This Man? In your soup? It's more likely than you think.
Waiter, the soup's got a whole lotta mean-spirited posts from other Forum Games inside it, and like I think the bitterness needs to be reigned in a bit, ya know? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Wait, why is [insert thing] flashing?
The soup is cold, and the salad is hot. How Is That Even Possible?
Edited by The21zonz on Jan 10th 2025 at 2:06:33 PM
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUTEat it!
Waiter, someone put a game of You Don't Know Jack in my soup! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Then why don't you just play it?
Waiter, A Vi Plush is in my soup!
Edited by cornyfield256 on Jan 10th 2025 at 6:16:59 AM
Hot take: I actually like Yoshi's New Island and it's soundtrack.
And I hope you enjoyed your refreshing glass of Mucos with it. (Cork-squeaking sound) Next up, question four. (“Question Four, The Question That Cares”, plays)
That comes with the Bug Fables kid’s meal. But it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
Waiter, my soup has a Kickstarter page!
Edited by WhoaBundy on Jan 10th 2025 at 6:20:54 AM
Oh damn, well if you're a fan of it, consider donating.
A TWISTED SISTER PIN!? FLOATING IN MY SOOOUUUP!? WHO THE HELL IS THE SORRY CHEF WHO MADE THIS!? I'VE GOT A GOOD MIND TO SLAP THAT DEVIANT'S FAT FACE! I WANT TO ASK THAT PUNK SOMETHING: WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE!?!?
Well, are you ready to Rock!
Waiter, over here! We’re in that NFL 100 ad and Aaron Donald’s about to tackle you if you don’t get rid of the football!
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!YO, WAIT, WHAT THE FU-
WAITER!!!... the soup's a bit off-color, and I just want to know if this was really cooked properly. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
It's our sushi special. Of course it's not cooked.
Waiter, there's the old forum "What offends you about the previous post" in my soup.
I have considered rebooting the thread. Of course, I do plan to have rules so it doesn't get quite nasty like the old one. No personal insults or shitposting for example
Don’t make it get too nasty.
Waiter! My soup was bounced from TV Tropes!
Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGSProbably because the soup attempted ban evasion.
Waiter, this soup (which isn't the sushi special) is off-color. Is this soup supposed to be not cooked? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Well, at least you know what time it is now.
BTW, would you like me to send you an avatar?
Waiter, this isn’t a soup, it’s an endless loop of this conversation between us! What are we going to do?
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!You ever heard of recursion?
I can't actually be fucked to do this joke, I don't wanna make this game unfun for anyone.
Waiter, this soup needs a pinch of cinnamon in it. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Sure, let me help you out with that.
Waiter, can you supply me with an alcohol-based soup and some smokes? I'm gonna hit the midnight show that KISS is gonna play at soon. My, what time is it, 9 PM already?

Tiny elf looks up at you from soup....
WAITER! There's a...deer girl...in my soup?
Edited by DorkySpaz on Jan 9th 2025 at 10:28:28 AM
I'm Quite Batty