Uhh... run away before they go into estrus..
Waiter! Your identical clone's in my soup! I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
That's not a clone, that's my small twin Server. They're a scrapper.
Waiter, people are throwing around spoiler marks in the soup bowl, trying to get a conversation rolling about how we should call you literally anything but "Waiter"! Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Your welcome. But Might I suggest a mushrooms with your soup next time?
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Waiter! There’s a Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the one true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murder wife, who will have his vengeance in this life or the next, in my soup!
Edited by Angelspawndragon on Dec 17th 2024 at 12:33:00 PM
Chain an angry nature god at your own peril....Dude, just say the soup's cold, for fuck's sake.
Waiter, the soup's cold! Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
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Hold up… WHAT THE- *KA-BOOOOOOOM!!!*
Why is it beeping like mad?
Waiter! Thanks for running this wacky place. C’mere, give me a hug!
Edited by The21zonz on Dec 17th 2024 at 11:57:11 AM
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUTHow would you have noticed the anesthetics? They're supposed to numb that feeling.
Waiter, the soup isn't hot enough. It's mildly warm, but this could afford to be heated up a bit more. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Huh, sorry about that. Lemme get you a spoon now.
Waiter, my soup bowl just has sanitizer water inside it. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
That’s what wasn’t supposed to be served, but you can flavor it.
Waiter, you didn’t give me soup, you gave me a salad!
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!No, we just went overboard with the dressing.
Waiter, The Annoying Orange is in my soup!
Edited by generation81 on Dec 17th 2024 at 10:17:57 AM
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LOOK OUT! He's got TNT! Also, knife!
Make your own broth.
Waiter, Hawk Moth is in my soup!
Edited by skan123 on Dec 17th 2024 at 7:18:39 AM

Maybe the waiter's name really is Waiter
Instead, you can have a bowl of ice in place of the soup.
Waiter, there's the state of Texas in my soup.