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DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4251: Jan 9th 2025 at 8:11:15 PM

Tiny elf looks up at you from soup....

WAITER! There's a...deer girl...in my soup?

Edited by DorkySpaz on Jan 9th 2025 at 10:28:28 AM

I'm Quite Batty
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#4252: Jan 9th 2025 at 8:13:36 PM

Hold on, I'm getting the rifle out.


Waiter, there's... What the hell, did you just serve me crack rock cocaine soup!?

vjoi The first Stealth Fighter! from The South. Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Mu
The first Stealth Fighter!
#4253: Jan 9th 2025 at 10:41:29 PM

sighs We'll send it back... and fire that damn columbian chef, this is too many times to be an accident!


Waiter! There is a [SCP-173] in my soup!

Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
25_Degree_Celsius The first god (in 25DC Fiction Universe) from 3673 Whispymound Dr., LS County, SA, U.S.A. Since: Nov, 2017 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
The first god (in 25DC Fiction Universe)
#4254: Jan 10th 2025 at 12:01:18 AM

Then, please contact The SCP Foundation, and in the meantime, absolutely do NOT evade your eyes from it, unless you wanna be killed here by that thing.

Waiter! There is a double-barreled shotgun in my soup!

Edited by 25_Degree_Celsius on Mar 19th 2025 at 8:50:13 PM

WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#4255: Jan 10th 2025 at 5:57:26 AM

(The waiter doesn’t respond, instead pressing a button to turn on the dynamic combat music from Doom 2016 as a horde of demons in chef toques runs out of the kitchen and locks all the doors before running toward you.)


Waiter, I’ve seen This Man in my soup!

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4256: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:00:08 AM

This Man? In your soup? It's more likely than you think.


Waiter, the soup's got a whole lotta mean-spirited posts from other Forum Games inside it, and like I think the bitterness needs to be reigned in a bit, ya know?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#4257: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:01:49 AM

Yeah, people gotta stop spoilering out content to air out drama...


Waiter, this soup is refreshingly normal and simple, with no drama, no fuss, no illogical paradoxes, nothing. Thank you.

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#4258: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:03:26 AM

You’re welcome.

Customer! There’s an [insert thing] in your order!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#4259: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:04:15 AM

[up][up][up]You don’t know that!

[up]Wait, why is [insert thing] flashing?


The soup is cold, and the salad is hot. How Is That Even Possible?

Edited by The21zonz on Jan 10th 2025 at 2:06:33 PM

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#4260: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:07:36 AM

It's simple, we kept the soup in the freezer, we barbecued the salad.

Waiter, there's Cheeto residue in my soup.

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4261: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:10:34 AM

Eat it!


Waiter, someone put a game of You Don't Know Jack in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
cornyfield256 about to kidnap from Yoshi's Island Since: Dec, 2022 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
about to kidnap
#4262: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:12:35 AM

Then why don't you just play it?


Waiter, A Vi Plush is in my soup!

[down] [nja]

Edited by cornyfield256 on Jan 10th 2025 at 6:16:59 AM

Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#4263: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:15:32 AM

[nja] [up] [up]And I hope you enjoyed your refreshing glass of Mucos with it. (Cork-squeaking sound) Next up, question four. (“Question Four, The Question That Cares”, plays)

[up]That comes with the Bug Fables kid’s meal. But it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.


Waiter, my soup has a Kickstarter page!

Edited by WhoaBundy on Jan 10th 2025 at 6:20:54 AM

BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#4264: Jan 10th 2025 at 6:34:04 AM

Oh damn, well if you're a fan of it, consider donating.


A TWISTED SISTER PIN!? FLOATING IN MY SOOOUUUP!? WHO THE HELL IS THE SORRY CHEF WHO MADE THIS!? I'VE GOT A GOOD MIND TO SLAP THAT DEVIANT'S FAT FACE! I WANT TO ASK THAT PUNK SOMETHING: WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE!?!?

MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4266: Jan 10th 2025 at 9:23:02 AM

HMMMMMMMMMMM....seems to be missing Mark Hamil....

WAITER! AC/DC is rocking out in my soup....and it is EPIC!!!!

I'm Quite Batty
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#4267: Jan 10th 2025 at 9:28:23 AM

Well, are you ready to Rock!

Waiter, over here! We’re in that NFL 100 ad and Aaron Donald’s about to tackle you if you don’t get rid of the football!

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#4269: Jan 10th 2025 at 9:31:30 AM

It's our sushi special. Of course it's not cooked.

Waiter, there's the old forum "What offends you about the previous post" in my soup.

I have considered rebooting the thread. Of course, I do plan to have rules so it doesn't get quite nasty like the old one. No personal insults or shitposting for example

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵 from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. 🗾🇯🇵
#4270: Jan 10th 2025 at 9:35:56 AM

Don’t make it get too nasty.

Waiter! My soup was bounced from TV Tropes!

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4271: Jan 10th 2025 at 9:36:53 AM

Probably because the soup attempted ban evasion.


Waiter, this soup (which isn't the sushi special) is off-color. Is this soup supposed to be not cooked?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#4272: Jan 10th 2025 at 9:56:19 AM

(A girl in paint-stained clothes jerks the bowl out of your hands and scowls at you before dipping her brush in it. The waiter shrugs.)


Waiter, there's a watch in my soup!

starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#4273: Jan 10th 2025 at 10:04:16 AM

Well, at least you know what time it is now. [up]BTW, would you like me to send you an avatar?

Waiter, this isn’t a soup, it’s an endless loop of this conversation between us! What are we going to do?

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4274: Jan 10th 2025 at 10:10:44 AM

You ever heard of recursion?
I can't actually be fucked to do this joke, I don't wanna make this game unfun for anyone.


Waiter, this soup needs a pinch of cinnamon in it.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#4275: Jan 10th 2025 at 10:45:55 AM

Sure, let me help you out with that.


Waiter, can you supply me with an alcohol-based soup and some smokes? I'm gonna hit the midnight show that KISS is gonna play at soon. My, what time is it, 9 PM already?


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