was Mrs. Creosote, and I suggest we duck and cover.

WAITER! A Hellenic pastoral is currently thriving in my soup!

Edited by DorkySpaz on Mar 22nd 2025 at 2:47:45 PM

I'm Quite Batty
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#4581: Mar 22nd 2025 at 1:51:18 PM

Next you'll be telling the Mona Lisa is in your soup...


Waiter! The Mona Lisa is in my soup!

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#4582: Mar 22nd 2025 at 2:08:11 PM

Looks like you got our Joke and Receive special!


Waiter, there's sand in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4583: Mar 22nd 2025 at 2:10:37 PM

...Dude, you're at a beachside soup shop, and some of the guys in the back are stoners. Do the math.


Waiter!... there are daikon radishes in my soup, and I gotta ask: is that part of the recipe?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4584: Mar 22nd 2025 at 2:10:45 PM

[up][up]Oh how I hate it! It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere!

[up]Yeah, they're pretty rad. [nja]

Waiter, there's lava in my soup!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 22nd 2025 at 5:11:40 PM

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4585: Mar 22nd 2025 at 7:58:30 PM

Yes, that's the Vesuvius Bisque.

WAITER! I love this long-horned bison bisque! How delectable!

I'm Quite Batty
Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#4586: Mar 22nd 2025 at 8:44:07 PM

I... don't remember that being on the menu. And how do you know what long-horned bison tastes like compared to regular bison?


Waiter, why am I duct-taped to this chair?

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4587: Mar 22nd 2025 at 8:46:18 PM

Ughhh, that's just one of the pranksters running amok on the street. I'll get you out shortly, gimme a bit.


Waiter, there's clam in my soup. Wouldn't it be a chowder at that point?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#4588: Mar 23rd 2025 at 4:15:43 PM

Our cook is on a seafood diet and wants his customers to do the same.


Waiter! There is a Quirky Ukulele in my soup!

Currently Reading: N/A
WarJay77 It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000) from My Writing Cave (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
It's NaNo, Bay-beeee! (10,238/50,000)
#4589: Mar 23rd 2025 at 4:51:00 PM

Oh, no. What's our chef trying to apologize for this time?


Waiter, I wanted my soup to contain exactly two cups of water. This is at least two cups and a few extra mL. Shame on you.

Working on: Author Appeal | Sandbox | Troper Wall
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#4590: Mar 23rd 2025 at 4:52:22 PM

How the hell can you possibly tell, nerd?

Waiter, there's a bowl in my bowl.

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4591: Mar 23rd 2025 at 4:53:49 PM

[up][up]…You're one of those customers, aren't you?


[up] Bowlception. What's next? A bowl inside a bowl, which in and of itself is inside a bowl?
Waiter… you're kicking ass today. You need to hear this, and no, I'm not taking no for an answer, you're doing an amazing job. And you're good at what you do.

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Mar 23rd 2025 at 4:55:02 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4592: Mar 23rd 2025 at 5:30:48 PM

Just between you and me, I'm a waiter by day but a crimefighter at night! And I do kick ass, thank you very much!

Waiter... I would like to send my compliments to the chef, and I know he's a rat!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4593: Mar 23rd 2025 at 5:32:34 PM

[up][up]No.


[up]You know ee-doo doo. Whack-a-doo. Rata tata- hey! Why do they call it that? Ratatouille! It's a stew, right? Why would they call it that? 'Cause if I was naming a food, I would name it something that sounds DELICIOUS! Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat", and "patootie". Rat-patootie; which does NOT sound delicious.
Yesterday, I asked you what you would put in a soup. We're only reading the first comment as I like it the most. That comment is:

Edited by BBGunman on Mar 23rd 2025 at 7:37:01 AM

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4594: Mar 23rd 2025 at 7:36:30 PM

An artisan pizza.

WAITER! My soup contains trace elements of moon dust! I ordered AT LEAST a sprinkling, if not a covering!

I'm Quite Batty
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#4595: Mar 24th 2025 at 3:29:37 AM

Wait... so I shouldn't put the full moon in the soup?


Waiter, there's a sundae in my soup!

TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4596: Mar 24th 2025 at 4:13:44 AM

Thanks for trying out our Sunday Special!

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup in my soup...

Still waiting for someone to break him free...
alateli " oh , uh .. 'blanket'." from Living Room (Apprentice) Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
" oh , uh .. 'blanket'."
#4597: Mar 24th 2025 at 5:21:06 AM

FUCK, BOB, THIS IS THE 8TH TIME WE'VE ASKED YOU TO STOP TRYING TO TRANSPORT PEOPLE INTO THE SOUP DIMENSION.


Waiter, why does the soup just spell out "You. Tonight."?

Well if it isn't my favorite human ..!
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#4598: Mar 24th 2025 at 6:53:16 AM

Because this is the far east of Europe, and it wants to eat you for lunch.


Waiter, there's a Whataburger with cheese in my soup!

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#4599: Mar 24th 2025 at 6:57:06 AM

We just had a merger with the company, and they allowed us to do that.

Waiter, this soup has tears in it, and… What’s making you so upset?

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
TroperNo9001 Dragon in Waiting from the Dollhouse (Wise, aged troper) Relationship Status: I turn to stone when you are gone
Dragon in Waiting
#4600: Mar 24th 2025 at 7:00:38 AM

Nah, this soup just needed a bit more salt.

Waiter, there's a C&D in my soup!

Still waiting for someone to break him free...

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