Tom Bombadil is just a security guard / butler at Glorfindel's dacha.
Yes, the dacha belongs to that same Glorfindel who:
1. Was born in secret from his parents.
2. Whose father was time-traveling Glorfindel.
3. Who dreamt to be Glorfindel when he was little.
4. Who is part Vanya, and it doesn't have anything to do with parentage: he just ate the fracking elf.
Some more facts about Glorfindel:
1. Weapons do not kill. Glorfindel does.
2. Glorfindel's chest is made of mithril.
3. Oops, wrong, it's mithril that's mined from Glorf's chest.
4. Once upon a time Glorfindel took a quick pee under a tree. That tree became Old Man Willow.
5. Once upon a time Morgoth tried to start Dagor Bragollach. It failed, because Glorfindel was sleeping under the gates if Angband and they didn't open.
6. Once upon a time Sauron put Glorfindel into the deep dungeons of Tol-i-Ngaurhoth with a werewolf. Five minutes later, Glorfindel was sitting on the floor and stroking gently his satiated belly.
7. What do have Utumno, Angband, Nargothrond and Numenor in common? Two things. Glorfindel liked neither. All of them were destroyed.
8. The Plan of Iluvatar was signed and allowed into carrying out by Glorfindel.
9. From the top of Taniquetil all elves seem tiny, like ants. Not Glorfindel; he seems like Glorfindel.
10. There is no cock in Glorfindel's pants. There is another Asfaloth.
11. Once upon a time Glorfindel spent too many time not washing his head. When he eventuallt reached the bath house, he found a Druedain village in his hair.
12. Melkor made orcs. Sauron made trolls. Glorfindel made orphans.
13. Whole kingdoms ceased to exist, because the local stables made poor horseshoes for Asfaloth.
14. Why Glorfindel has no kids? Because no one fucks with Glorfindel and lives.
15. The Ainur are Iluvatar's thoughts given existence. Iluvatar is Glorfindel's thought given existence.
16. Why did Morgoth need the Silmarils? He was afraid to sleep in darkness, he feared that there was Glorfindel under his bed.
17. Once upon a time a louse infiltrated Glorfindel's hair. It drank so much of his blood, it absorbed some of his greatness. We know that louse as Ungoliant.
18. Carcharoth is the hot dog escaped from Glorfindel's bun.
19. When Glorfindel was a teenager, he had acne. We know those acne as Taniquetil, Meneltarma, Thengorodrim and Orodruin.
20. Melkor became evil because he wanted to be more badass than Glorfindel. He failed: no one can be more badass than Glorfindel.
21. Once upon a time Glorfindel walked down a gully and took a dump. We know this gully as the Dread Valley of Nan Dungortheb.
22. When Glorfindel enters water, he does not become wet. The water becomes glorfindelous instead.
23. Nick Perumov's unauthorized sequel "Ring of Darkness" is totally true to the real events. When Glorfindel ate a hobbit and pooped the poor sod out, he exited badass, armored, skilled in kung fu, kama sutra and origami.
24. Glorfindel, in fact, died when he fought a Balrog. But Namo is afraid to tell him that.
25. There is no Glorfindel in the movie, because no mortal actor can portray Glorfindel's greatness convincingly.
26. When Feanor made the first Palantir, he found three inbox messages from Glorfindel on it.
27. Once upon a time Glorfindel tried to put on glasses. As a result, his vision flew around all Arda, and he saw the back of his head.
28. Glorfindel does not see dead people. He makes people dead.
29. Glorfindel defined Eternity.
30. Glorfindel defined Glorfindel.
31. 2 x 2 = 5, said Glorfindel. And he was right.
32. The Silmarillion is formerly known as The Fun Adventures of Glorfindel and His Friends.
33. Glorfindel does not feel pain. Pain feels Glorfindel.
34. When Glorfindel sneezes, he says not "atchoo", but "die, everybody!". And that's exactly what happens.
35. Glorfindel does not eat turtle soup. He eats turtles whole.
36. Glorfindel never sleeps. He waits.
37. When someone misspells Garfinkel's name, he appears and.... HELP! HELP! OHMYGOSH! AAARGH!!!!
edited 2nd Nov '13 2:39:02 PM by aurora369

@Wheezy: Try reading Tolkien if you haven't, and if you have try it again. You might really like it.
edited 21st Jun '13 5:13:57 PM by MorwenEdhelwen
The road goes ever on. -Tolkien