Again!? You need to stop ordering cold water, sir!
Waiter, there’s Banjo and Kazooie in my soup!
Edited by The21zonz on Dec 14th 2024 at 11:06:45 AM
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUTWe also have that in Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts flavor, but not too many people like that one.
Waiter, there are autumn leaves in my soup.
Woah, woah woah woah, hold on, hold the fucking phone there… your soup arrived COLD?
Waiter, ya got sausage gravy in my soup now. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Hold on, I'll get the replacement soup for you! Okay, here's some Pomni x Jax shippers, they'll outnumber the Pomni x Gummigoo shippers and kill them off!
Is it? It could be anyone in this very room! It could be you, it could be ME, it could even be-
*SPLAT!!*
Waiter, there is Aurora Borealis in my soup. Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of country, localized entirely within your bowl?
Waiter! There is a Double Cherry in our soup!
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Dec 14th 2024 at 6:41:29 AM
I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...Och aye? Gimme a bit, laddie, I'll get ya some haggis yet!
Waiter, why is there a hardboiled egg in my soup? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Did you forget that you ordered an egg for your soup?
Waiter, that cultist now managed to eat somebody's soup. Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
That would be the Squirrel Girl special. She's bumped up in popularity lately, doncha know?
Waiter, there's a Sink Hole in my soup! Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Don’t worry! Wikipedia will fix it!
Waiter, there’s a Mumbo Token in my soup!
Edited by The21zonz on Dec 14th 2024 at 9:17:52 AM
UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUTUh… hold on. I think you ordered the wrong thing.
Waiter, there’s a… wait why are you crying and taking my soup to the trash and what are you doing with that trash can?
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!...THEY FUCKED IT UP AT THE KITCHEN, THERE, I SAID IT!!!
Yo waiter, why's my soup got fish in it? Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
Looks like someone forgot to flavor it, I’ll be back.
Waiter, there’s something missing here… I have a soup, I have a spoon, but it’s either that the soup is bland or the guy standing behind you trying to put you in a sleeper hold wants you for something.
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!...The new cook MIGHT have forgotten to add salt.
...Yeah, you're right, waiter, he DID forget to add in that pinch of salt! Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
I have ten bucks on Stone and Parker, wbu.
Waiter, there’s a… oh no. Waiter, I think you need to check the calendar. It’s Opposite Day!
Also, I think we might have to give this Waiter a name. They can’t simply go as Waiter forever and besides, what if it’s a girl?
Edited by starmate3 on Dec 14th 2024 at 6:34:48 AM
So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!

We forgot to make them unskippable!
Waiter! There is cold water in my soup! (The customer in question is Ranma Saotome)
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