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Mu5icl0v3r from Nowhere
Jun 19th 2013 at 8:55:43 PM

The way this game works is that, we pretend we are in a restaurant setting. Someone in a restaurant orders soup, and tells the waiter (the poster below) there is something in it. The waiter, recommends a way to fix it.

For example:

First Poster:Waiter! There is a bottle of water in my soup!

Second Poster:Just rinse it off, dry it, and it's yours.

I will start first.

Waiter! There is a rock in my soup!

edited 19th Jun '13 9:16:00 PM by Mu5icl0v3r

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Jun 20th 2013 at 8:24:18 AM

Yeah, exactly. We got complaints that this dish was lacking in minerals. Hope you have strong teeth.

Waiter, there's a remote control in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
MikuruFan from Away
Jun 20th 2013 at 8:30:15 AM

You're supposed to flip through the flavors using the remote until you find one you like. Hope you don't flip too much.

Waiter, there's a phone charger in my soup!

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Jun 20th 2013 at 8:42:08 AM

Plug it into the wall. Can't you see the soup's almost out of battery?

Waiter! There's a miniature bowl of soup in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
Trip my heart goes out to all you sinners from the land of the lost horizon
my heart goes out to all you sinners
Jun 20th 2013 at 8:43:19 AM

We need to go deeper then.

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup~

SAVIOR - BLOODSTAIN - HELLFIRE - SHADOW
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia)
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Jun 20th 2013 at 8:47:30 AM

That's our special, Soylent Waiter.

Waiter, there's a lame joke in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
MikuruFan from Away
Jun 20th 2013 at 8:48:05 AM

Did you order the Souper Bowl Special?

Waiter! There's a troupe of Lilliputian dancers in my soup!

edited 20th Jun '13 8:49:18 AM by MikuruFan

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Jun 20th 2013 at 9:04:00 AM

Huh?! Well shoot, I specifically told the chef that they were to do their routine in the salad.

Waiter! There's a gate to a parallel world in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
⋆ ⋆ ⋆
Jun 20th 2013 at 9:06:19 AM

I hope you like soups that are out of this world!

Waiter, there is a alligator in my soup!

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Jun 20th 2013 at 9:09:55 AM

Pfft, I know that. I put him in there to catch the mouse.

Waiter! There's a bunch of noodles and vegetables and stuff in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
MikuruFan from Away
Jun 20th 2013 at 9:12:27 AM

That's what's supposed to be there. You ordered the Noodles and Vegetables and Stuff? Wait, the soup part's not supposed to be there. Just a moment.

Waiter! There's a scale model of an Airbus A330 in my soup!

edited 20th Jun '13 9:12:41 AM by MikuruFan

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Jun 20th 2013 at 9:40:44 AM

You like it? It took me about a week to put it together. Painted it myself, too! :D

Waiter! There's a cassette tape in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
MikuruFan from Away
Jun 20th 2013 at 6:27:12 PM

Take it home and clean it. You can hear kitchen sounds.

Waiter, there's a double post in my soup!

Hitman THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM from CHAMBER OF SECRETS
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
Jun 20th 2013 at 7:54:18 PM

That explains why we put twice the ammount of ingredients in that soup...

Waiter! There's a Wartune ad in my soup!

MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
MikuruFan from Away
Jun 20th 2013 at 7:59:11 PM

We needed the advertising space. Fanservicy RPGs were the only ones willing to advertise. See that clam chowder over there? Has a ROSE Online ad.

Waiter! There's a bus stop in my soup!

Hitman THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM from CHAMBER OF SECRETS
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
Jun 20th 2013 at 8:02:14 PM

There's a teleport to a hidden bus depot down in that soup. It's full of chunky engines!

Waiter! There's a nostalgic critic in my soup!

MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jun 20th 2013 at 10:10:50 PM

Cover your ears until he becomes quiet enough to eat.

Waiter! There's a disco ball in my soup!

TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere
i seee youuuu
Jun 23rd 2013 at 10:42:06 PM

Take it home with you; it really helps if you have a Saturday Night Fever.

Waiter! The Vlogbrothers are in my soup!

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jun 23rd 2013 at 10:43:11 PM

Be careful, eating them may make you turn Green!

Water, there's an airplane in my soup!

edited 23rd Jun '13 10:43:45 PM by ironcommando

MikuruFan from Away
Jun 23rd 2013 at 10:49:51 PM

Thought a scale model was too unsatisfying, so here's the real thing.

Waiter! There's fanservice in my soup!

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jun 23rd 2013 at 11:41:14 PM

That's odd, I thought we didn't hire fans.

Waiter! There's a tsundere in my soup!

edited 23rd Jun '13 11:41:39 PM by PhysicalStamina

ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jun 23rd 2013 at 11:44:48 PM

Make sure you soup cools down first before drinking it, because it's got a hot temper!

Waiter, there's a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot in my soup!

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jun 23rd 2013 at 11:48:12 PM

Now your soup has 4 flavors all at once.

Waiter! There's a Big Bird suit in my soup!

edited 23rd Jun '13 11:48:17 PM by PhysicalStamina

ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jun 23rd 2013 at 11:50:36 PM

You ordered a large helping of chicken soup, right? We couldn't find a big chicken, so we got the next best thing...

Waiter, there's a (fishing) fly in my soup!

edited 23rd Jun '13 11:51:12 PM by ironcommando

LatverianBadger This crazy little thing called Love from gacha hell Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
This crazy little thing called Love
Jun 24th 2013 at 7:44:29 AM

Phil! I told you, you can't just fish in people's soup like that! Get!

Waiter! There's a MacGuffin in my soup!

ARE YOU READY? IT'S COOL! LET'S ENJOY A GREAT SHOWTIME! GOOD LUCK

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