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MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#3976: Dec 14th 2024 at 3:43:05 PM

Maybe the waiter's name really is Waiter

Instead, you can have a bowl of ice in place of the soup.

Waiter, there's the state of Texas in my soup.

DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#3977: Dec 14th 2024 at 3:48:22 PM

Waves hi to you from Texas

WAITER! There's some highly attractive female werewolves in my soup....

I'm Quite Batty
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#3978: Dec 14th 2024 at 4:47:02 PM

Uhh... run away before they go into estrus..


Waiter! Your identical clone's in my soup!

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3979: Dec 14th 2024 at 4:49:52 PM

That's not a clone, that's my small twin Server. They're a scrapper.


Waiter, people are throwing around spoiler marks in the soup bowl, trying to get a conversation rolling about how we should call you literally anything but "Waiter"!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#3980: Dec 17th 2024 at 12:13:17 AM

Th Ey kNOW To O mUcH.....

WAITER!!! There appears to be an entire fantasy world in my chicken soup!

I'm Quite Batty
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#3981: Dec 17th 2024 at 12:25:00 AM

Hmmm, interesting.

Waiter, there's soup!

idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#3982: Dec 17th 2024 at 12:27:54 AM

You didn't specify which soup!


Waiter, I would like to thank you for your great service, the ability to fix others' problems, and the ability to grant me a Cream of Mushroom soup with absolutely no mushrooms.

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
Angelspawndragon King of the Seven Rhinos from That haunted house in your neighborhood Since: Nov, 2018 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
King of the Seven Rhinos
#3983: Dec 17th 2024 at 12:31:44 AM

Your welcome. But Might I suggest a mushrooms with your soup next time?

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Waiter! There’s a Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the one true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murder wife, who will have his vengeance in this life or the next, in my soup!

Edited by Angelspawndragon on Dec 17th 2024 at 12:33:00 PM

Chain an angry nature god at your own peril.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#3984: Dec 17th 2024 at 12:44:37 AM

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!?!?!?

Waiter, there's an omni-apocalyptical event occurring in my soup!

I'm Quite Batty
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3985: Dec 17th 2024 at 3:47:15 AM

...Dude, just say the soup's cold, for fuck's sake.


Waiter, the soup's cold!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#3986: Dec 17th 2024 at 3:47:40 AM

Let me get that for you. We'll warm it up in a jiffy.


Waiter, the salad's hot!

MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#3987: Dec 17th 2024 at 3:51:07 AM

I would hope so. We added ghost pepper to it.

Waiter, there's an armed nuclear warhead in my soup.

idkwhatiamdoingatp What's your function? from Hooking up the country helping business rise (Series 1) Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
What's your function?
#3988: Dec 17th 2024 at 3:56:26 AM

You're probably daydreaming. Not a warhead could fit in the microwave, and if it did, it probably blew up.


Waiter, there is a train defect detector in my soup!

WHO PUT A DIESEL LOCOMOTIVE ON THE ROAD!?
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#3989: Dec 17th 2024 at 3:56:32 AM

[up][up]Hold up… WHAT THE- *KA-BOOOOOOOM!!!*

[up]Why is it beeping like mad?


Waiter! Thanks for running this wacky place. C’mere, give me a hug!

Edited by The21zonz on Dec 17th 2024 at 11:57:11 AM

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#3990: Dec 17th 2024 at 4:11:16 AM

Yer welcome, laddie. [Gives you a big man-hug]


Waiter, there's not enough haggis in me soup!

MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#3991: Dec 17th 2024 at 4:38:51 AM

Then cut open a sheep and serve yourself.

Waiter, there are anesthetics in my soup.

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3992: Dec 17th 2024 at 4:48:57 AM

How would you have noticed the anesthetics? They're supposed to numb that feeling.


Waiter, the soup isn't hot enough. It's mildly warm, but this could afford to be heated up a bit more.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#3993: Dec 17th 2024 at 6:51:05 AM

Whips out flamethrower Enjoy...

WAITER! There's a black dragon in my soup!

I'm Quite Batty
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#3994: Dec 17th 2024 at 6:56:15 AM

Ah, so you've ordered the black dragon meat soup. We've made careful work to make the meat edible.


Waiter, there's some soup in my salad!

MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#3995: Dec 17th 2024 at 6:58:42 AM

That's not soup, that's dressing, you clod.

Waiter, there's a fork in my soup. No spoon at all.

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3996: Dec 17th 2024 at 7:00:21 AM

Huh, sorry about that. Lemme get you a spoon now.


Waiter, my soup bowl just has sanitizer water inside it.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#3997: Dec 17th 2024 at 7:12:57 AM

That’s what wasn’t supposed to be served, but you can flavor it.

Waiter, you didn’t give me soup, you gave me a salad!

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
generation81 Since: Aug, 2021
#3998: Dec 17th 2024 at 7:15:50 AM

No, we just went overboard with the dressing.


Waiter, The Annoying Orange is in my soup!

Edited by generation81 on Dec 17th 2024 at 10:17:57 AM

moefoxes Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Chat, is this real?
#3999: Dec 17th 2024 at 7:17:19 AM

[up][up][nja]You get what you get and you don't get upset!

[up]KNIFE!

Waiter! There's no broth in my soup!

Edited by moefoxes on Dec 17th 2024 at 10:17:51 AM

Inconsistently active.
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#4000: Dec 17th 2024 at 7:18:04 AM

[up][up] LOOK OUT! He's got TNT! Also, knife!

[up] Make your own broth.


Waiter, Hawk Moth is in my soup!

Edited by skan123 on Dec 17th 2024 at 7:18:39 AM


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