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WoomyPearl OH SAY CAN YOU SHE! from Orlando, FL (Life not ruined yet)
OH SAY CAN YOU SHE!
#3951: Dec 14th 2024 at 2:15:38 AM

We forgot to make them unskippable!

Waiter! There is cold water in my soup! (The customer in question is Ranma Saotome)

(21M) Time to get zowy with it and gotta go fast! https://shiverthermal.carrd.co/
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#3952: Dec 14th 2024 at 3:03:44 AM

Again!? You need to stop ordering cold water, sir!

Waiter, there’s Banjo and Kazooie in my soup!

Edited by The21zonz on Dec 14th 2024 at 11:06:45 AM

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#3953: Dec 14th 2024 at 4:11:02 AM

We also have that in Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts flavor, but not too many people like that one.

Waiter, there are autumn leaves in my soup.

BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#3954: Dec 14th 2024 at 4:12:23 AM

Those are just for flavor, trust me.


Waiter, there's a necroposter reviving dead threads, and my soup is cold while my salad is hot!

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3955: Dec 14th 2024 at 4:26:13 AM

Woah, woah woah woah, hold on, hold the fucking phone thereyour soup arrived COLD?


Waiter, ya got sausage gravy in my soup now.

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#3956: Dec 14th 2024 at 6:12:41 AM

Taste's good, right?

WAITER! There are Pomni X Gummigoo shippers in my soup! AND THEY'RE MULTIPLYING!!!!

I'm Quite Batty
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#3957: Dec 14th 2024 at 6:14:33 AM

Hold on, I'll get the replacement soup for you! Okay, here's some Pomni x Jax shippers, they'll outnumber the Pomni x Gummigoo shippers and kill them off!


THAT WAITER'S A BLOODY SPY!

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#3959: Dec 14th 2024 at 6:39:51 AM

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of country, localized entirely within your bowl?


Waiter! There is a Double Cherry in our soup!

Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Dec 14th 2024 at 6:41:29 AM

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
BlaseSonOfAGun1988 Since: Jul, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
#3960: Dec 14th 2024 at 6:41:28 AM

Fitting.


Waiter, there's not enough haggis in my soup!

Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3961: Dec 14th 2024 at 6:43:23 AM

Och aye? Gimme a bit, laddie, I'll get ya some haggis yet!


Waiter, why is there a hardboiled egg in my soup?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
TheScratcher7 it's normal :/ from my personal limbo (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Serial head-patter
it's normal :/
#3962: Dec 14th 2024 at 6:46:50 AM

Did you forget that you ordered an egg for your soup?


Waiter, that cultist now managed to eat somebody's soup.

Ok im back ... | Check my strawpage :3
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#3963: Dec 14th 2024 at 7:08:07 AM

Don't worry, all they'll be able to do is summon soup.

WAITER! THE MOTHER OF ALL METAL CONCERTS IS IN MY SOUP! BRING ME MOAR!

I'm Quite Batty
MatthewLMayfield from wherever he damn well pleases (Captain) Relationship Status: I wanna know what love is
#3964: Dec 14th 2024 at 7:35:39 AM

What flavor? Black, Death, Hair?

Waiter, there are tattoos in my soup.

Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3965: Dec 14th 2024 at 1:00:42 PM

I thought the recipe called for squid ink, not that kind of ink!


Waiter, there's an acorn in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3966: Dec 14th 2024 at 1:14:50 PM

That would be the Squirrel Girl special. She's bumped up in popularity lately, doncha know?


Waiter, there's a Sink Hole in my soup!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
The21zonz I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah! from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
I Can't Believe It's Not Elijah!
#3967: Dec 14th 2024 at 1:17:36 PM

Don’t worry! Wikipedia will fix it!


Waiter, there’s a Mumbo Token in my soup!

Edited by The21zonz on Dec 14th 2024 at 9:17:52 AM

UPDATE FOR RING RACERS ADDON IS OUT
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#3968: Dec 14th 2024 at 2:43:04 PM

Turn it in, and gain the fursona you always wanted!

WAITER! There's a multiversal conjunction occuring in my soup!

I'm Quite Batty
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#3969: Dec 14th 2024 at 2:53:49 PM

Uh… hold on. I think you ordered the wrong thing.

Waiter, there’s a… wait why are you crying and taking my soup to the trash and what are you doing with that trash can?

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3970: Dec 14th 2024 at 2:54:54 PM

...THEY FUCKED IT UP AT THE KITCHEN, THERE, I SAID IT!!!


Yo waiter, why's my soup got fish in it?

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
generation81 Since: Aug, 2021
#3971: Dec 14th 2024 at 2:58:14 PM

....Did you not order fish soup?

Why are so many customers unaware of what they ordered!?


Waiter, there are —— in my soup!

starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#3972: Dec 14th 2024 at 3:02:54 PM

Looks like someone forgot to flavor it, I’ll be back.

Waiter, there’s something missing here… I have a soup, I have a spoon, but it’s either that the soup is bland or the guy standing behind you trying to put you in a sleeper hold wants you for something.

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3973: Dec 14th 2024 at 3:09:05 PM

...The new cook MIGHT have forgotten to add salt.


...Yeah, you're right, waiter, he DID forget to add in that pinch of salt!

Self-professed Wild Card who thinks cynicism isn't so bad.
DorkySpaz Is a Nocturnal Mammal (Ancient one) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Is a Nocturnal Mammal
#3974: Dec 14th 2024 at 3:15:59 PM

Gives you festive salt shaker Bon appetit....

WAITER! Trey Parker and Matt Stone are having a rap battle with Gilbert and Sullivan in my soup!

I'm Quite Batty
starmate3 Come to the place where party is king! from Piñata Island Since: Jun, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Come to the place where party is king!
#3975: Dec 14th 2024 at 3:32:42 PM

I have ten bucks on Stone and Parker, wbu.

Waiter, there’s a… oh no. Waiter, I think you need to check the calendar. It’s Opposite Day!

Also, I think we might have to give this Waiter a name. They can’t simply go as Waiter forever and besides, what if it’s a girl?

Edited by starmate3 on Dec 14th 2024 at 6:34:48 AM

So grab a stick and take a swing! Do the Piñata thing!

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