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DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4026: Dec 17th 2024 at 6:54:36 PM

How about you engage in a Puyo battle with the soup?


Waiter! The Moon in in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#4027: Dec 17th 2024 at 8:22:25 PM

That's just a big circle shaped rock, silly!


Waiter! The blue robed cultist, Jevin, is reciting a spell under my table!

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
YourEternalTroper Matikane Tannhäuser from Tracen Academy (Uma Earth) Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Matikane Tannhäuser
#4028: Dec 17th 2024 at 11:15:22 PM

Stomp his ass and stain your soup with his fresh blood.


Waiter! There is clumped blood in my soup!

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Dec 18th 2024 at 2:17:41 AM

Matikane Tannhäuser, now departing for the front line! Ei, ei, mun!
ZeTropeGuy999 Cyn from Uzi’s tail (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: In bed with a green-skinned space babe
Cyn
#4029: Dec 18th 2024 at 1:30:36 AM

CALL IN HAZMAT! EURGH!

Waiter! The Juice That Makes Your Head Explode (tm) is in my s-

And also, that’s- Sarcasm
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#4030: Dec 18th 2024 at 1:36:59 AM

Let's dispose of that now, shall we?


Waiter, I require a double barreled shotgun. It appears my soup has mutated into a gargantuan eldritch abomination.

The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#4031: Dec 18th 2024 at 3:15:30 AM

I have something better. The SUPER SHOTGUN! Go wild.

Waiter! There’s a girl who looks oddly like me in the soup!

Edited by The21zonz on Dec 18th 2024 at 11:21:15 AM

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
WhoaBundy Since: Dec, 2013
#4032: Dec 18th 2024 at 6:27:07 AM

My apologies, that soup was supposed to be for the man in the corner booth. He paid for your dinner, by the way.


Waiter, there's a zeppelin in my soup!

idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#4033: Dec 18th 2024 at 6:30:09 AM

Don't get any sort of lighter, that's the LZ-129 Hindenburg, you might recreate the disaster! Oh, and it'll make your soup Hiroshima hot.


Waiter, if you can hear me, I have died. Can you please drink the leftover soup for me?

Edited by idkwhatiamdoingatp on Dec 18th 2024 at 10:30:24 PM

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4034: Dec 18th 2024 at 6:31:04 AM

No! No, you died because you fucking ninja'd me.[nja]


Waiter, there's music references inside my soup!

Edited by Ego-Man25 on Dec 18th 2024 at 6:31:58 AM

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#4035: Dec 18th 2024 at 6:44:30 AM

Sorry for not bringing you your complimentary headphones.


Waiter, there's an overreacting customer bothering others because he got [nja]'d!

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#4036: Dec 18th 2024 at 11:10:56 AM

I'll remove him from the premises if he keeps it up.


Waiter, there are candy canes in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4037: Dec 18th 2024 at 12:00:34 PM

Sir, you ordered hot chocolate, not soup.


Waiter, someone put a roleplay in my soup, and it's ruining my meal.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4038: Dec 18th 2024 at 12:03:35 PM

Give the roleplay to someone else!


Waiter! There is a rabbit in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4039: Dec 18th 2024 at 12:07:07 PM

Hold on, I'll go get a duck....

WAITER! My soup is home to a Type 2 civilization!

I'm Quite Batty
Hyenaboy Night Fury from United Kingdom Since: Jul, 2021 Relationship Status: One Is The Loneliest Number
Night Fury
#4040: Dec 18th 2024 at 12:10:07 PM

Ah, I see some of our Dn D minis somehow fell in.

Waiter, there’s a Ferrari F40 in my soup!

Wabbawabbajack Margrave of the Marshes from Elbows out Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Awaiting my mail-order bride
Margrave of the Marshes
#4041: Dec 18th 2024 at 2:10:10 PM

Now you can eat your soup while moving at 200 mph

Waiter! There's an existentialist crisis in my soup!

BBGunman CHAINSAW! from yes Since: Aug, 2024 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
CHAINSAW!
#4042: Dec 18th 2024 at 2:14:10 PM

Seek help.


Waiter! Why in the world are you in my soup?!

Go watch the new Chainsaw Man movie. This is a threat.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#4043: Dec 18th 2024 at 2:17:53 PM

The waiter's trying to seduce you, I think.


Waiter! There is a baby blue whale in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4044: Dec 18th 2024 at 3:48:47 PM

…Crap, we've been busted.


Waiter!… I just wanted to say you're doing a really good job today. So many of these tables to wait on, so many soups to dole out, and you've been kicking serious ASS.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#4045: Dec 18th 2024 at 3:52:45 PM

He did kick butt. What do you think you’re eating?


Waiter, there’s Vi in my soup!

Edited by The21zonz on Dec 18th 2024 at 11:53:29 AM

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#4046: Dec 18th 2024 at 5:47:33 PM

Throws a tiny life preserver into the soup...

WAITER! Someone's cloning dinosaurs in my soup!

I'm Quite Batty
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#4047: Dec 18th 2024 at 5:54:00 PM

And the dinosaurs has left one big pile of shit.

Waiter, there's the Declaration of Independence in my soup.

idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#4048: Dec 18th 2024 at 5:55:04 PM

Assorted dinosaur soup! An exclusive.

[nja]'d: Throw it out to Pennsylvania!


Waiter, what happened to this place, why does it look so abandoned now? Have I been sent to the future?

Edited by idkwhatiamdoingatp on Dec 18th 2024 at 9:55:45 PM

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#4049: Dec 18th 2024 at 8:51:42 PM

…We aren't even open yet! You're here fifteen minutes early.


Waiter, why is there celery in my soup?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#4050: Dec 18th 2024 at 8:59:24 PM

You ordered the celery special.


Waiter, I got salad instead of soup.


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